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I applied for a popular online job as a personal chef. I thought I'd be cooking simple, home-style meals, but I quickly found myself trapped in a world of surprises. The food they were craving was me, served on a platter. The wealthy women were looking for excitement, torturing me night after night. But what they didn't realize was, the real thrill came when the dogs turned on each other.

I'm Elaine Lopez. I'm a woman at the bottom of the food chain who once thought that love triumphs everything until my deadbeat husband cheated on me with another woman. It never occurred to me how exhausted I was with the marriage until she took the burden off me. Looking for a fresh start and vowing never to let love get in the way of the better life I'm forging for myself, I cross paths with Kingsley Larson, the ruthless billionaire who's known to have lost his smile and has a heart of stone. Entangled in a web of undeniable passion for one night, I'm convinced I'll never see him again until he turns out to be my new boss. If clawing my way up to the social ladder means I have to strike a deal with the devil, then I'll do it. After all, for our arrangement, all I have to do is to please him s3xually while I get to keep my job and live the life I have always wanted. But as we chase the lust that has taken root between us with no strings attached, it becomes clear to me that Kingsley isn't just the devil, he's so much more. He's my ruin, the same way I'm his.

Hidayah datangnya kapan saja dari mana saja. Seperti halnya yang terjadi pada keluarga Herlambang terutama pada putra bungsunya mendapat hidayah lewat seorang gadis muslimah jebolan pondok pesantren salaf putri tunggal sahabat Pak Herlambang yang hidupnya kurang beruntung. Ada drama membayar hutang, kekaguman, perjodohan, kenekatan, perdebatan alot, penolakan Nyonya Herlambang hingga akhirnya Nyonya Herlambang mendukung putranya melanjutkan perjodohan yang sudah direncanakan.

A womanizer and a faithful wife. Saga is forced to marry the heir of Alcantara Food Company, but Marlon, her cold and distant husband, never liked her from the start. The worst part is, he hired someone to be her lover so he can divorce her. And Saga ended up falling in love with that man. But what if Marlon finally has a change of heart? Will he be able to fix his mistakes and mend her broken heart?

Vero terlilit cinta dengan seorang CEO. JANDA Jajan Beda, sebuah coffe and food resto yang dibawahi oleh seorang janda bernama Berliana Jellita. Sebuah kisah yang diawali dari dipecatnya Vero dari sebuah bakery. Bertubi-tubi kemudian diputuskan oleh mantan kekasihnya, Cindy. Pertemuan pertama membuat Berliana jatuh hati dengan Vero. Pun sebaliknya, Vero merasa aneh. Baru kali ini bisa bisa merasakan patah hati dan jatuh hati dengan dua wanita berbeda bersamaan. Setelah keduanya menyadari ketertarikan dan cinta, Berliana berubah. Ia seperti menjauh dari Vero. Ia seperti tak lagi jatuh hati pada laki-laki tersebut. Di lain sisi, JANDA Resto juga diambang keruntuhan sejak kedatangan Vero. Mampukah cinta mereka berdua bertahan? Bisakah Vero meraih cinta Berliana seperti kali pertama mereka bertemu? Bagaimana nasib RESTO JANDA? Dan bisakah keduanya bertahan dengan semua masalah dan perbedaan yang timbul?

WARNING: R-18 l MATURE CONTENT l SPG l VERY SEXUAL l READ RESPONSIBLY It's funny how someone breaks your heart but you still love them with all you have... Bullied and criticized for being plus size girl, but who cares? Food is life. Myra Gwy Valderamos is the unbothered queen. The only thing that matter to her is food. Loved and treasured by her parents. Supported in all her dreams. Calyx Zachary Villegas stuck in the past and the mystery behind it. Broken at a very young age when both parents died in an accident. They met, fell in love and planned a future together but a buried memory of the past resurfaced. He left her shattered and broken into pieces. How far you would you go for your love? Is his love enough to have her back?

WARNING: R-18 l MATURE CONTENT l SPG l VERY SEXUAL l READ RESPONSIBLY After sharing a hot steamy night, she left him the last money she had in her pocket. A one thousand peso bill as a 'payment for his service'. One week later, the agency hired her and she and started working as a personal chef and housemaid to a man whose identity was unknown to everyone. She only knew him as a CEO whom he thought an old man with a fat belly and a bald head. Working for the old man without seeing him for almost a month was peaceful and pleasant. Cleaning the house, cooking the food and leaving him a note to cheer him up everyday was now her favorite routine. She enjoys serving him. She loves the peace and silence her work is giving. Everything is calm and perfect, not until the day, a young, drop dead gorgeous bachelor with a piercing blue eyes, who happened to be a single dad showed up with his five year old daughter. Who would have thought that the old man, she thought she was working for, is the same man he ridiculed and measured the 'service' lousy and dissatisfied, turned out to be her boss? Could she still run away from him? or Will she let herself be trapped in the midnight again?

Aga Brawiijaya memilih bekerja sebagai assiten chef di Restoran Uenak Food yang menjual makanan sehat. Dia selalu diremehkan oleh teman kerja karena pekerjaannya yang tidak beres menurut mereka. Tidak ada yang mengetahui jika Aga, begitu sapaannya adalah anak dan cucu dari keluarga miliader yang memiliki perusahaan wine – Brawijaya Group. Chelsea, disapa Sea. Wanita yang datang ke tempat Aga bekerja. Sea memiliki berat badan berlebih ingin menurunkan berat badannya supaya sehat. Aga terpesona dengan kehadiran Sea di hidupnya dan membuat hidupnya berarti. Aga berjanji akan melakukan apa pun yang terbaik untuk Sea. Cover by Wishasa.graph

Seorang chef bernama drew menjadi dekat dengan Jena seorang food vlogger setelah ia mengkritik masakan drew. Keduanya saling tertarik, namun keterlibatan seseorang menjadi penghalang dan membuat Drew pergi dari Jena setelah wanita itu memberikan mahkotanya.

Ang maging chef ang pinaka pangarap ni Everlee Moore talaga. Lahat na kasi meron siya kaya nakatutok lang siya sa pangarap niya. Sa ikakasiya niya. Pinanganak siyang may gintong kutsara na sa bibig. Hindi na niya kailangang magtrabaho din sa kumpanya nila dahil nandyan naman ang mga kapatid niya. Gustong-gusto niyang magluto. Para sa kanya, food is life. At iyon ang naging dahilan para mag-enroll siya sa isang cooking school sa England. Dalawang school iyon. Isa sa Bedfordshire, kung saan kasalukuyang Duke si Davey Kristoff or DK Ward Collin. Matalik na makaibigan ang pamilya nila. Kaya humingi siya nang tulong dito nang mawala ang bagahe niya sa airport. Walang natirang gamit sa kanya at walang naibalik. Kinupkop siya nito at pinatira sa palasyong tinitirhan nito. Hindi pwedeng malaman ng magulang niya ang nangyari sa kanya, dahil baka pababalikin siya ng mga ito sa Pilipinas. Kaya inilihim nila ni DK ang lahat. Pero hindi akalain ni Everlee na may mabubuong pagmamahalan sa kanila ni DK habang nasa poder siya nito. Akala niya dahil sa utang na loob lang kaya siya pumayag na maging Duchess ng Bedford. No. Mahal na pala niya si DK. Ngunit isang aksidente ang pumutol sa pagmamahalang iyon. Hindi siya maalala ni DK na pinakasalan siya nito. Dahil sa respeto nito umano sa magulang at kapatid niya, dinivorce siya nito bago pa malaman ng pamilya niya. Kaya nang muli silang magkita sa Pilipinas, tanging sambit lang ni Everlee sa sarili sa tuwing nakikita si DK, she once married that Duke…