food jokes

Hidayah datangnya kapan saja dari mana saja. Seperti halnya yang terjadi pada keluarga Herlambang terutama pada putra bungsunya mendapat hidayah lewat seorang gadis muslimah jebolan pondok pesantren salaf putri tunggal sahabat Pak Herlambang yang hidupnya kurang beruntung. Ada drama membayar hutang, kekaguman, perjodohan, kenekatan, perdebatan alot, penolakan Nyonya Herlambang hingga akhirnya Nyonya Herlambang mendukung putranya melanjutkan perjodohan yang sudah direncanakan.

Vero terlilit cinta dengan seorang CEO. JANDA Jajan Beda, sebuah coffe and food resto yang dibawahi oleh seorang janda bernama Berliana Jellita. Sebuah kisah yang diawali dari dipecatnya Vero dari sebuah bakery. Bertubi-tubi kemudian diputuskan oleh mantan kekasihnya, Cindy. Pertemuan pertama membuat Berliana jatuh hati dengan Vero. Pun sebaliknya, Vero merasa aneh. Baru kali ini bisa bisa merasakan patah hati dan jatuh hati dengan dua wanita berbeda bersamaan. Setelah keduanya menyadari ketertarikan dan cinta, Berliana berubah. Ia seperti menjauh dari Vero. Ia seperti tak lagi jatuh hati pada laki-laki tersebut. Di lain sisi, JANDA Resto juga diambang keruntuhan sejak kedatangan Vero. Mampukah cinta mereka berdua bertahan? Bisakah Vero meraih cinta Berliana seperti kali pertama mereka bertemu? Bagaimana nasib RESTO JANDA? Dan bisakah keduanya bertahan dengan semua masalah dan perbedaan yang timbul?

Aga Brawiijaya memilih bekerja sebagai assiten chef di Restoran Uenak Food yang menjual makanan sehat. Dia selalu diremehkan oleh teman kerja karena pekerjaannya yang tidak beres menurut mereka. Tidak ada yang mengetahui jika Aga, begitu sapaannya adalah anak dan cucu dari keluarga miliader yang memiliki perusahaan wine – Brawijaya Group. Chelsea, disapa Sea. Wanita yang datang ke tempat Aga bekerja. Sea memiliki berat badan berlebih ingin menurunkan berat badannya supaya sehat. Aga terpesona dengan kehadiran Sea di hidupnya dan membuat hidupnya berarti. Aga berjanji akan melakukan apa pun yang terbaik untuk Sea. Cover by Wishasa.graph

Seorang chef bernama drew menjadi dekat dengan Jena seorang food vlogger setelah ia mengkritik masakan drew. Keduanya saling tertarik, namun keterlibatan seseorang menjadi penghalang dan membuat Drew pergi dari Jena setelah wanita itu memberikan mahkotanya.

Juni dan Juli adalah sepasang anak kembar yang berbeda jenis kelamin. Mereka bersepakat membuka usaha sebuah kedai makanan. Nenek mereka, Zalma adalah seorang pengusaha makanan terkenal di zamannya, diketahui memiliki sebuah resep bakmi yang sangat terkenal namun dirahasiakan. Juni dan Juli berusaha memiliki dan mempelajari resep tersebut. Ternyata resep tersebut saat ini dimiliki oleh Dimas Kusuma, seorang pengusaha makanan terkenal di Indonesia yang mendapatkan resep tersebut dari ayahnya, Cahyo Kusuma yang pernah menikahi Zalma sebelum akhirnya bercerai karena perselingkuhan Cahyo dengan wanita lain. Setelah melihat niat dan tekad dari Juni dan Juli, Zalma akhirnya mengajarkan resep itu kepada mereka. Akhirnya, Juni dan Juli membuka kedai makanan dengan resep sang nenek yang menjadi andalannya. Bakmi buatan Juni dan Juli mulai menemukan pelanggan sampai ada seorang food blogger yang merekam kedai tersebut dan menayangkan di akun Youtube channelnya sehingga menjadi viral sampai akhirnya diketahui oleh keluarga Kusuma. Bagaimana reaksi keluarga Kusuma setelah mengetahui hal itu? Bagaimana pula nasib Kedai Juni & Juli beserta resep Zalma? Apakah resep itu juga ada hubungan dengan pembunuhan-pembunuhan yang terjadi?

I confirmed Vincent Lowe was cheating on me on the day of our third wedding anniversary. The dining table was filled with dishes, yet he barely touched his fork before heading out the door. "Where are you going?" I asked. His answer was unnervingly straightforward. "A friend's treating me to dinner. Cassidy Mason—you know her, right? It's a free meal. It'd be a waste not to accept." An hour later, however, I received a voice message from Cassidy. In the message, Vincent's voice was lighter and livelier—so different from how he ever sounded with me. "They say you should marry someone you can truly enjoy a meal with. I really regret meeting you so late. If only I had known you earlier, I would've married you instead." I listened in silence. Then, alone at the table, I finished every last bite of the meal I had prepared. Afterward, I left a divorce agreement behind.

After a one-night stand with Garvin Berret, the Powerful and cold CEO, Iris Parker was smitten and she thought there could be something between them. Her hopes crushed by his harsh words, "I don't eat the same food twice." Broken, she returned to her city to manage her family business but soon realized that a seed had been planted. Giving birth to a set of twins, she could not endure raising them alone, when they looked exactly like him. She sent one of them to Garvin with a note, "dessert after supper." Garvin frowned when he received the parcel, his son. He sent people to fetch that blondie but it was as if she disappeared from the face of the earth. After five years his son asked, “Daddy, why does everyone have a mama except me?” The other twin said to Iris, “Mummy please, I want my daddy. A lot of women were ready to marry Garvin and be the mother to his son but he said coldly to each one of them, “only one woman can be my wife and that is my son's biological mother.”

"It was a mistake! I apologized already," feeling so terrified as I moved backward."You should have known me better than this, little sparrow," He chuckled deeply, his gaze fixed on me."Lucas please!" I cried, now stopped by the wall as my heart beats faintly."Don't worry it's just a little game, you and I will play, you'll love it, little sparrow," He smirked.I knew this was a trick, Ben lied when he said he wouldn't hurt me and I stupidly fell into the trap.Now, I was alone with him and in his room.I think this is the time for me to announce my funeral..."Strip!" His cold voice snapped me out,as he stared at me with a deadpan expression while I gazed at him in ultra shock.******************Camilla Evans is a gentle nerd in her finals at Watermark Highschool. As a nerd, the stereotypical notion of her wearing thick rimmed glasses, out-of-vogue clothes and shoes which were eighty percent of the time, twice her size still stands. Having been at the bottom of the food chain in Watermark Highschool, Camilla was liable to predators and the most annoying one of them all went by the name, Lucas Liam.Camilla had no idea why the hottest guy in school would even spare her a glance not to mention actually spending the whole day bullying and teasing her to no end.Could there be something else to these false acts of bully and teases from Lucas?Find out what happens when the Cheerleader, Jenny Layton put Camilla's life at stake?Will she be able to handle all the torments she's passing through especially when her mum died and her sister left her behind?CONTAINS EXPLICIT CHAPTERS!!!

I was finally pregnant after three years of marriage. I was going to head to where my husband works with a lunchbox in my hand to tell him the good news. But I ended up being mistaken as a mistress by his secretary. She dumped the food I had prepared on my head, stripped my clothes off, and continued to hit me until I had a miscarriage. “You’re just a servant. How dare you seduce Mr. Gates and bear his child? “Today, I’ll make sure you suffer the consequences of being a mistress!” She then went to my husband asking for a reward. “Mr. Gates, I took care of a servant who wanted to seduce you. How are you going to reward me?”

Lucifer the God of Destruction, son of the infamous King of the Underworld, Hades, has come into a predicament that he isn't sure he will be able to handle. His power and anger grow daily, his father believing Kronos is trying to inhabit his body. He spends his days and nights torturing the souls of hell but it is not enough. His desire to run to Earth and destroy every living thing like his grandfather, Kronos, grows by the day. No longer thinking a mate would sate even his evilest desires, he continues to try and control himself all on his own. Goddess of Innocence, Uriel was born from Hera and her mate, Michael, an archangel. Since her birth, they have kept her hidden away, trying to keep her innocence. No one in Olympus or the Celestial Kingdom knew of this beautiful angel-like goddess, until one day she makes a glorious appearance at a baby announcement in the Underworld. Stealing the show, and completely oblivious of stares and whispers, she eats her fill of food only to be recognized by the woman-hating God of Destruction, Lucifer. What could possibly happen next? ***The female lead is extremely naive and innocent. She is unaware of the outside world and how it works, including people's true intentions***