ALPHA NATE “Ass is life, Man. Ass is life." I exclaim as I zip up my pants, beads of sweat dripping down my body from the great hookup I just had. My best friend and Beta, Raphael, laughs and moves his eyes, giving me enough privacy to cover up properly. “I thought you love boobs more?" Raphael asks once I'm done dressing up. “Life is nothing without boobs and you know it. Life is literally nothing without boobs," I emphasise when I remember that mother's feed their babies milk through their boobs. “While ass is life, boobs are the solution to every life problem. Imagine coming home after a long day at work, resting on your chicks huge boobs while telling her how awful your day was. The softness of those bad boys would heal any real man and instantly make him feel better. That's healing bro... instant healing." Raphael cracks up, holding his stomach as he tries to catch his breath. “You are so fucking vain and it baffles me everytime. Seriously, ass and boobs don't matter. What m
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