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When someone asks me “how much will you wait for her?" My answer is“I will wait for her till my last breath" And I mean it.I am waiting for her and I will no matter what other say.Because my heart know she will definitely come back to me for our love,for our promise ; a promise to not leave eachother alone. ....... People says‛Waiting is a waste of time.'But sometime it's not a waste of time , especially if the thing you're waiting for is worth it.This story is the story prove of it. This story is about Abhinav Rathore who is waiting for his lady love ,Amaira.And he firmly believe that she will come back in his life one day for sure. But the main thing is that she is close to him,yet so far.She is in front of his eyes,yet he is longing to be with her.Why? What has happened to her?Will his believe win or not?Most importantly Will he keep standing on his believe or give up? To know read this love story .

Flatly refused an important promotion by her tycoon father, heiress Nevaeh Belmont offered her services to his worst enemy. But was it the job she wanted, or just her new boss, the devastatingly handsome Aiden Cargill? He'd made millions as a corporate raider, but taking over the Belmont's retail conglomerate wasn't about business… Not by a long shot! Aiden wanted revenge. Using Nevaeh as a pawn in his takeover game was a possibility. Making her his mistress… THAT was an offer he couldn't refuse.

Ares Edriel Ledezma lalaking mas matibay pa sa bakal ang prinsipyo at paninindigan. Kaya n'yang ibigay maging ang sariling buhay maprotektahan lang ang bayang minamahal. Almera Leonor Villafuerte isang dalagang anak ng makapangyarihang Congressman sa Camarines Sur. Nagpanggap s'ya bilang si Maria na pangkaraniwang babae.Ngunit, sa hindi n'ya inaasahan na sa katauhan ni Maria mahahanap n'ya ang tunay niyang sarili at natagpuan n'ya ang lalaking gagawin ang lahat para sa kaniya. Pagkatapos ng anim na taon na pananatili sa America, naisip ni Almera Villafuerte na umuwi sa Pilipinas. Nag-krus ang landas nila ni Ares Ledezma at pinagsaluhan ang isang mainit na gabi. Nagpanggap na pangkaraniwang tao si Almera sa katauhan ni Maria na isang apo ni Nanay Maribeth. Lingid sa kaniyang kaalaman na malapit 'din dito sa Ares Ledezma at dahil sa matanda ay naging malapit ang loob nila sa isa't-isa hanggang sa nalaman ni Ares na nagdadalang-tao ang dalaga kaya inalok n'ya ito ng kasal. Ngunit, nag-iba ang takbo ng bawat pangyayari ng malaman ni Ares na iba ang katauhan ng babaeng lubos n'yang minahal at pinagkatiwalaan.

Nabilah adalah seorang dokter muda di salah satu rumah sakit di Ibu kota. Visualnya yang menawan dan pembawaannya yang cerdas. Menjadikannya sebagai dokter muda teladan di Jakarta. Banyak penghargaan yang didapatkan, namun Nabilah belum sama sekali terjun ke dunia percintaan. Aldo, teman sekaligus residen onkologi Nabilah, dia memiliki rasa lebih dari seorang teman dan anak didik. Tapi sejak datangnya Lea, mantan Aldo. Semuanya berubah, sikap Aldo tidak lagi manis ke Nabilah ditambah dekat nya kapten dan Nabilah yang membuat Aldo semakin membenci Nabilah. Lalu apa yang terjadi? Aldo dengan Nabilah atau kapten dengan Nabilah?

After getting the betrayal from 6 years of loyal relationship, Jenny Gomez, 25 decided to seduce her boss to take revenge. She was bold and stubborn, even got successful leading her boss to the . But suddenly, a strange yet stunning man showed up in her house and claimed to be the person whom she had spent the night with. Who knew, fate always likes to joke around with her. He was the man of his words. He was cold as ice and had a strong physics. To add some salt in her injury, he smiled cruelly and asked, "Jenny, how's the feeling last night?"

If you're looking for a story with sunshine, unicorns, and cliché endings well you won't find it here. Only Disney does those kinds of stuff, actually, this is a story where hopes and dreams are crushed into tiny little pieces, I know what you're thinking this is so over-dramatic but no, it’s not. I'm just simply telling the truth and the truth can be painful sometimes, anyway this is the tale where our brave main character got caught up with shit. Her life was simple back then robbing banks here and there and hacking stuff but it all changed on a faithful night, which she wants to take back so bad. Now she is plagued into a life with Mafias and Deadly Assassins with everyone out to get her, how can a kid possibly survive through it all? Join Midnight in a fun-filled adventure of a lifetime where she battled her way in a war between the Mafias and assassins, a past that needs reconciling and a promise that needs to be treasured. Where she asks herself in the end, how can a life be so cursed?

Stephanie Young mengalami patah hati setelah pacarnya Martin Clark memaksanya untuk menggugurkan anak mereka. Dia memutuskan untuk pergi ke klub dan menawarkan one-night stand kepada seorang pria yang ditemuinya di klub. Keputusan pada malam itu tidak berakhir begitu saja. Pria yang tidur dengan nya adalah Lucas Miller, seorang miliarder dari New York. Lebih buruk lagi, Luke adalah saingan bisnis Martin. Luke melangkah jauh dengan menantang Martin dengan mengatakan dia akan merebut Stephanie dari tangan Martin. Seharusnya one-night stand Stephanie dan Luke hanyalah sebuah one-night stand yang sederhana, tapi sekarang, kemana itu akan berakhir? Cari tahu lebih lanjut tentang kisah cinta segitiga Martin-Stephanie-Luke

Mali bang mag mahal ng mas matanda sa akin? Mali ba na mahalin ko siya kahit na pareho kaming babae? Kung mali pala ito, bakit hinayaan ako ng dyos na mahalin ko siya?

This is a story of two perfect strangers entangled in the bond of marriage. After marriage, they both believed they are not meant for each other until one day they were touched by the divine love, Rithu a 23-year old girl, she is a smart, sweet and lovely person with a kind heart, and Vikram a 31-year old guy, he is a handsome, hardworking businessman with an aloof and rude nature. They're arranged to get married by their parents, though they lived under the same roof they are miles apart. Vikram decided not to open his heart to her and Rithu hated his introverted nature. But love has its own way on them. Which made their hearts come closer and understand each other and unknowingly they developed a strong bond between them. As the time moves, will they realize that they're in love.......... To know that let's travel in this sweet, romantic, and heartwarming journey of a couple who found unconditional love after Marriage. This story is unedited and you may find mistakes.

CEO Series No. 2 Beauty-queen turned actress, Lauren Ortega was living the best life. She has fame that comes from her thriving career and a rich and loving boyfriend. However, when she learned that her boyfriend was cheating on her, she got drunk and ended up sleeping with a stranger. The stranger, the dashing CEO and billionaire, Kiel Alexander Sandejas. When a video of that that one wild night they've shared surfaced, both of their careers took the full blow of the scandal. To save face, they were forced to marry each other and have themselves bound into a loveless marriage that will only last for six months. Paano kung sa loob ng anim na buwan na iyon, mahulog ang loob ni Lauren kay Kiel? Handa ba ulit siyang sumugal sa pag-ibig kahit na alam niyang may ibang mahal si Kiel? And worse, what if the woman he loves returns at the end of six months, reclaiming Kiel as hers? Will Lauren stay or leave? What if she gets something out of the marriage other than Kiel’s love? A baby.