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What do you do when you lose your virginity to your next-door neighbor who so happens to be the egotistical bad boy of the entire town, who raises havoc wherever he goes and is the biggest player on the planet? Well, you guard your heart and stay away from him like everyone warned you to. Oh and pretend like nothing happened because what else can you expect from a bad boy? But what if it's too late to stay away? Especially since he's already had a taste of you and you of him? What if you wanted more? What if you were too late to guard your heart? What if you had already fallen for him even before you moaned out his name? Spinoff of this book ( Mia and Kade's story ) : TANGLED IN HIS SHEETS

The day Calista Everhart gets divorced, her divorce papers end up splashed online, becoming hot news in seconds. The reason for divorce was highlighted in red: "Husband impotent, leading to an inability to fulfill wife's essential needs." That very night, her husband, Lucian Northwood, apprehends her in the stairwell. He voice was low as he told her, "Let me prove that I'm not at all impotent …"

Feeling pogi at suplado, ganyan i-describe ni Belle ang ultra rich at most sought after bachelor na si Zyrone Craig. Kaya nang masaksihan niya mismo ang hindi pagsipot ng fiancee nito sa tinaguriang wedding of the year ng mga ito, kulang na lang ay magpa-fiesta siya dahil naniniwala siyang deserve na deserve iyon ng hambog na binata. Tuloy-tuloy na sana ang kanyang pagbubunyi kaso habang tinatakasan nito ang makukulit na taga-media para sa isang exclusive interview, walang sabi-sabing isinama siya nito sa pag-eeskapo. Nadamay siya tuloy sa magulong buhay nito kahit hindi niya plinano. Isusumpa na sana niya ito dahil sa dinala nitong gulo sa buhay niya kaso, naging sabaw lahat ng braincells niya nang bigla siya nitong alukin ng kasal. At take note, um-oo siya! Kung anong nangyari, hindi siya sigurado. Basta ang alam lang niya, nang unang beses siyang halikan ni Zyrone, parang gusto niya ng take-two. At habang tumatagal, nararamdaman din niya na parang hindi na rin masama kung silang dalawa nga ang forever ng each other. Kaya lang, mukhang mahihirapan silang ma-achieve ang happy every after kung maraming sikretong nakapagitan sa kanilang dalawa dahil nga sa parehas silang stranger.

An enthralling Italian romance filled with revenge. Theodore De'leon, a thirty year old smoking hot yet broken billionaire and Mafia lord, seeks to avenge his family's murder by their enemies, the Romanos, which he experienced when he was just a boy. After being Raised by his grandmother, Mrs. Alexandra Galterio, Theodore returns to Italy his homeland 20 years later to fulfill his promise. * Aria Romano, the female protagonist of the story is the first daughter of the Romanos, who lives a life of pretense as the family’s loving daughter, despite her stepmother's disdain and her father's indifference. Theodore manipulates Aria, intending to use her in his revenge plan, but unexpectedly finds himself falling for her. As their relationship deepens, Theodore must confront his grandmother's disapproval against their love as they also face challenging obstacles and discover deep secrets. Will love triumph over vengeance in this intense tale of passion and betrayal?

[21+] WARNING!! AREA KHUSUS DEWASA! Lynea Stefanson tidak berdaya ketika sebuah warisan memaksanya menjadi istri dari Tuan Muda bernama Enrico De Luca. Bagi lelaki yang dijuluki “The Heartless Player” itu, wanita seperti Lynea sangat tidak pantas untuk dilihat apalagi dinikahi dan menjadi ibu dari anaknya kelak. Demi bisa membuat Lynea mampu melayani dirinya dengan baik, Enrico sampai mendatangkan wanita penghibur untuk mengajarkan bagaimana memuaskan seorang lelaki. Lebih dari itu semua, terperangkap dalam pernikahan tanpa cinta dan perebutan kekuasaan serta warisan di antara para milyader konglomerat dunia hitam telah membuatnya sulit untuk bernapas. Mempertanyakan kembali apakah inti dari sebuah kebahagiaan dan harapan? Di saat masing-masing memiliki kekasih hati namun keduanya terperangkap dalam sebuah pernikahan, kemana sinar mentari akan membawa akhir kisah ini? Mungkinkah cinta timbul di antara dua pribadi yang saling membenci? “Hatiku tidak pernah mendapat perawatan yang lebih baik dari sentuhan cintamu.” “Bukankah cintaku tak pernah cukup untuk duniamu yang begitu tak berbatas?” *****

A girl who was raped when she was 11 years old... She was scared back then and have a trauma because of that incident...She even had a boring life 'cause she was transferred to the place that only maid and butler who you can talk even her parents is not beside her to take care of her. She was living there until she reach 26.Suddenly her mom visits to her and she know that their company is in a huge problem. Her mom tell her that the only way to survive their company is to Marry Logan Parker Gray she was already decided to marry him just to save their company. She know that her desicion is making her regret someday.When she was traumatized she was scared to touch by a MAN even her father can't touch her because she was trembling and image of her with random guy flash on her mind when she was raped but after a years her condition is slowly going well but not fully recovered. She's still afraid of being touch by a man.Now that she is going to marry and she knew that she wasn't fully recovered and she was scared to be touch by a man. Would her husband will stay for her? Or Would any man stay for her? Boys will be boys they can't live without having sex so that's what she is worry about.. WOULD LOGAN PARKER GRAY STAY HER FOREVER?

Dane was devastated after she saw her boyfriend and bestfriend sharing a kiss. Wanting to forget, she went to the bar and drowned herself in drunkenness. Due to intoxication, Dane doesn't know what happened that night. When she woke up the next morning, she was naked. And only a blanket was covering her entire body. A month later, only then did she realize the mistake she had made. She is expecting a child. But... who is the father? That caused her to look for the father of the child she was carrying. She was caught off guard only to find out that the man who caused her to become pregnant was an infamous actor in the country. Will Dane tell the man the truth? Or will she keep it from him?

Warning : cerita ini untuk usia 21+ jadi mohon untuk yang belum cukup usia jangan membaca. Amel gadis lugu yang harus menikah dengan kakak ipar dari dosen pembimbing yang selama ini membantu dirinya. Amel tidak tahu jika Barry sudah lama memperhatikan dirinya dan bagi Amel lamaran ini adalah hal yang mengejutkan dirinya. Pernikahan yang dalam benak Amel adalah hal membahagiakan tapi ternyata tidak karena selama ini Barry melakukan affair dengan seketaris yang tidak lain adalah sahabat Barry dan keluarganya dahulu. Apa yang akan Amel lakukan? mempertahankan pernikahan atau mengakhirinya?

Fajar, pria yang memiliki perusahaan teknologi dihadapkan pada kenyataan jika dirinya memiliki kepribadian ganda. Mariska, kekasih Fajar tidak mengetahui apa yang terjadi pada dirinya, hanya satu orang yang mengetahuinya, Indira. Seringnya Fajar dan Indira bersama membuat mereka memiliki perasaan berbeda. Bukan hanya Fajar yang menyukai Indira, tapi 2 kepribadiannya yang lain juga menyukai Indira dibandingkan Mariska. Akankah Fajar sembuh dengan bantuan Indira? Bagaimana dengan percintaannya dengan Marissa? Siapa yang akan Fajar dan hatinya pilih?

Charlotte Scott had no interest in money and fame. She married Griffith Wilson out of love. However, their marriage only lasted three years and she became a laughing stock after the divorce. The couple faced each other for the last time at the Courthouse."Take the compensation and get lost from my life. Don't even think about getting back together." Griffith remained indifferent.Charlotte put on her sunglasses and smiled faintly."We are never getting back together. Ever! Whoever comes begging to get back together is no different from a dog!"Was it not great to be a wealthy and attractive single woman?Later on, not only did Charlotte gain success in her career and inherit a fortune worth tens of billions of dollars from the Scott Family, but she had so many men pursuing her that they could line up the street until the end of the block.One night, she received an unexpected call."Hey, Charlotte…""Who is this?""...Woof woof…"