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Nilisan ni Azalea ang kanilang probinsya dahil gusto niyang lumayo sa kanyang madrasta. Natuto siyang lumaban sa hamon ng buhay sa kanyang murang edad simula noong mamatay ang kanyang ina. Ngunit tila nagbago lahat ng kanyang plano nang biglang dumating sa kanyang buhay ang lalaking nagngangalang Izon. Izon Bricks Villamor, a twenty four year stunner and sole heir of Villamor Enterprise. He's good at everything and that includes flirting with some other random women. Paano kung isang araw bigla na lamang mabihag ni Azalea ang kanyang pusong uhaw sa atensyon? Kakayanin niya bang itaya ang lahat ng meron siya para lamang manatili sa tabi ng babaeng nakapagpa-ibig sa kanya?

The zombies.... Are coming! Sa gitna ng epidemyang kumakalat at pinoproblema ng mundo, Ang mga zombies. Sa gitna ng Apocalypse ay ang dalawang pusoay patuloy pa ring mag-iibigan. Pag-iibigang handang isakripsisyo ang sarili para lamang mailigtas ang taong minamahal.

Akihiro Tetsuya is a man with uncontrollable sex anxiety. Kaya naman hindi na niya na mabilang kung ilang babae na ba ang natikman ng kanyang alagang si Polaris. Well, hindi naman mahalaga sa kan'ya ang bagay na iyon. The important thing is, nairaraos niya ang sarili at napupunan ang kanyang sex craving. Until one time in his mission, nakilala niya si Kiah, ang babae na sinagip niya sa The Hidden Paradise. Isang club kung saan pawang mga high-paid prostitutes ang nagbibigay ng panandaliang aliw sa mga kalalakihan. Dahil sa awa at simpatya sa dalagang probinsyana, ay inalok niya itong tumira sa kan'ya at mamasukan bilang kasambahay. Pero sino ang niloloko niya? Alam niyang kaya niya inalok ang babae dahil attracted siya sa magandang katawan at perpektong dibdib nito. Magagawa pa ba niyang sawayin si Polaris gayong minu-minuto ay natutukso siya sa very innocent, charming, at "braless" na si Kiah?

Inosente sa unang tingin tila di makabasag pinggan ang awra ni Dorothy Sebastian. Pero kapag ito ay umpisa ng magsalita ikaw ay mauubosan ng dahilan, palusot, oh anong pigil mo wala ring kwenta. Parang bata, wala sa tamang pag-iisip, baliw, kulang sa pagmamahal, abnormal, at higit sa lahat' manyak. Yan ang laging bansag sa kanya dahil kung anong laman ng utak n'ya. Ay gagawin at gagawin n'ya ang gusto n'ya. Paano mo ba maiiwasan ang ganitong babae? Lalo na kung ikaw ay nagustohan at natipuhan n'ya? Kahit anong pigil mo para hindi kalang magkakasala. Paano kung s'ya na mismo ang gumagawa ng paraan. Kaya mo pa kayang umayaw kung ang ng gagahasa sayo' ay isang inosenteng manyak? Hanggang saan ba ang pagpipigil ni Darwin sa sarili' para hindi lang magkasala sa kanyang misyon. Kung gayong unti-unti na s'yang nakaramdam ng pag-ibig kay Dorothy.

WARNING: Typos and grammatical errors ahead! To save their company, Lawliet needs to marry one of the most sought-after bachelors in Asia, Mr. Rio Yvl Folkvangr. Lawliet fled, having had enough of her parents' expectations. Rio used the chaos that followed her sudden departure to put pressure on her and force her to marry him for the sake of their businesses. She is the family's only child and heir; therefore, she has no option but to follow them. Will Lawliet be able to release herself from his grip? What would happen if the forced union filled with false emotions led you to eventually fall into the devil's traps? What if your affection for one another ends up tearing you apart? Are you willing to forget the scratch that the demon brought you and accept him again?

Ashery Myth Moondale wants to find out what's really happened to her parent's death, she's going to the Philippines because someone told that the culprit to her parent's death is in the Philippines and hiding. She's going to be a mysterious in her school. She thought that it will be easy for her but she was wrong because she will meet the King of bully, Kent Chester Luxurious. She will taste a living hell in arms of the bullies she want to fight back but she chose to be calm and ignore the bullies. But for all the wrongs Kent had done to Ash, she still saved him from the hands of the bad people.

Kilala si Stanley Martin sa pagiging babaero sa school, yung tipo na walang sineseryoso na babae at parang laruan lang para sa kanya. Well, hindi nyo sya masisisi dahil sa angkin nitong kagwapuhan na kahit sino ay talagang mapapalingon. Hanggang sa wakasan ng Ama nya ang maliligayang araw ng ipakasal sya kay Alexandra. Amasonang babae, walang inaatrasan. Hindi sya katulad ng ibang babae na kapag nasaktan ay mananahimik na lang sa isang tabi. Kapag tama ay dapat ipaglaban, bawal magpa api. Nakahanap na ba ng katapat si Stan? Magkakasundo ba ang dalawa kung salungat ang ugali nila? Abangan!!

Because of the incident, my life changed completely. I never thought that in an instant, I would lose everything. Family, friends and even the man that I loved. But I met a man which I did not expect to love him. He is the mysterious one, cold as ice, introvert, anti-social but he really caught my attention. But the way his voice sounds or the words he speak makes me think that I met someone like him before. Curiosity kills me inside. Naging parte kaya siya nang nakaraan ko? Nakilala ko na ba siya noon? Pero hindi ko inaasahan na isang araw, mahuhulog ako sa kaniya. Can we bring back our past or remain strangers?

Dahlia Amelia was a frustrated Aspiring Writer that her work was claim and plagiarized by a well-known Author, Yuki. The One Who Own the Deadly Glance, was hit for almost three months and become the best seller that earn a billion dollar. Several famous entertainment industry offer the publisher to adapt the novel into a film. Even makes Dahlia more frustrated. No one believe that she is the one who wrote it. She was offered to become a script writer instead to her own masterpiece. Drayzen Storm was the only living Dragon shift-shifter for a hundred decades. He was curious how the writer find his identity as the novel used his real name. Reader and viewr was aware that the novel was all imagination made. But Yuki died in hand of Drayzen as the writer of the said Novel. Dahlia was about to witness the devious event, yet she choose to ignore them and even cry at Drayzen how frustrated she is not to fight her right on her own work. Drayzen find out that she was the real writer. After a month Dahlia find out that she was pregnant with Dryzen Child.

Mapupuno ng nakakatawa, nakakaiyak, at pagtitiis ang pagtatagpo ni Byeongyun at Deborah. Dito rin unti-unting mahalungkat muli ang nakaraan ni Byeongyun—nakaraang pilit niyang kinakalimutan kasama si Kang Dami, ang dating nobya niyang misteryosong inilayo sa kanya.