super funny jokes tagalog

"Ang tanga-tanga mo naman, Hailey! Bakit ka nagpabuntis? Sa ating dalawa ikaw pa nga itong mahinhin. Di makabasag pinggan. Ikaw ‘yong dalagang Filipina, yeah!" hindi napigilan ang galit na sita niya sa kakambal. Problema. Iyon kaagad ang sumagi sa isip ni Callie nang malamang buntis ang ni kakambal niyang si Hailey. Bukod sa hindi nito masabi kung sino ang tatay ay mahina ang puso nito, kaligtasan kaagad nito ang naisip niya. Gustuhin man niya itong sabunutan dahil sa taglay na kagagahan ay hindi na lang niya ginawa. Sa mapaglarong tadhana, sa kakahanap niya sa Tatay ng anak nito ay natuklasan niyang ang multi millionaire na si Carter Hyun ang nakadisgrasiya dito. Natagpuan na lang niya ang sarili na siya na ang Mommy ng baby nito. Magkakasama sila sa iisang bubong, mapigilan niya kaya kung may pag-ibig na umusbong?

Once in a while, in the middle of life, love gives us a fairytale.And some fairytale love stories are completely unexpected and thus more memorable.No one expected the class president and the leader of Trouble Triggers to even talk about anything but notes and pencils. But then fate's a bitch and loves to meddle!Their life changes drastically when the good girl- Joanna Williams has to tutor the bad boy- Bryan Cooper.Along with the tutoring comes constant fun, too much bickering, lame jokes, scary sarcasm, idiotic friends, too many unknown emotions, jungles in tummy, bucket lists, unheard secrets and haunting pasts.Maybe some fairytales don't have a happy ending... or do they?

WARNING: Viewer discretion is advised. Contains graphic sex scenes, adult language and situation intended for mature readers only. R-18 "Touch me. Devour me. Savor in me and enjoy every minute of pleasure, Wade," - Rosenda Dela Vega Lahat tayo ay may kanya-kanyang swerte sa buhay, nasa atin na lamang kung paano natin hahanapin ito. Lumaki si Rosenda sa bahay ampunan ngunit dumating ang swerte sa kanyang buhay nang ampunin siya ng isang mayamang negosyante at haciendero na si Joaquin Dela Vega. Rosenda has it all. Fame. Money. Beauty. Power. Perfect heir to the Dela Vega Empire. Ngunit ito ay may isang kontrobersyal na sikreto. In-love siya kay Wade Dela Vega na nakababatang kapatid ng kanyang amain na si Joaquin but Wade is a womanizer, a strict Professor of the University that she's into and a cold hearted person kung kaya't sinubukan niyang akitin ito at makipaglaro ng apoy rito but over all he wanted his love more than anything else and not only lust. Magtagumpay kaya si Rosenda na baguhin ang isang katulad ni Wade?

Oladele Anjola is an 100lvl student of Computer Science who just got admitted into Federal University of Technology, otherwise known as FUTA. She's extremely reserved and a big introvert. Although beautiful and intelligent, she has zero social skills. Adeleke Kolawole is your typical one of the most popular guys at FUTA. Cute, tall, handsome and brilliant and has more than half of the female population running after him. But Kola is the second definition of being snubbish and icy. He barely has friends and keeps to himself. Jola is totally smitten by Kola on their meeting and for the first time in Kola's life, he has a girl in his head. No matter how hard he tries to get her out of his head, she wouldn't budge, its not like he wanted her out of his head though. And so, an interesting love story starts. What will happen when Jola discovers that her very first friend in FUTA, Fisayo also has a huge crush on Kola. Will she give him up for friendship or give up her friendship for Kola. Its truly an hard decision, but sometimes before anyone else, we should come first.

Anak kembar yang dipisahkan sejak lahir, karena alasan yang tidak mereka ketahui. Mereka tidak boleh bersama, takdir yang berbeda sedang menanti keduanya. Namun sebuah ikatan batin yang kuat membuat mereka tetap terhubung. "Kau siapa? Kenapa wajahmu sama denganku?” Penasaran, rasa ingin tahu, ingin mencari kebenaran, mencari jati diri. Keduanya saling memanggil satu sama lain dalam ikatan yang tidak bisa dilihat orang lain. Ikatan yang hanya dimiliki oleh anak kembar. Ikatan yang mampu menggerakkan ruang dan waktu. Satu di dunia manusia, satu lagi di dunia kristal. Mungkinkah mereka bertemu? Kenapa mereka dipisahkan, akankah mereka menemukan jawaban pertanyaan itu? Hanya waktu yang bisa menjawabnya.

Inalok ng kasal ni Glazer si Maureen hindi bilang asawa kundi bilang slave ninto upang maging kabayaran sa tulong na ibibigay niya sa ama ninto,ngunit ang kasal ay paraan lamang ni Glazer upang makaganti sa ama ni Maureen,nais niyang si Maureen ang magbayad ng lahat ng kasalanan ng ama ninto sa kanya,kaya't gagawin niyang lahat upang maiparamdam kay Maureen ang ganti ng pagkapoot niya,pahihirapan niya ito, hangga't maramdaman ninto ang sakit at pagdurusa na naranasan din niya ng dahil sa ama ninto. Ngunit lumipas ang panahon na nasasaktan na rin siya sa ginagawa niya kay Maureen at may parte sa puso niya na sumisigaw na mahal na rin niya ito at handa na siyang iparamdam dito ang kanyang pagmamahal ngunit sa paanong paraan dahil sa panahong iyon ay puno na ng pagkapoot ang puso ni Maureen para sa kanya at handa na siya nintong talikuran.

Aaron Morris had it all. Good looks, a beautiful girlfriend, good grades in college. He only had one problem. He was being stalked by a red-haired nightmare otherwise known as Bella Davis! She was the bane of his existence, a thorn on his side who won't leave him alone no matter what. Will he ever get rid of her or will she continue to annoy him with her unrequited love?*This is the spin-off of The Ugly One but can be read as a stand alone novel. However, I recommended you read that one first :)*

Sagara adalah siswa cupu yang dianggap sampah di SMA Tribakti. Suatu hari dia menghilang selama satu pekan dan kembali menjadi sosok yang berbeda dari sebelumnya. Ia tangguh, menawan, dan pandai bertarung. Seketika dunia yang dulu membelakanginya menjadi berbalik menghadapnya. Namun bukan untuk itu Sagara ada di SMA Tribakti, ada satu misteri yang harus ia pecahkan. Ada seseorang yang harus dia tangkap untuk membuka tabir sehingga ia bisa kembali ke tempat asalnya, negeri Ambarwangi.

Menikah tapi tak serumah? Bagaimana bisa? Memangnya ada pasangan suami istri bisa hidup seperti itu? Hal itu terjadi kepada Feiza. Bermula dari kabar tak terduga yang diterimanya suatu hari ketika pulang ke rumah di sela-sela kesibukannya sebagai mahasiswa yang berkuliah di kota lain. Ibunya yang mengatakan berita mengejutkan itu. "Kamu sudah menikah, Feiza." Bagai disambar halilintar di siang bolong, hidup Feiza langsung berubah setelahnya. Ia harus berurusan dengan laki-laki super menyebalkan yang mengaku sudah dinikahkan dengannya. Bisakah Feiza menerima dan menjalani hari-harinya dengan status barunya? Terlebih, laki-laki yang menjadi suaminya adalah sosok yang tidak pernah terbersit di kepalanya akan menjadi nahkodanya dalam berumah tangga. Atau, ia kabur saja mengingat pernikahan mereka belum tercatat di negara? Subscribe, follow, dan ikuti keseruan ceritanya!

Meet Essence and Kymoni two Big Beautiful Plus size women fresh out of highschool and straight into college life. They ate far away from their small town in South Carolina. But are they ready for everything this new world will throw and them. Let's find out. Join me on this new roller-coaster ride!