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Reese: I know all too well the sting of heartbreak and rejection. Not a lot of men can handle a woman of my stature. I only hope that love is out there. When I agreed to meet up with my Frost cousins and their kids for a Christmas event after another breakup, I didn't expect sparks to fly with their friend Don Hunter. Don: I was surprised to be invited by my coworker Darius Frost to join his family and friends at the holiday lights at the park. It's not like I have family in the area, and I'm self-aware enough to know I wouldn't have some hot date. So why is the gorgeous Reese Nikolaidis giving me the time of day? It has to be a joke because she is out of my league. This is a standalone story but is the four book in the Ravenwood series. Book 1 - The Princess of Ravenwood Book 2 - Chasing Kitsune Book 3 - Expect The Unexpected Book 4 - Out Of My League Book 5 - Man's Best Wingman

- Tagalog Novel - Hindi anak ni Hannah si Elisha, pero higit pa sa sariling dugo't laman na itinuring niya itong pamilya nang abandunahin ito ng tunay nitong mga magulang. Apat na taon na tumayo siyang ama at ina nang sabay sa bata. Until Elisha's biological parents suddenly reappeared in their lives. At bago pa mapagtanto ni Hannah ang nangyayari, binabawi na ng ama nito ang bata mula sa kanya. Pero gano'n na lang ba iyon? Matapos ang lahat ay tila siya pa ang masama? Up to what lengths could a mother go to keep her child? Kahit na hindi si Hannah ang nagsilang kay Elisha, gagawin pa rin niya ang lahat para ipaglaban ito.  Even if it would mean going against the dangerous Billionaire, Nate Sarmiento in the process. Kahit pa mukhang wala siyang karapatan, Hannah still raised his child and that’s an irreversible fact. But would Hannah survive the harsh treatment before she could even see Elisha again? If she would, what about from Nate’s charms? Could her inexperienced heart handle the danger of falling in love with a man who loves someone else?

Addiction is like not having control of your desire for something. Luca Perez, a 29-year-old man is mature enough not to be lured by a temptation. Yet he loses control whenever she's close. Angela Colt is forbidden for the likes of him. She is off-limits. She is his best friend's sister, ten years younger than him. Luca couldn't go through the same pain again, but his addiction was slowly morphing into something more feral and darker which he had never felt before. * Life can be cruel sometimes; you have to find a way to weave through hell and stand strong. Angela is the youngest daughter of the Colt family. A 19-year-old, adrenaline junkie and an adventure lover. Everything was going super fine until she realized her feelings for a certain someone. The person she should never feel for or even think about. Luca Perez. 'You can never fix the broken glass because, in the end, you'll bleed.' But little did she know she could resist everything except temptation.

Akara, seorang anak yang memiliki ambisi kuat untuk menjadi master aura terkuat menemui titik tumpulnya. Saat pembukaan aura ranah, ia tidak dapat memadatkan energinya, bahkan satu bintang energipun. Pemadatan aura ranah yang seharusnya dapat dilakukan setiap orang, namun tidak dengan dirinya. Ejekan dan tatapan yang mengasihaninya, membuat Akara kesal dan malah tambah memantapkan dirinya. Persetan dengan bakat, persetan dengan takdir! Gelar master aura terkuat akan aku miliki bagaimanapun caranya! Semua itu bukan karena bakat, tapi dengan kerja keras dan strategi yang matang.. Kalian yang dianggap jenius yang berbakat, akan aku buat tidak berkutik melawanku! Akan aku buat takdirku sendiri! Walaupun harus melawan Dewa sekalipun, pasti akan aku lakukan dan akan aku lampaui! Perkataan emosional dari seorang bocah, namun ternyata bukan isapan jempol belaka. Mereka tidak tau siapa dirinya sebenarnya. Orang yang bahkan ditakuti oleh seorang Dewa sekalipun. Masa lalu dan masa depan mampu ia kendalikan dengan mudahnya. Lalu kenapa dia ada di dunia ini? Siapakah dia sebenarnya yang saat ini hanya dianggap sebagai sampah? Penguasa Dewa Naga, tidak hanya menjadi pemimpin para Naga, namun juga para Dewa Naga yang eksistensinya ditakuti di berbagai alam semesta.

When Elizabeth Walter gets fired from work, getting home to meet her boyfriend molded to the thighs of another lady, screaming her brains out against the wall, all hell, let's loose. Her once upon a fairytale life is shattered. Having loads of loans to pay back, Elizabeth's once 'alright' life becomes a disaster until she met him. The one whose name strikes fear into the heart of others Zane Creed. A workaholic with no social life, he needs a date for a business dinner. She needs the money for the next day. Just when Elizabeth's love life gets trampled on, A tall manly blue-eyed demon comes crashing in, making Elizabeth cream her thongs with just a look. Elizabeth might just be getting more than she bargained for when she becomes 'The Escort.'

Alexander is Jeselle's one true love, well as for her. He is the man of her dreams. Lahat ay naganap na naaayon sa kaniyang mga ninaais na mangyari, na para bang kakampi niya ang tadhana na handa siyang tulungan ano mang oras. Nang dahil sa isang kontrata, naisakatuparan niya ang kaniyang tanging pinapangarap na buhay. Nang dahil sa kasunduang ito ay nagkasalubong ang kanilang mga magkakaibang estado ng pamumuhay at mundo na siyang ikinagulat ng isa't isa. At sa kanilang pagpapatuloy, marami silang natutuhan sa isa't isa na naging susi upang sila'y magkamabutihan. Maayos na ang lahat, until that moment when she found out that everything is not as it seems.

Wang Lian, seorang pemuda yang terlahir dengan kekuatan spiritual iblis neraka. Ibunya dibunuh setelah melahirkannya karena dianggap sebagai pembawa sial dalam masyarakat, sebab hamil tanpa memiliki suami. Namun, sebenarnya ketua sekte iblislah yang telah menghamilinya. Namun, belum sempat mereka menikah sekte tersebut diburu oleh sekte-sekte lainnya karena dianggap membawa bencana. Wang Lian kecil hidup terlunta-lunta dan akhirnya diselamatkan oleh seorang kakek tua dan dikirimkan ke sekte Naga Hitam. Ketua sekte Naga Hitam menyadari kemampuan tersembunyi Wang Lian, hingga dia menikahkan anaknya Li Ning kepada Wang Lian, demi sebuah tujuan untuk menguasai kekuatan spiritual Wang Lian. Hingga akhirnya Wang Lian menyadari ada sesuatu dalam tubuhnya yang tidak dimiliki oleh orang lain. Dan selama di Lembah Bambu, Wang Lian berhasil menguasai kekuatan spiritualnya.  Disana juga Wang Lian mempelajari ilmu pengendali iblis dan juga banyak mengetahui tentang sekte iblis. Dengan keyakinannya, Wang Lian mencari sisa-sisa sekte iblis yang membawanya ke Lembah Neraka. Disana ada sebuah gua dan ternyata kepala sekte iblis, yang tidak lain adalah ayah kandung Wang Liang bersemedi disana selama puluhan tahun untuk menghindari kekacauan dalam setiap sekte. Dari bibir ayahnya, Wang Liang tahu kalau mertuanya Li Fang lah yang jahat dan memprovokasi orang-orang untuk menyerang sekte iblis. Bahkan Li Fang membuat Xu Huan, ayahanda Wang Lian menjadi lumpuh.  Setelah mengetahui kebenarannya, Wang Lian bertekad akan membalas dendam, dan juga membersihkan nama ibunya yang dianggap sebagai pembawa sial.

Book I of the 'His' series. What does Alexandria do when the landlord decides to increase the rent? She looks for a roommate!! Mason King just moved to town and he's looking for an apartment. He comes across Alexandria's request for a roommate. He thought she was just a quiet,shy,nerdy girl. But boy was he wrong!

Setelah memutuskan untuk keluar dari tempat kelahirannya, sekarang Lin Tian sedang berada di Kekaisaran Zhou. Dengan tujuan awal membantu Lian Xiuying pergi dan menghilangkan semua masalah di belakangnya, Lin Tian menemukan bahwa ada yang salah dengan Kekaisaran Zhuoshan. Di mulai dari Pemilihan Antar Jenius di adakan, Lin Tian mulai menemukan bahwa Kaisar Zhuo dan beberapa tokoh penting di sekitarnya ternyata menyembunyikan rahasia besar di kegelapan. Sebagai orang yang telah melihat Dunia lebih daripada siapapun, Lin Tian tahu bahwa sekarang dia tidak bisa hanya harus menyelamatkan Lian Xiuying seorang, tapi juga seluruh Kekaisaran, yang mungkin juga seluruh Dunia. Di mulai dari Kekaisaran Zhou, lambat laun dunia akan mengenalnya sebagai "Pembunuh Kaisar"

Ang book na ito ay naglalaman ng mga kwentong hindi angkop sa mga batang mambabasa. Ito ay kwento ng magkapatid, magkaibigan at magpinsan. Sina Devine Joy at Devine Marie ay ang kambal na lumaki sa isang kumbento. Makilala ang mga lalaking mayaman ngunit babaero. Si Jhaina na pinsan nila Mark At Yosef ay may pusong lalaki ngunit mapipikot ni Zoe na isang maginoo ngunit medyo bastos. At si Khalid na isang manyak na kaibigan ni Mark ay iibig sa isang babaeng nagpapanggap na lalaki. Isang mainit na romance ang inyong matunghayan sa bawat kwento ng ating mga bida. Tunghayan kung paano mapaamo at matutong magmahal ang taong nerd, takot sa obligasyon, mapagpanggap, tigasin at mga babaero.