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PERHATIAN!!! MEMUAT KONTEN DEWASA 21+ Arshia Clarikson, diusianya yang baru 19 tahun, gadis itu merupakan seorang mantan atlet drifting nasional yang berhenti dimasa kejayaannya. Berparas cantik namun keras kepala. Wanita bebas dan tidak suka diatur. Sebuah kesialan untuknya bertemu dengan Zedante Alghieri Kingston, pria berusia 35 tahun itu bagaikan titisan iblis yang benar-benar menguji kesabarannya. Namun dibalik itu semua, Shia bisa melihat dengan jelas tatapan pria itu yang menimbulkan perasaan menakutkan dalam dirinya, takut jika dia akan melewati batas yang berbahaya untuknya… Blurb : “Berapa usiamu? “35. Kenapa?” ucap Dante membuat Shia melotot “Maaf tapi aku tidak ingin mencari masalah dengan mencium pria yang hampir seusia pamanku” Balas Shia “Jadi kau keberatan mencium pria yang berusia 16 tahun lebih tau darimu little tigris..” Dante tersenyum miring. “Kau tau usiaku..” Shia bergumam “Hmm, hanya memastikan jika aku tidak terlibat dengan anak dibawah umur”

In the summer of 2017, outside the solar system, some super martial arts clans located in Ziwei constellation wanted to build an unprecedented large-scale tactical transmission route to facilitate their development of the southern galaxy. However, that route coincidentally passed through the earth, which, therefore, would be demolished. Unfortunately, earthlings had no idea at all except an old faker.In order to protect the earth and save the whole mankind, the old faker chose a 14-year-old boy, Li Mu, who had no parents, to learn his lifelong martial art skills, and then, he sent him to a low-level martial arts planet in Ziwei constellation and let him use another man’s identity of Taibai county magistrate in the Western Qin Empire. Then the youngest county magistrate Li Mu began his practice alone. Could the 14-year-old boy shoulder such a great responsibility? Could he ultimately protect the earth and save all mankind? What did he experience during that adventure?

Paano kung muling pagtagpuin ang dalawang puso na nagkahiwalay dahil sa isang kasinungalingan na parehas nilang pinaniwalaan? Bigyan kaya nila ng kapatawaran ang isa't-isa at ituloy ang naudlot nilang pagmamahalan o patuloy pa rin nilang paniniwalaan ang kasinungalingan na gawa lang ng mahal nila sa buhay?

Cadence has worked very hard to be at the top of her class, and the lead investigative reporter for her college newspaper. All she wants is to be a successful she-wolf who stands on her own and prove that not all females are meant to be pregnant and barefoot in the kitchen. She makes her own decisions, lives by her own rules. That is, until her final assignment before graduation sends her into the lion’s den. The local pack to her college is Moon Bay, and home to Alpha Keller, whose sons are popular football players and playboys. How will Cade’s strong will and determined attitude hold up against two identical twins who are future Alphas? Turns out the goddess was indeed playing at something with this match! The twins struggle to win over their mate, who more than makes them work for it! In this battle of the sexes only one can come out on top! Follow along with their story in Taunting the Twin Alphas!

Puti Bungo Satangkai, terlahir prematur sebab ibunya, Zuraya, di ujung kematiannya setelah terhempas ke lembah Ngarai Sianok. Efek dari hal tersebut menyebabkan ia tak mampu bicara alias bisu. Ia diselamatkan oleh seorang tua nan sakti, digembleng pelbagai ilmu silat dan kesaktian di satu pulau kecil terpencil di lepas pantai sebelah barat Pulau Andalas. Setelah kematian si orang tua sakti, barulah Puti Bungo Satangkai meninggalkan pulau kecil itu untuk memulai pencarian jati dirinya. Berbekal sekeping tembikar kelopak Teratai Abadi, sang dara menuju ke Kerajaan Minanga. Mampukah Puti Bungo Satangkai mengatasi keterbatasannya? Mengumpulkan ketujuh kelopak Teratai Abadi, dan mengetahui jati dirinya sendiri? Simak petualangan si cantik yang bisu dan mendapat gelar Sibunian Tongga dalam cerita ini.

Isabella Martinez's father died when she was eighteen years old. She had been separated from her mother at an early age and had no knowledge of the business her mother was involved in with her new husband. After her father's death, she is pushed into her mother's world, where she meets her husband and her husband's son, Alex. Alex is unlike any male she has ever encountered; he is cruel and demanding. He's harsh and intimidating. Alex was known to instill dread in individuals merely by glancing at them. Isabella is unaware that he is the world's most dreaded Mafia Don. Alex claims Isabella is his own the instant his eyes meet hers. Her stepbrother is a womanizer who astonished everyone when he claimed Isabella. Isabella is terrified and despairing; will she learn to accept her stepbrother into her heart? She shouted out, "Y-You can't do that." ❝You are my brother.❞ He chuckled at her as his fingers gripped her tiny lace underwear. ❝I am not your brother, neonata.❞ His lips were on her neck, nibbling her skin and moving down to her breast. ❝ Why are you doing this? She asked, biting her lip as his tongue touched her bud. ❝ Because you are mine.

- TAGALOG NOVEL- Nang magdisi-otso anyos si Lara, nagpakasal siya sa isang lalaking pakakasalan dapat ng ate niya labing isang taon na ang nakararaan. Pero hindi dumating sa araw ng kasal nila si Miguel Villareal at ipinaabot lang ang mga dokumentong kailangan niyang pirmahan. Five years later, hindi pa rin nagpakita kahit na minsan ang asawa niya sa kanya. Kaya naman naghamon na siya ng hiwalayan. But when Migo learned of her wish to end their marriage, he disagreed to set her free. Pinagtrabaho siya nito sa kompanya nito pero bawal niyang ipagsabi na asawa siya ng may-ari. Bukod pa ro'n ay sa pinakamababang pwesto siya nito pinagsimula. At idagdag pa na wala pa ring pagkakataon na makita niya ito sa trabaho. Offended and hurt, Lara demanded him to sign their annulment papers and be done with their marriage. Pero hindi niya inexpect na susugod ang CEO sa cubicle niya para lang punitin sa harapan niya ang mga papeles na pinadala niya rito. But what shocked Lara most was how devilishly handsome her husband, Miguel Villareal was! Did she really want to annul their marriage? Would meeting him again for the first time after so many years be the start of something beautiful between them, husband and wife? Or would the truth behind Migo’s decision to keep her away from him tear her apart? After all, Migo was a powerful man and behind every man of that status was a kryptonite his enemies were so eager to find.

Blurb: Ethan Carter is a billionaire with a hidden secret. He's allergic to all women except his mother. At least that's what he thought until he met Amelia Scott, a famous celebrity. In a strange case of mistaken identity, they ended up sharing a night of passion. Ethan does everything in his power to find Amelia and keep her by his side, for she was his saving grace. To his shock, she looked him in the eye and said, “I'll never love you.” Will Ethan succeed in his mission to melt Amelia's icy-heart? Will Amelia break her own rules and fall in love with Ethan? This is a spin-off novel from my other book, Forced marriage: Dear wife, you can't escape me. It can be read as a stand alone but you can check out the first book if you would be interested.

"I'm glad you're not my past, but I want you to be my present. And only you in the future until it last Zafy." Zafira Mejia is a run away seniorita of Rancho Mejia at ang nag-iisang anak nina Don at Donya Mejia. She was born with a golden spoon, at ultimo pagsalin ng tubig ay may gumagawa para sa kaniya. Nagbago ang lahat ng lumayas siya upang takasan ang sinasabi niyang "matandang hukluban na amoy lupa." Na dapat sana'y ipakakasal sa kaniya, na kahit sa panaginip ay hindi niya man lang kayang ilarawan ang mukha. Hanggang sa natagpuan niya na lang ang siriling nag aapply bilang isang kasambahay sa mansion ng napakagwapo ngunit ubod ng sungit na si Justine Cortes. Ang lalaking ni pagngiti ay hindi magawa. At halos isumpa ang lahat ng kaniyang ginagawa. Kaya kayang tumagal ng isang hacienderang seniorita ang maging yaya ng amoy baby at gwapo pero nuknukan ng sungit niyang alaga?

Sejak kecil Jalu terdidik menjadi pendekar aliran hitam. Sekeluarnya dari Pulau Tengkorak, dia mendapat tugas menyatukan dunia persilatan dari gurunya yang merupakan pendekar terkuat aliran hitam dan memiliki kehidupan abadi. Gurunya sendiri dihukum Dewata di pulau terpencil itu dan tidak bisa keluar sampai habis masa hukumannya. Tak dinyana takdir berkata lain. Jalu beralih menjadi pendekar aliran putih setelah disadarkan oleh pertapa tua. Bahkan pada akhirnya dia harus melawan guru pertamanya yang berhasil dikeluarkan iblis dari pulau Tengkorak.