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Aku tidak boleh lemah untuk melindungi Adikku! Dinan kehilangan kedua orangtuanya saat portal crash terjadi, dia harus menjadi pelindung bagi adiknya, Dion. Dia membenci para Hunter yang terlambat menyelamatkan kedua orangtuanya dari serbuan monster dari portal dimensi. Namun, kondisi membuat Dinan harus masuk ke menara ujian dan dia akhirnya menjadi seorang Hunter untuk melindungi adiknya. Dan, Dinan pun menjadi Hunter yang mewarisi Sistem Guardian of Earth pelindung bumi. lalu, bagaimana perjalanan kepahlawanan Dinan hingga dipaksa melindungi seluruh dunia.

"Make sure you wipe the counter," I remind him while wearing my panties. "With my tongue?" "Sure, if you wipe again with disinfectant after that." "Awww my little girl all grown up, using the word disinfectant and all. Bet you're getting deflowered any day now!" I smack his head while he laughs, thinking it's funny to keep on teasing me since last week. "I hope his willy isn't as big as mine," okay what now, "so he won't hurt your flower." I wanted to be mad at him, I do, but I laugh instead, stupid Toffer and his little boy talk. *** 30 year old Nina is confused with her hopeless love life. While her best friend pleasures women in the next room, she remains in her space keeping her virginity in-tact, wondering if she’s meant to be with her first love or she needs to move on to find her true soulmate. It takes my first love to end my dating strike. But will it take my first love to end my virginity?

Kahapon lang ay single pa siya. Ngunit ngayong araw na ito, magiging Mrs. Catherine Villanueva na siya. Pakiramdam niya ay nabudol-budol siya ng Daddy niya. Paano siya nitong napapayag makasal sa isang lalaking ni hindi man lang niya minahal. Bakit nga ba siya pumayag sa gustong mangyari ng Daddy niya porke’t iniyakan lang siya nito? Ngunit ang mas lalong nakakasindak, ipapakasal siya nito sa isang lalaking lantaran namang umamin sa kanya na isa itong member ng LGBTQIA community. Feeling tuloy niya, um-order lang ng mapapangasawa niya online ang Daddy niya, may defect pa. May defect dahil lalaki rin ang hilig nito at hindi babae. At no return, no exchange na pala ang kasunduang ito dahil legit ang marriage contract nilang dalawa. Hindi ito isang panaginip lang. Ngunit naisip niyang dahil lalaki rin ang type ng asawa niya, at least ay safe siya kasama nito. Malaya siyang makakapagbihis sa harapan nito at alam niyang kahit anong gawin niya, wala talagang mangyayari sa kanilang dalawa. Pero kung bakla ito bakit may girlfriend ito? At bakit, unti-unti, parang nakakaramdam na siya ng selos sa tuwing makikita niya ito kasama ng girlfriend nito? Hanggang isang araw ay makita niya ang asawa, not just one but two. Namamalikmata lang ba siya or sadyang may kakambal ito? Isang member ng LGBTQIA community na si Anthony. At isang lalaking-lalaki na si Andy. Pero kanino sa dalawang ito ba siya talaga ikinasal?

Liem adalah seorang petarung yang tidak terkalahkan di dunia pertama yaitu dunia dalam untuk sebutan bagi penghuni dunia kedua. Dia Liem mendapatkan sebuah undangan yang misterius untuk datang ke Antartika guna menjawab rasa penasaran dan kebosanan hidupnya yang selalu menjadikannya yang terkuat akhirnya dia memutuskan untuk datang dan menjawab surat tantangan itu seorang diri .Ketika di Antartika dia menemukan banyak keanehan yang selama ini tidak diketahuinya bahkan di luar logika yang selama ini telah diajarkan dunia dalam sekolahan, Puncaknya ketika ada beberapa orang yang datang untuk menjemput dirinya dan mengaku berasal dari dunia kedua tepatnya Zeon yaitu suatu nama tempat benua yang berada melingkar mengelilingi tembok es antartika bagian lain.Di situlah awal Liem melihat kehidupan diluar antartika sehingga suatu hari dia mengikuti suatu turnamen yang mewakili tempatnya berada yaitu Benua Utara yang disebut Zeon. Beberapa pemenang akan dikirim untuk mengikuti lagi turnamen yang sesungguhnya yang berada di Araliva yaitu Benua Selatan yang berada di dunia kedua.Namum tak di sangka dari serangkaian konflik membuat Liem terus ikut dan masuk kedalam beberapa kejadian yang hampir membuatnya mati.Puncaknya ketika Rencana 3 Raja Iblis yang dikenal sebagai penguasa dunia kedua bertarung melawan beberapa wakil dari Zeon benua utara dan terutama di atas dari 3 raja iblis itu ada 1 orang yang disebut Kaisar.Kaisar Iblis dunia kedua itu adalah dalang dari segala bencana yang menjadikan dunia pertama terancam akan diserang keberadaannya oleh para penghuni dunia kedua.Sehingga mengharuskan Liem berusaha menghentikan segala rencana Kaisar iblis bersama teman temannya yang harus bertarung melawan 3 Raja Iblis, Kaum dari Yabus dan Kaum Mabus serta keluarnya Iblis yang dilahirkan menjadi manusia.Apakah Liem dan teman teman mampu bertahan melawan peperangan melawan para manusia perusak yang di bantu oleh kaum Jin dan Jan. Kita ikuti saja terus cerita dalam novel

Cayden Holstin is the third son of Alpha Liam and Luna Angel. In a family of seven, he’s the only one who hasn’t found his mate besides his underage sister. His oldest brother became the pack’s Alpha, his second oldest brother is their company’s CEO, and Cayd is currently in school to become the CFO. The human university was not exciting and fun like he was hoping, finding it difficult to hide who he is and bored with the females who only wanted casual relationships. Cayden is past ready to find his mate and settle down. Madelyn Cole is a human who was abruptly introduced to the werewolf world when she started dating a man she thought was human. It didn’t take long for him to bring her to his ‘pack’ and then refuse to let her leave. His aggressive, violent ways terrify her, and she tried to leave, but he refused to let her go. One night, in the middle of big party, Madelyn finds her opening and escapes, running as fast as she can When Cayd and the other Guardians realize that humans are being taken into werewolf packs as slaves and omegas against their will, they will have to make a stand, to fight as they always do for those who cannot fight for themselves. Cayd doesn’t care that his mate is a human. He trusts the Moon Goddess to give him the mate that is meant to be his. But Madelyn doesn’t want to live around the violent werewolves. She just wants to be left alone. Can Cayd convince her that he’s not like other wolves while keeping her safe from the one who is hunting her?

"HHHEEYYY YALL IT'S YOUR FAVORITE GIRLS! We are back yall. We were pissed too, that we had to leave yall with that cliffhanger. But best believe somebody got a call about that . Anyway, we're back and on the Hunt for Shawna and Trixie. We know they're still out there alive, we just have to find them. But you already know that we have to deal with fake mated she-wolves, who just can't read the room. So, we have to deal with them hoes, aliens, and oh yea The Ocean God. I know yall thinking how the hell yall pissed off the Ocean God, but we will explain that later. Right now, buckle up, get your wine glasses, and make sure your phone cases are sturdy just in case you throw it. Now enjoy the emotional rollercoaster of The Hunt for Shawna and Trixie!

Important Notice: This book isn't incest, the synopsis below is just a plot twist. Being in bed with her father was all she yearned for. She would always get mad each time she caught a glimpse of any lady chatting with her dad. This feeling had to stop, she was lusting after her dad. There are many guys out there, trying their logical best to seize her attention for she was a beauty to behold, but all she wanted was her dad, her dad alone. She always wished for her mom to always be on business trips, so she would have all the time with her hottie dad. It started as a mere attraction, a mere attraction from a daughter to her dad, but what started as a mere attraction became lust, pure lust. Daniella is the only child of her parents, her mom was always on business trips so she hardly took care of her only child. This made her grow fond of her young and super hot dad while growing up. Both father and daughter fell in love with each other, but each of them tried to conceal their feelings for one another. However, such feelings of lust couldn't be hidden for long, such feelings of cravings couldn't be held back. Would Daniella and her dad get to stop the taboo they were about to engage in? Would the lust between them turn to love? What would happen when Daniella found out that the man she’d always believed was her father was not her real father? In fact, he's nowhere close to being her father. Would she continue loving this man or their love become devastated and Liam wouldn't be able to fight for his love? Read to get all the answers!

Surya merupakan seorang anak desa yang periang. dia tinggal bersama ayah dan ibunya di suatu desa yang terletak di daratan Suma tara jiwa. dia hidup cukup baik pada awal nya, namun suatu hari sekelompok bandit menyerang desa secara tiba-tiba tanpa peringatan. seluruh penduduk desa di bantai habis secara kejam. ayah dan ibu Surya tidak luput dari kejadian mengenaskan itu. di ambang kematiannya Surya hanya bisa pasrah terjebak di antara reruntuhan bangunan. sampai pada akhirnya dia ditemukan oleh seorang kakek tua. Surya pun dijadikan murid oleh kakek itu. kakek misterius itu ternyata inyiak putiah yang melegenda. inyiak putiah adalah sosok manusia yang bisa berubah menjadi harimau putih. Surya diajari beladiri silat oleh kakek itu di gunung yang sepi. waktunya bertahun-tahun dihabiskan hanya untuk berlatih. namun tiba-tiba saja sosok gurunya itu menghilang tanpa berpamitan. sebelum menghilang, gurunya hanya berpesan untuk bisa hidup normal seperti kebanyakan orang. Surya berniat menjalani hidup yang tenang di desa menjadi seorang pandai besi. namun siapa sangka, jejak dari para bandit yang membantai keluarganya mulai muncul ke permukaan. hal itu sangat mengganggunya. pada akhirnya Surya tidak tahan lagi. Dia dengan sangat hati-hati melakukan penyelidikan untuk mencari orang orang bejat itu, hal ini Surya lakukan sembari bekerja menjadi seorang pandai besi di tempat seorang kakek tua yang ada di kota Dataran tinggi. IG: @ampstahu

Nusantara merupakan sebuah tempat di dunia yang berisikan para pendekar tangguh. Mereka memiliki kekuatan yang dapat meruntuhkan sebuah bangsa.Kekuatan besar yang mereka miliki tiba-tiba menghilang bersamaan dengan kemunculan pilar-pilar misterius. Kerajaan tempat para pendekar bernaung hancur tak bersisa sesaat setelah kemunculan pilar-pilar tersebut. Semua keanehan pun muncul bersamaan dengan hilangnya kekuatan para pendekar. Monster maupun Entitas yang kembali dari kematian mulai bermunculan. Anta Barata, pria paruh baya yang kehilangan arah hidup bertapa di sebuah gua yang terletak di Lembah Iblis. Ketika pilar-pilar misterius muncul, tiba-tiba ia terjatuh dan tak sadarkan diri. Ia pun kehilangan tenaga dalam seperti para pendekar lainnya. Saat ia sudah kembali sadar, ia menemukan berbagai hal baru.Apa yang ia temukan? Apakah ia mendapatkan tujuan hidupnya kembali?

Devin King was my first—well, everything. They say you never forget your first. Whoever said that was right because no matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t get him out of my head or my heart. I foolishly thought my heart wouldn’t miss what it couldn’t see, but I was wrong because I never forgot, not for one moment. You’re not supposed to kiss your best friend. You’re not supposed to give your virginities to one another, either—but we did. We were kids, teenagers, full of hormones and mixed emotions, but it felt right. He was the first boy to kiss me, the first boy to touch me and taste me in a way only a lover would. “Say you want to be mine….” He whispered while I shook in his arms. And I did. And then he wrecked me. After I trusted him and gave myself to him, he disappeared, left me in my , the scent of him still lingering on my skin, the taste of his kiss still fresh on my lips. He left me after the amazing night we shared after we became one another’s and disappeared without a word. Until one day ten years later he pops up like a rash as the newly appointed CEO of our firm. Was I shocked to see him standing in the office after a decade? Yes. Did I almost faint? Hell yes. My heart may have melted a little when he smiled right at me, but he wouldn’t ever know that—because I hated him. But here I am, the VP of an established publication firm standing in the CEO’s office handcuffed to the pompous face. Why are we handcuffed you ask? Well, that's a funny story...