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Si Azrael na kindhearted. Si Alexa na seryso at apo ng sindikato. Kailangan ni Alexa na makahanap ng mapapangasawa sa lalong madaling panahon para sa kanya ibigay ng kanyang Lolo ang posisyon bilang susunod na Queen ng Shadow Syndicate. Sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon ay nakilala niya si Azrael na isang side walk vendor. Pinaimbestigahan niya ang lalaki at napag-alaman na akma ito upang maging asawa niya. Sa isiping mapapaikot niya ito gamit ang pera ay inalok niya ang binata na pakasalan siya. Ngunit mabilis itong tumanggi at sinabing maghanap na lang siya ng iba dahil may iba ng nagmamay-ari ng puso niya. Lahat ginawa ni Alexa para mapa-oo si Azrael dahil kailangan na niyang magpakasal bago dumating ang takdang araw. Ngunit lagi siyang nabibigo dahil bukod sa ayaw nito sa kanya, may mahal na rin itong iba. Pero buo na ang desisyon ng dalaga na kukunin niya si Azrael sa kahit anong paraan. Dahil pa rin ba sa posisyon kaya gusto ni Alexa na makasal kay Azrael o may ibang hinahangad ang dalaga bukod sa titulong Queen ng sindikatong kinabibilangan niya na kay Azrael lang niya nakita?

Joaquin Antonio Jr., A young CEO, handsome, outlet of wealth, and a certified playboy, but a good son. For him, there is no need to take women seriously. There are many of them and they come to him voluntarily, because he has a lot of money. He has agreed to find a bride within two months in order to thwart his father's wanting for him to marry his childhood friend who is secretly in a relationship with his best friend, Patrick. Because of this, he offered marriage to a stranger woman who turned out to be the mother of his own daughter whom he had impregnated four years ago, Lara. But what about his father's reputation? The honorable name of their family that had long kept from being tarnished if the woman he chose to marry for his father would bring shame to their family because she is a scourge and a disgrace? Is he willing to lose everything and this time stand up against his father whom he has always followed for the only woman who truly loved him despite him hiding to her his true identity? Where does a romance that started with pure lies lead?

I love you so much till my eyes and heart don't want to open up to my circumstances. The state where you are the only one and I am one of you. I don’t care even if your common sense tells me to leave you. I still endure, with my character that has less trust in you. Whether my suspicion in excessive or you who really don’t put me first, you choose to leave, keep your heart away from me, throw away your feelings that you used to convey to me, then you act like we were never there before.

ENGLISH TRANSLATION Exelle Kim had returned, not precisely for revenge, but to expand EXellene Royale. She had come back, intending to avoid entanglements with her painful past, yet fate proved itself a cruel force in people's lives. Her path crossed once again with her ex-husband and her first love. She discovered her best friend's betrayal and became aware of the painful truth that both her ex-husband and best friend had kept from her. She insisted on seeking revenge and reclaiming what rightfully belonged to her family. Exelle Kim was determined to regain everything that had once been hers as Xiellenna Mondregal—her family, her memories, her past, and her love. Could she ever escape her past while living as Exelle Kim and triumph over her adversaries? And would she succeed in twisting the cliché plot of her difficult life into a happy ending?

BLURB Si Jossa San Pedro ay masipag na dalagita na nagmula sa probinsiya. Nang mamatay ang mga magulang dahil sa isang trahedya na nangyari sa dagat ay napilitan siyang lumuwas ng manila para buhayin ang nag-iisa at nakababata niyang kapatid. Ngunit dahil sa hindi inaasahan na pangyayari, nakilala

How do you defend yourself in the eyes of those people around you?If you do not know your true identity? Does there judgment to you will be validated or not. If you're Elle? How can you go outside the box of betrayal and love?

Crystal Jimenez is a normal call center agent from the Philippines that is working for her family. Lee Jun-Pyo, a very famous Korean artist and a successful businessman. Two different nationalities. Two different people. Two different worlds suddenly collided because of an unexpected "Job." Copyright 2020 by annerie15 Started: December 21, 2020 Ended: January 23, 2021

Maica Delmundo is a well-known model—beautiful, sexy, intelligent, and admired by many. It seems like she has it all. But beneath her fame lies a hidden secret, one that could ruin the career she has worked so hard to protect. What is the secret she’s keeping? Is she ready to let go of her success? Or will she hold onto it, even if it means losing the man she loves?

WARNING: (R18) STORY WITH MATURE/EXPLICIT CONTENT (WILD FANTASY SEQUEL) Since childhood, Lana was the only girl Marius had ever dreamed of. That's why he never left her and why he was able to love her daughter, Andrea. But everything crumbled for him when Lana chose to marry Andrew, Andrea's father. Marius's anger toward Andrew swelled in his chest, and he planned to get revenge on him through Samantha—Andrew’s beautiful younger sister. His real plan was to get her, leave her, and hurt her. Falling in love with her was never part of the plan.

Because of the incident, my life changed completely. I never thought that in an instant, I would lose everything. Family, friends and even the man that I loved. But I met a man which I did not expect to love him. He is the mysterious one, cold as ice, introvert, anti-social but he really caught my attention. But the way his voice sounds or the words he speak makes me think that I met someone like him before. Curiosity kills me inside. Naging parte kaya siya nang nakaraan ko? Nakilala ko na ba siya noon? Pero hindi ko inaasahan na isang araw, mahuhulog ako sa kaniya. Can we bring back our past or remain strangers?