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COMPLETED. Mature Content. ***** Nahulog si Diana kay William, ang asawa ng kaniyang matalik na kaibigang si Gianna. Hanggang sa nakaisip siya ng masamang balak at nakagawa ng dalawang krimen. Ano at saan ang magiging hantungan niya? Si Gianna ay tapat na asawa kay William. Labis siyang nasaktan nang malaman niya sa kakaibang paraan ang hindi niya inisip na makakayang gawin ng matalik niyang kaibigang si Diana. Mapapatawad pa kaya niya ito at si William? Ano ang gagawin niya sa asawa? Maayos ang buhay ni William kasama ang pinakamamahal niyang asawang si Gianna at ang dalawa nilang anak na sina Wyler at Greisha. Naging magulo ang buhay niya nang dumating si Diana na kailanman 'di niya minahal. Paano niya ibabalik ang dating matamis na pag-ibig nila ni Gianna? Si Yuan ay may gusto kay Gianna ngunit hindi niya ginulo ang buhay nito dahil may asawa't mga anak na ito. Gagawin niya ang lahat para 'di masaktan si Gianna kay Diana at 'di masira ang samahan nina Gianna at William. Ano ang gagawin niya kay Diana? At ano ang papel ng kapatid na babae ni William na si Willa sa buhay niya? Ito ay istorya ng pagkakaibigan, pagpapatawad, pagmamahalan, pagpapalaya, pagiging buo ng isang pamilya at iba pang mga aral.

Joaquin Antonio Jr., A young CEO, handsome, outlet of wealth, and a certified playboy, but a good son. For him, there is no need to take women seriously. There are many of them and they come to him voluntarily, because he has a lot of money. He has agreed to find a bride within two months in order to thwart his father's wanting for him to marry his childhood friend who is secretly in a relationship with his best friend, Patrick. Because of this, he offered marriage to a stranger woman who turned out to be the mother of his own daughter whom he had impregnated four years ago, Lara. But what about his father's reputation? The honorable name of their family that had long kept from being tarnished if the woman he chose to marry for his father would bring shame to their family because she is a scourge and a disgrace? Is he willing to lose everything and this time stand up against his father whom he has always followed for the only woman who truly loved him despite him hiding to her his true identity? Where does a romance that started with pure lies lead?

Atasha Selry, a wedding coordinator whose mother has long been forcing her to have a husband and children but it is not her thing because she wanted to focus on her mother first, not until an unexpected thing happened. One night would change her life with Keiron Kent Devaux the richest man in the world, a billionaire. They would have a twin but the man didn't know it until they met again. What would happen if they crossed paths again? Will she tell him about their child?

Mapupuno ng nakakatawa, nakakaiyak, at pagtitiis ang pagtatagpo ni Byeongyun at Deborah. Dito rin unti-unting mahalungkat muli ang nakaraan ni Byeongyun—nakaraang pilit niyang kinakalimutan kasama si Kang Dami, ang dating nobya niyang misteryosong inilayo sa kanya.

Warning R-18! This story contains mature and rated scenes. This story is about a forbidden relationship between a student and a teacher. Quiva is a bold and stubborn girl. She loves making out with her monthly favorite guy in school. Ever since her new professor came, she never had an easy make out time. He always caught her and always scold her. Her blood boil every time she see her professor but she can't deny the fact he's effing hot! She teased him always, didn't know he'd lose his temper and punished her with pleasure.

The zombies.... Are coming! Sa gitna ng epidemyang kumakalat at pinoproblema ng mundo, Ang mga zombies. Sa gitna ng Apocalypse ay ang dalawang pusoay patuloy pa ring mag-iibigan. Pag-iibigang handang isakripsisyo ang sarili para lamang mailigtas ang taong minamahal.

Kwarenta anyos na si Romana ngunit never na sumagi sa kaniyang isip ang pag-aasawa. Nasa kaniya na halos ang lahat; talino, ganda, marangyang buhay, at koneksiyon . . . kabiyak na lamang ang kulang. Hanggang sa nakilala niya si Vincent. Isang lalaki na namasukan bilang dancer sa bar upang matustusan ang pangangailangan ng kaniyang asawang may sakit sa puso. Sa kauna-unahang pagkakataon ay napukaw ang interes ni Romana ng isang lalaki. Ngunit sa kasamaang palad, ito ay nakatali na. Nalagay sa peligro ang asawa ni Vincent. Ginamit ni Romana ang pagkakataon na iyon upang makuha ang nais. Binayaran niya nang malaking halaga ang lalaki kapalit ang isang kasunduan; ang maging kaniyang fvck buddy. Pumayag si Vincent sa kagustuhan ni Romana upang maisalba ang buhay ng asawa. Sapat nga ba ang pera at galing sa kama upang makuha ang puso ng taong minamahal? Paano kung ang pag-ibig na nais ay makasisira ng isang masaya at buong pamilya? Handa bang maging makasarili o pipiliin na magpaubaya?

Cedrick Marlan Wu, a physician also known as Doctor Alucard. He is also behind the multi-billionaire Wu Pharmaceutical Company & Wu Medical institution (WMI). During his wedding day, it turns the time as a nightmare to him. His bride showered to her own blood. It was known Wu Wedding Massacre. Where hundreds of people died on that tragic accident. After the accident, he obtains the phobia so called Philophobia. (Fear to love) He perform surgery during only full moon, reason why they called him Doctor Alucard.

WARNING: Typos and grammatical errors ahead! To save their company, Lawliet needs to marry one of the most sought-after bachelors in Asia, Mr. Rio Yvl Folkvangr. Lawliet fled, having had enough of her parents' expectations. Rio used the chaos that followed her sudden departure to put pressure on her and force her to marry him for the sake of their businesses. She is the family's only child and heir; therefore, she has no option but to follow them. Will Lawliet be able to release herself from his grip? What would happen if the forced union filled with false emotions led you to eventually fall into the devil's traps? What if your affection for one another ends up tearing you apart? Are you willing to forget the scratch that the demon brought you and accept him again?

Elyse is divorced from her husband because of some reason, she tried very hard to find a job for her daughter because their company went bankrupt. One day while walking she saw a paper and it is written that they're looking for a maid, Elyse can't ignore it because of the salary. Then she applies for it and she got hired. The woman introduced her son to Elyse. Elyse thought that being a maid of a man called Xander is easy... Not knowing that her life would be changed because of that man... Elyse thought that being a maid of a man called Xander is easy... Not knowing her life would be changed because of that man...