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Like cats and dogs—that’s how Nick and Jessica’s relationship was. Jessica became Nick’s temporary secretary because his male secretary had to take a leave. Nick was allergic to female secretaries, believing that none of them were trustworthy and that they all had hidden agendas. That’s why he never hired a female secretary. But this time, he had no choice—he couldn’t handle everything on his own without a secretary. And Jessica was the only one available, personally trusted by his best friend, Andrei. Even though he was "allergic," he had to endure it—after all, it was only for three days. But how could he possibly endure it when, in less than a day, she was already making a mess of things? She was only proving his belief that female secretaries were unreliable. And how could Jessica prove that she was a professional and skilled secretary if her temporary boss—grumpy and seemingly carrying the weight of the world—had already judged her without giving her a chance? How long could they put up with each other? And could love possibly bloom when, from the very beginning, they already had the worst impression of one another?

Jewel is expected to be a modest Hasyenda Mangubat heiress but she is addicted to erotic novels. She would buy those books in secret and hide them in her room, away from her parent's eyes. She agreed to marry the Mayor's son, Gideon Manasseh, in the hope that Gideon would tolerate her vices. But to her surprise, her new husband appears to be stricter than her parents. Not only do her vices need to be hidden from him, but so do her sexual nightmares. Because those wet dreams are crawling out of her fantasies into her reality... and it is scarier than she thought.

Shaina’s past relationships were all terrible. The last man she loved and trusted was having an affair with her cousin. Even worse, she was framed as the betrayer. Shaina swore that she would never love again; she’d let hell loose for those who broke her heart. But a night of mistakes was all it took to change her mind. She gave birth to a pair of cute twins. She was overwhelmed with the fact that her children’s unknown father was not just handsome but also a genius. They definitely took after him. “Mommy, don’t worry, we can help you find our father,” said five-year-old, Adrian. Shaina felt like she’d have a heart attack due to her son’s response. Instead of being disappointed because she didn’t even know their father, the kids were excited to find this man. Too many questions needed to be answered when she came back with her children. Where should she start if she can’t remember even the face of the man who impregnated her?

Extreme beauty, intelligence, and unique set of skills. Zea was only seventeen back then and everything in her life was perfect. But not until they killed her father and took away the man that she loves. Driven, she set out overseas and train to be the best special agent. And after nine long years, she's given an assignment. A dangerous, highly classified mission, as an undercover high school student. In a well-known university that is secretly run by a viciously organized underground syndicate, that is strongly linked to her father's death. Determined to seek justice. Everything is right in place. But not until she found him—again.

WARNING: [R18] STORY WITH EXTREMELY EXPLICIT CONT'ENT Matapos mapag-alaman ang tungkol sa ginagawang panloloko sa kaniya ng kaniyang nobyo na si Norman ay labis na nasaktan si Aria. Pero hindi niya inakala na ang masakit na pangyayaring iyon ng kaniyang buhay ang magdadala sa kaniya kay James.Gwapo, mayaman pero babaero.At si James ang klase ng sitwasyon na alam ni Aria na hindi niya makakayang iwasan kailanman.O maaaring alam niya at ang totoo ay ayaw lamang niyang gawin iyon?Pero anak lang ang kailangan nito sa kaniya. At siyempre kasama narin doon ang bagay na alam niyang siya man gugustuhin niyang maulit dahil hinahangad narin niya.Paano naman ang puso niya?Ano ang katiyakan na hindi siya iibig sa binata kung ang lahat ng hinahanap niya sa isang lalaki ay kay James niya nakita?

If you want to fall in love, you should expect to be hurt. If you want to forget, do you really need a replacement? Perlm repeatedly wondered what she should do to forget the past. Until she finds a way. Being tied to a man she also hates. A man who closed his heart and it only beats for his deceased loved one. What will Perlm and Deon do when they find out their past will return? Their loved ones will return even though they are already tied to each other. Tied to the rope they bound because of reasons and problems from which they could not escape.

Kate Rose had promised to help her friend Chloe to get a revenge on the man who cheated on her, but she doesn't even know how to start. Dark Louiz is a well-known playboy and cheated on many women. Kate Rose hated him since their first encounter. Her blood heated up when they'd seen each other again. She tried to talk and convinced him to stop being a playboy, but she was surprised when he told her that he would only stop being a playboy if she agreed to be his girlfriend. Will Kate Rose accepts what he wanted to happen? What will happen if she agreed with him? Will she be able to help her friend to get revenge or will it not happen because that promise for her friend Chloe might just be broken in the end? The course of their lives might possibly change forever.

Ashley has never been in love, until Gem comes into her life. But the bad news is, ikakasal na ang lalaki. She'll remain his best friend for the rest of their lives. For the last time, sumagal si Ashley, she hope that Gem will see her as a woman. Things went out of control at nauwi ang lahat sa kasalan. But Ashley has a dark secret that she keeps from Gem. Alam niyang masisira ang lahat kapag nalaman ni Gem ang bagay na hindi naman niya sinasadyang gawin sa binata. Will Gem finds the forgiveness from his heart after he finds out Ashley's secret? Or will he ends up punishing Ashley for the rest of their whole marriage life?

Walang ibang pinangarap si Paloma kung hindi ang maging isang kilalang modelo. Naabot na niya ang pangarap na 'yon dahil unti-unti na siyang nakikilala at nagkakapangalan sa industriya pero ang lahat ng kanyang pinaghirapan ay mawawala dahil sa isang gabing pagkakamali. Arken Fernandez is a perfectionist guy. Business minded person at priority ang kanyang trabaho. Paano kung isang gabi ay pareho silang magkamali? Papanindigan ba nila ang pagkakamaling 'yon? Mahuhulog ba sila sa isa't isa? O mananatiling lihim ang lahat ng naganap nang gabing 'yon pati na ang naging bunga nito?

Ava, is a woman with big ambitions who will do her best to get them. She is capable of sacrificing anything, including the one she loves. Because of her dream, Ava had to leave. Harris is a man who is unconcerned about his own life. Everyday he will get drunk, as well as play with the hearts of the women he'll meet. When he met Ava, everything changed. He transformed into a decent man for Ava. Misty, on the other hand, is an obsessed hopeless romantic. Envy-filled woman, she was consumed by rage, allowing her to accomplish anything she wanted. Regardless of what will happen, she will do anything to make Ava miserable. Will Harris love be strong enough to wait Ava's return? Will they return to each other's arms when the right time comes? After everything Ava had to sacrifice, can she still choose to be with Harris?