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The Bad Boy Inside the Chicken Suit - Prologue

When we were children, Disney taught us that our future husband would have amazing hair -I'm talking about straight-out-of-a-photoshoot kind of hair. He also must be tall, handsome, wears shiny armor, owns a white horse, and is a prince.He would be the one who would pick you up from your miserable life and pave a path for the both of you to live happily ever after.Disney also taught us that once you have found "the one", then you need to make sure that you would 'move in' with them even if you have no idea who that person is; a stranger -Which is in fact very bad.This has caused parents around the globe to have major headaches because at the age of 16 -or younger- their child wants to move out of the house and move in with some random dude. Okay, to be fair, with some random handsome dude.Now, why am I babbling about the stupidity of Disney?This is why ->"I found him!" A random girl shrieked as if she is a banshee in a zoo from the other side of the hall, "I found him! I found t
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(1) Yellow Fluffy Suit... I love it!

I have never been a patient person.If someone who knows me tells you otherwise, they either lie or do not know who I am. I'm not patient with anyone, not even my own mother.For instance, whenever I point at the obvious that my mom was late in our Mother-Daughter Bonding Session (she likes to call it that way), she would start babbling about how she waited nine months for me to be fully developed before pushing me out of her.Cue for an eye roll.I stood silently waiting near the tiny arcade room in Walmart with my dead phone on hand for two extremely boring hours. I was originally waiting outside for my lovely mother to finish her weekly shopping spree, but we all know the horrific things that can happen outside Walmart. Along with that abominable scent that's coming from somewhere even I don't know where.In all honesty, it would not have been as boring if my phone didn't give up on me because of the long hours of playing Piano Tiles... but then again, there's the possibility that
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(2) How Did Jerkass Know!?

"That was close!" JerkAss shouted over the raging noise of our surroundings, "It's a good thing this place is near! That old woman can never find us now!"I grumbled under my breath, "Yeah, by bringing me to this freak show." I said sarcastically.He laughed. Yes laughedWhat kind of a sane person would bring another sane person to an underground illegal fistfight!? Oh, wait, Langston is insane!!! Okay, we're not literally underground, because we're in a gymnasium just a few meters away from this town's high school, but still... it's illegal. "Why in all places did you bring me here? Do you know how stupid you are?" I asked rhetorically."I know how stupid I am-""That was a rhetorical question," I snorted, "You're stupid."He raised an eyebrow, "Did you just snort? Damn Porter, how unladylike."I rolled my eyes at him, "Yeah sure, let's focus on my snort."Looking around, I shuddered when chills crawled on my arms. The place was packed with people grinding with one another. I face
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(3) JerkAss is blackmailing me...?

"W-w-w-what?" I laughed nervously, "CrazyHater?" Suddenly, my throat felt dry and rough, "I'm not Cra-CrazyHater." I smiled sheepishly as I try to keep my composure.Oh no, Oh no, Oh no!NO!!!Calm down Chloe, he's just probably bluffing, yeah, we're talking about JerkAss here, he's stupid... Okay, I'm lying. He's actually not. I heard that he's taking up AP Calculus, AP Government, and AP Economics. He's not taking AP Physics because he already took that a year ago. So yes, he might not be bluffing right now.His familiar smirk appeared on his face as he walked closer towards me, "Then why is there a Welcome CrazyHater written in your Twitter?"Did he hack me? Okay, I'm starting to regret having the same password for all of my accounts. Password123."Coz I'm awesome....?" I flashed him my award-winning sheepish smile but was immediately replaced by my award-winning scowl when I realized that he's not buying it.Oh, whatever. I crossed my arms and glared at him, "So what if I'm it?
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(4) What's wrong with people these days?

"It's never just another day."C H L O E"Chloe!"I grumpily stopped licking my ice cream and glared at JerkAss, who also returned my glare just as harsh. His yellow fluffy suit really does ruin his bad boy demeanor because he looks like the son of Cookie Monster and Big Bird. I gave him a 'what the heck do you want?' look.He shouted sarcastically, "I don't know, oh wait, I think it has something to do with something that is clinging on me!" I saw a girl wearing nothing but short butt shorts and a cropped tee. I cringed when I saw her rubbing her upper front on JerkAss's chicken suit. It's weird. Absolutely weird.I mean, don't get me wrong, I respect women with their type of fashion but I only respect women who want to be respected. And from the way this girl is acting right now...? Shame.I rolled my eyes at him and nodded at my ice cream, sending him a silent signal that says I'm busy.He whines exasperatedly, "Chloe!"Groaning loudly, I knew that I had to do something because it
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(5) Physics and geometrics... stuff

Do you know what I hate the most?Fake people.With their fake boobs.With their fake skin.With their fake hair.With their fake teeth.Especially their fake personality. Why can't they just be themselves?Oh right, it's because they're fake. B mean word that means female dog.From the craziest hater, CrazyHater.I shut the laptop close after publishing it. Putting it away, I lay down on my bed."CHLOE!" Oh, come on! Let.me.rest!I immediately sat back up and stared at my mom with wide eyes when she came rushing inside my room with a wide grin on her face."Guess what!?" She asked.Knowing her, if I won't participate with her Guess What jokes, she would not stop harassing me."..........." Tired of waiting, I asked, "So..?""GUESS WHAT!?"Oh. She really wants me to guess."You won the lottery?"She snorted, waving me off, "No.""You learned how to cook?"Another snort, "As if.""You're going to Austria..?"Snort. "Hopefully.""Then what!?" I snapped."I found the perfect shoes!""So?
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(6) Friendly Dinner

Blackhole.It has been said from books to the news that once you're inside, there's no going back.That you have to just keep on moving forward.It sucks to be stuck inside.But for my situation right now, let's just say that I would love to get stuck in that specific hole.My family and the Langston's were having a lovely, peaceful, and interesting dinner. Old friends meeting up again are one of the best things in life. It was nice and I loved it.Until JerkAss said the unnecessary words that lead us to this situation."Why didn't you tell me!" Mom shrieked across the table, "My daughter is dating her best friend!" I wasn't the one who told her. I mean, why would I? Apparently though, JerkAss here cannot shut his mouth and immediately told his parents about the lie.He told them that we were dating.Yuck.JerkAss smirked, while I just rolled my eyes, "Ma, we were not and will never ever be best of friends.""Of course not! You'll just be together!" Sylvia, his mother, grinned before
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(7) kill me, now

I hate it whenever people started judging you just because another person assumed or accused you of something.Bitch.Lord, give me strength on handling this moron.Sincerely yours,Almost Suicidal Person, CrazyHaterPressing enter as sent, I closed my laptop and sighed before jumping back on my bed, face first.I heard a knock on my door, which made me groan loudly. The door opened so I open my eyes, seeing JerkAss enter my room.Why the hell is he in my room? Why is he even inside our house?"Mom! Why is JerkAss inside our house-""Your hubby's here!" Mom called out, "I let him in already, don't use protection!"Right, she and Sylvia want babies.I facepalmed while JerkAss laughed loudly. Only my mother would say that, only her.Really funny, really funny.He finally caught his breath, then he shut the door and said, "Hey Chloe."I glared at him, "JerkAss."His eyes widened, "Is that how you treat your," he coughed, "hubby?"I snarled, "The only hubby I know is chocolate."His eyes
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(8) Awkward

"So son, a little birdy told me you're doing mushy things with Chloe here." Tan smiled at JerkAss before looking at us with an I know look.Did that little birdy happen to be Patrick?"Fatty just told you that, which is, by the way, the worst lie, earlier," JerkAss said before crossing his arms, I mean, his wings."Stop being rude son," Tan scolded, "Besides, you're one to talk." He smirked while pointing JerkAss's chicken suit.JerkAss glared at him.Causing me to laugh loudly,JerkAss glared at me.Causing for Tan to laugh loudly.Sigh. Like father like son.If JerkAss was a cartoon character, his head would literally pop.He grabs something from his chicken pockets, yes there was a hidden pocket in the suit.Then suddenly, I felt something vibrated in my jean pocket. Grabbing my phone, I frowned when I saw a text from the devil itself,"CconviNCceee mnhy daaasd tob lkjrseasve."I believe that means Convince my dad to leave.Wow, he's good in typing messages without looking at it pr
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(9) The Underground

Darkness.Darkness covered my sight, with blue and yellow neon lights flashing around the stadium, yes, stadium.How did a stadium appear under a park? Don't ask me."...Where the hell are we?" I asked in awe.I think I know where the aliens put their captured humans. Or the other way around.Some are grinding to one another, some are making out, some are shouting and some are showing their bills, and the main event, 2 random huge giants are inside a covered ring or something.Like, a boxing ring,And those guys are bloody. Like, bloody bloody. - their looks exaggerate the phrase bloody hell since they're bloody, and the ring looks like hell.Now I know why there was blood in the elevator,We stopped walking, so I look at him when he answered, "Welcome to The Underground."How original."Really? No The death stadium or any scary name that gives you the creeps whenever you heard it?""Why? Isn't The underground scary enough?""It does..." I added, "A little bit."He smiled, "Well, they
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