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(8) Awkward

Author: kdotjhae
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"So son, a little birdy told me you're doing mushy things with Chloe here." Tan smiled at JerkAss before looking at us with an I know look.

Did that little birdy happen to be Patrick?

"Fatty just told you that, which is, by the way, the worst lie, earlier," JerkAss said before crossing his arms, I mean, his wings.

"Stop being rude son," Tan scolded, "Besides, you're one to talk." He smirked while pointing JerkAss's chicken suit.

JerkAss glared at him.

Causing me to laugh loudly,

JerkAss glared at me.

Causing for Tan to laugh loudly.

Sigh. Like father like son.

If JerkAss was a cartoon character, his head would literally pop.

He grabs something from his chicken pockets, yes there was a hidden pocket in the suit.

Then suddenly, I felt something vibrated in my jean pocket. Grabbing my phone, I frowned when I saw a text from the devil itself,

"CconviNCceee mnhy daaasd tob lkjrseasve."

I believe that means Convince my dad to leave.

Wow, he's good in typing messages without looking at it pr
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