The Suit Series

I have never been a patient person.If someone who knows me tells you otherwise, they either lie or do not know who I am. I'm not patient with anyone, not even my own mother.For instance, whenever I point at the obvious that my mom was late in our Mother-Daughter Bonding Session (she likes to call it that way), she would start babbling about how she waited nine months for me to be fully developed before pushing me out of her.Cue for an eye roll.I stood silently waiting near the tiny arcade room in Walmart with my dead phone on hand for two extremely boring hours. I was originally waiting outside for my lovely mother to finish her weekly shopping spree, but we all know the horrific things that can happen outside Walmart. Along with that abominable scent that's coming from somewhere even I don't know where.In all honesty, it would not have been as boring if my phone didn't give up on me because of the long hours of playing Piano Tiles... but then again, there's the possibility that

"W-w-w-what?" I laughed nervously, "CrazyHater?" Suddenly, my throat felt dry and rough, "I'm not Cra-CrazyHater." I smiled sheepishly as I try to keep my composure.Oh no, Oh no, Oh no!NO!!!Calm down Chloe, he's just probably bluffing, yeah, we're talking about JerkAss here, he's stupid... Okay, I'm lying. He's actually not. I heard that he's taking up AP Calculus, AP Government, and AP Economics. He's not taking AP Physics because he already took that a year ago. So yes, he might not be bluffing right now.His familiar smirk appeared on his face as he walked closer towards me, "Then why is there a Welcome CrazyHater written in your Twitter?"Did he hack me? Okay, I'm starting to regret having the same password for all of my accounts. Password123."Coz I'm awesome....?" I flashed him my award-winning sheepish smile but was immediately replaced by my award-winning scowl when I realized that he's not buying it.Oh, whatever. I crossed my arms and glared at him, "So what if I'm it?

Do you know what I hate the most?Fake people.With their fake boobs.With their fake skin.With their fake hair.With their fake teeth.Especially their fake personality. Why can't they just be themselves?Oh right, it's because they're fake. B mean word that means female dog.From the craziest hater, CrazyHater.I shut the laptop close after publishing it. Putting it away, I lay down on my bed."CHLOE!" Oh, come on! Let.me.rest!I immediately sat back up and stared at my mom with wide eyes when she came rushing inside my room with a wide grin on her face."Guess what!?" She asked.Knowing her, if I won't participate with her Guess What jokes, she would not stop harassing me."..........." Tired of waiting, I asked, "So..?""GUESS WHAT!?"Oh. She really wants me to guess."You won the lottery?"She snorted, waving me off, "No.""You learned how to cook?"Another snort, "As if.""You're going to Austria..?"Snort. "Hopefully.""Then what!?" I snapped."I found the perfect shoes!""So?

I hate it whenever people started judging you just because another person assumed or accused you of something.Bitch.Lord, give me strength on handling this moron.Sincerely yours,Almost Suicidal Person, CrazyHaterPressing enter as sent, I closed my laptop and sighed before jumping back on my bed, face first.I heard a knock on my door, which made me groan loudly. The door opened so I open my eyes, seeing JerkAss enter my room.Why the hell is he in my room? Why is he even inside our house?"Mom! Why is JerkAss inside our house-""Your hubby's here!" Mom called out, "I let him in already, don't use protection!"Right, she and Sylvia want babies.I facepalmed while JerkAss laughed loudly. Only my mother would say that, only her.Really funny, really funny.He finally caught his breath, then he shut the door and said, "Hey Chloe."I glared at him, "JerkAss."His eyes widened, "Is that how you treat your," he coughed, "hubby?"I snarled, "The only hubby I know is chocolate."His eyes

Darkness.Darkness covered my sight, with blue and yellow neon lights flashing around the stadium, yes, stadium.How did a stadium appear under a park? Don't ask me."...Where the hell are we?" I asked in awe.I think I know where the aliens put their captured humans. Or the other way around.Some are grinding to one another, some are making out, some are shouting and some are showing their bills, and the main event, 2 random huge giants are inside a covered ring or something.Like, a boxing ring,And those guys are bloody. Like, bloody bloody. - their looks exaggerate the phrase bloody hell since they're bloody, and the ring looks like hell.Now I know why there was blood in the elevator,We stopped walking, so I look at him when he answered, "Welcome to The Underground."How original."Really? No The death stadium or any scary name that gives you the creeps whenever you heard it?""Why? Isn't The underground scary enough?""It does..." I added, "A little bit."He smiled, "Well, they