Do you know what I hate the most?
Fake people.
With their fake boobs.
With their fake skin.
With their fake hair.
With their fake teeth.
Especially their fake personality. Why can't they just be themselves?
Oh right, it's because they're fake. B mean word that means female dog.
From the craziest hater, CrazyHater.
I shut the laptop close after publishing it. Putting it away, I lay down on my bed.
"CHLOE!" Oh, come on! Let.me.rest!
I immediately sat back up and stared at my mom with wide eyes when she came rushing inside my room with a wide grin on her face.
"Guess what!?" She asked.
Knowing her, if I won't participate with her Guess What jokes, she would not stop harassing me.
"..........." Tired of waiting, I asked, "So..?"
"GUESS WHAT!?"
Oh. She really wants me to guess.
"You won the lottery?"
She snorted, waving me off, "No."
"You learned how to cook?"
Another snort, "As if."
"You're going to Austria..?"
Snort. "Hopefully."
"Then what!?" I snapped.
"I found the perfect shoes!"
"So?" Realizing what I said, I corrected myself. "I mean, for what?"
"Guess it!"
"I'M TIRED OF GUESSING!" I snapped.
Oops.
"Don't raise your voice on me, young lady." She said in a firm voice.
I smiled sheepishly, "Sorry..."
Going back to the topic, she finally answered me, "We will eat dinner in your uncle Tan's!"
Oh.
"That's good - I guess, have fun!" I cheered. Yay! She can finally leave my room!
Then I'll have the house all to myself! Ooh, maybe a date night with Archie! Or a movie marathon with my other best friend!
Mr. Piggy; aka my favorite stuff toy.
"Of course we'll have fun hun." She waved, on the way to leaving the room.
Wait, what?
"What do you mean we?"
She stopped, turning around and she faced me, "We. Us." She laughed, "Whatever pronoun you know that describes me, your father, and YOUR SELF."
What...? She, he, and me?
NOOOOO!!!!
"I'm busy." I shrugged. Lying through my gritted teeth.
"Oh really?" She rolled her eyes, "With what?"
Sleeping. Rest. Probably eating too.
"Project. A simple yet difficult project."
"In what subject?" She raised a trimmed eyebrow.
"Physics. Yeah, PHYSICS," I shrugged.
"And where are you going to do this?"
"In my room."
"And this project is all about?"
"Dresses."
She smirked, "But I thought it's all about physics?"
Crap. She caught me.
Never give up!
"It's a dress made of physics and geometrics and... stuff," I said everything in one breath then blinked.
She raised an eyebrow, "Physics and geometrics and stuff?"
Blinking rapidly, I chuckled nervously. "Did I say 'Physics and geometrics and stuff'? What I meant to say was-"
"You're coming and that's final." She said with a firm voice. Leaving no opportunity for me to disagree.
"BUT I'M BUSY!"
"Sure." She rolled her eyes before leaving the room.
Crap.
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Patting the frilly skirt, I glared at myself in the mirror. I hate wearing something I'm nottotally fond of just for the sake of it. I hat not being able to say no to myparents. I hate Uncle Tan for actually doing it with his wife and producing thefreaking meanie they call their son!
It's not like I don't like uncle Tan, I just hate his son.
JerkAss Reed Langston.
Uncle Tan or Tan -he wants everyone to call him that- is not in any chance related to me, at least not by blood. He is apparently my dad's best friend, and my mom's.
As much as I hate it, JerkAss and I grew up together.
Yeah, kill me!
"Chloe!!!"
"I'M COMING! Gosh," I picked up my purse before running out of my room.
This is gonna be a long night.
Blackhole.It has been said from books to the news that once you're inside, there's no going back.That you have to just keep on moving forward.It sucks to be stuck inside.But for my situation right now, let's just say that I would love to get stuck in that specific hole.My family and the Langston's were having a lovely, peaceful, and interesting dinner. Old friends meeting up again are one of the best things in life. It was nice and I loved it.Until JerkAss said the unnecessary words that lead us to this situation."Why didn't you tell me!" Mom shrieked across the table, "My daughter is dating her best friend!" I wasn't the one who told her. I mean, why would I? Apparently though, JerkAss here cannot shut his mouth and immediately told his parents about the lie.He told them that we were dating.Yuck.JerkAss smirked, while I just rolled my eyes, "Ma, we were not and will never ever be best of friends.""Of course not! You'll just be together!" Sylvia, his mother, grinned before
I hate it whenever people started judging you just because another person assumed or accused you of something.Bitch.Lord, give me strength on handling this moron.Sincerely yours,Almost Suicidal Person, CrazyHaterPressing enter as sent, I closed my laptop and sighed before jumping back on my bed, face first.I heard a knock on my door, which made me groan loudly. The door opened so I open my eyes, seeing JerkAss enter my room.Why the hell is he in my room? Why is he even inside our house?"Mom! Why is JerkAss inside our house-""Your hubby's here!" Mom called out, "I let him in already, don't use protection!"Right, she and Sylvia want babies.I facepalmed while JerkAss laughed loudly. Only my mother would say that, only her.Really funny, really funny.He finally caught his breath, then he shut the door and said, "Hey Chloe."I glared at him, "JerkAss."His eyes widened, "Is that how you treat your," he coughed, "hubby?"I snarled, "The only hubby I know is chocolate."His eyes
"So son, a little birdy told me you're doing mushy things with Chloe here." Tan smiled at JerkAss before looking at us with an I know look.Did that little birdy happen to be Patrick?"Fatty just told you that, which is, by the way, the worst lie, earlier," JerkAss said before crossing his arms, I mean, his wings."Stop being rude son," Tan scolded, "Besides, you're one to talk." He smirked while pointing JerkAss's chicken suit.JerkAss glared at him.Causing me to laugh loudly,JerkAss glared at me.Causing for Tan to laugh loudly.Sigh. Like father like son.If JerkAss was a cartoon character, his head would literally pop.He grabs something from his chicken pockets, yes there was a hidden pocket in the suit.Then suddenly, I felt something vibrated in my jean pocket. Grabbing my phone, I frowned when I saw a text from the devil itself,"CconviNCceee mnhy daaasd tob lkjrseasve."I believe that means Convince my dad to leave.Wow, he's good in typing messages without looking at it pr
Darkness.Darkness covered my sight, with blue and yellow neon lights flashing around the stadium, yes, stadium.How did a stadium appear under a park? Don't ask me."...Where the hell are we?" I asked in awe.I think I know where the aliens put their captured humans. Or the other way around.Some are grinding to one another, some are making out, some are shouting and some are showing their bills, and the main event, 2 random huge giants are inside a covered ring or something.Like, a boxing ring,And those guys are bloody. Like, bloody bloody. - their looks exaggerate the phrase bloody hell since they're bloody, and the ring looks like hell.Now I know why there was blood in the elevator,We stopped walking, so I look at him when he answered, "Welcome to The Underground."How original."Really? No The death stadium or any scary name that gives you the creeps whenever you heard it?""Why? Isn't The underground scary enough?""It does..." I added, "A little bit."He smiled, "Well, they
Why did I agree to this?Langston AKA JerkAss, plus that giant AKA Sore Loser, over there is equal to Langston's death!Oh crap, what would I tell to his parents? That their stupid, idiot son challenged a man five times his size!?Oh shit!Right now, Langston AKA Langster - his pen name inside the stadium- is currently wearing shorts. Just shorts, which means he's showing his 6 pack.Damn!"Go Langster!" I heard some random people shouted, I guess they were a fan of him. Rumors around here said he quit this sport around a year ago. That's why he was the 'Guest' in their round."What the fuck is he doing?" I turn around and saw Red with a furious look, "Fuck! Tell me he doesn't have a death wish!"I gulped."What ya doing just standing there? Stop him!""Are you saying that Langston can't handle him?"Reed looked at me sternly, "I trust my buddy, but that shit over there's using steroids!"I gulped deeper.Shit."THE GAME WILL START IN 5, 4," The announcer announced while chewing his c
"That.Was.Awesome!" I shouted for the 50th time. Okay, maybe not the 50th, but it has to be somewhere in the line of 40's.I'm not lying, the scene that happened a few moments ago scared the life out of me, but honestly though, that was awesome! Right now, we're outside the Underground, well, above the Underground, and is walking somewhere in the parking lot."Stop it, you're embarrassing me," Langston muttered. I didn't stop though because he was hiding his smile by looking anywhere but me.Adorable. I swear, adorable!"Embarrassing you? Are you sure? I mean," I stopped then look at him, "I'm like the most awesomeness person in here." I snorted, "Are you sure you're not feeling honored? I mean, I'm actually with you." I emphasized every word that I've said.He scoffed, "Yeah right if anyone here should be honored, it would be you because you are with me-"He was suddenly cut off -in a very rude manner, by the way- by an egoistic manly shout, "THERE HE IS!"I turned around and gasped
I've always thought that running away with a boy who wears a chicken suit daily is stupid.Okay, I actually never thought about it before because it seems impossible. I mean, Archie would never wear a chicken suit, my other friends are too snobby to actually wear one, and the only person I know wearing it is my enemy.So, really, the idea of running away with Langston is impossible.But I guess nothing's impossible.My blonde hair covered my sight as we ran for our lives. I feel each drop of sweat that runs down on my forehead and it is the most absolute uncomfortable thing ever. I looked at Langston to see him having his game face on. He's really focused on running right now.While I look like a fat man who just barely finished a marathon, Langston here looks like a damn model attending his own photoshoot.Lucky guy."Where," I panted. "Are," Pant. "We," Pant. "Go-" Pant, "-ing?" Running, or any form of exercise really has never been my forte. I really don't run that often. If I will
"What is that?" I asked out loud as I point a finger above us to connect imaginary lines, star by star.He remains silent.Wow, he could've grunted if he didn't want to talk to me.I turn my head to the right and immediately, my tiny frown was replaced with a little smile when I knew the reason why Langston didn't answer me.Reed Edward freaking Langston is actually sleeping beside me.His hair is scattered fluffily around his head, his eyebrows twitched for a second before returning to its relaxed form, and his mouth was slightly ajar.Aww, he looks adorable!I need to capture this moment, like seriously. But before that...I grabbed my sharpie in my left pocket, silently thanking my lazy lab partner for forcing me to bring the sharpie home. I took the cap off and felt an evil smirk crawl to my face. I drew a fake mustache, and started thickening it, and put a huge, gigantic mole right under his right eye.Perfect.Now, I really do need to capture this moment.Firstly, I can use this