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Menghabiskan masa muda dengan dentuman musik DJ. Alesya dipaksa menjadi wanita malam oleh Grace Natalie, seorang mucikari kelas kakap yang menjadikan Alesya sebagai pemuas nafsu lelaki disana. Alesya yang dibeli satu juta dollar oleh seorang pria kaya membuat ia terjerat pada pembelian sepihak yang dilakukan pria itu kepada Grace. Namun, sebagai kompensasi Alesya meminta agar putra dari pria itu menjadi pelayannya selama ia menjadi nyonya Alensky. Waktu berlalu membuat cinta Alesya bersama Zen tumbuh. Namun, sebuah fakta justru terkuak saat keduanya bertekad menikah tanpa sepengetahuan Frengky, ayah dari Zen Alensky. Siapa sebenarnya Alesya bagi Zen? Mengapa rasanya mustahil bagi keduanya untuk bersatu dalam ikatan pernikahan? Baca terus kisah Alesya & Zen sampai tamat!

Hari pertama Mia menempati rumah barunya, ia sudah dipertemukan dengan tetangga barunya yang membuat Mia kesal. Keesokan harinya, Mia kembali bertemu dengan pria yang ia temui semalam, namun sikap pria itu terlihat sangat berbeda padahal Mia yakin wajah pria yang ia temui sekarang ini adalah pria yang sama dengan yang ia temui semalam. Kali ini pria itu terlihat sangat ramah. Mia memilih menyembunyikan perasaan herannya selama beberapa hari. Beberapa hari kemudian, Mia dikejutkan dengan fakta kalau pria yang ditemuinya beberapa hari yang lalu memang bukan orang yang sama. Mereka adalah saudara kembar, nama mereka adalah Radit dan Rangga, dan yang ia temui pertama kali adalah Rangga. Sangat tidak terduga bagi Mia. Setelah saling mengenal selama beberapa minggu, Mia mulai tertarik dengan Rangga. Mia mulai mengirimkan sinyal pada Rangga kalau dirinya sedang tertarik dengannya karena sikap perhatiannya yang selalu ia tujukan pada Mia. Namun sesuatu yang sangat tidak terduga kembali terjadi dalam kehidupan Mia, yaitu fakta tentang Rangga yang sudah mempunyai kekasih tanpa sepengetahuan Mia, dan selama ini Rangga hanya menganggap Mia sebagai adiknya.

Walter Gray Arkinson is a simple guy who loves to perform. In his 18 years of existence, he never fell in love. He's scared to fall in love with anyone due to his traumatic experiences. His parents are both victims of arrange marriage, and his father constantly cheated. Until one day, he met Angelica Shane Gonzales. Ang mundo nyang tahimik naging sobrang makulay, pero paano kung magkaroon na naman sya nang napakadaming problema? They say that when you love, you must trust the one you love. But what if you trust too much and get broken? Will you still be able to trust again? kakayanin mo bang sabihin na "Sya Parin"? All Rights Reserved

Since she could remember, Cassie Smith had been in love with Nathan Greg. When she left home to attend a university two states away, they transitioned from being best friends in school to friends with benefits. Their once-a-month weekends were the pinnacle of her life, when he would fly in to see her and she would have him all to herself for the whole, uninterrupted weekend. Then he announced his impending marriage to her. Cassie had to take action to restore order since her idealized world was in danger of collapsing. She wanted to be the woman Nathan married and had a happy life with because she needed him in her life. She thus devised a scheme to interrupt the wedding and kidnap the groom. She later met Brian. In order to make the groom envious and aid her in calling off the wedding, Brian Colleen, the reclusive aviation Billionaire, promised to pose as her lover. She began to doubt her allegiance to Nathan as a result of his stunning green eyes and the way he made her feel when he touched her. He's also Nathan's stepbrother, incidentally. She couldn't deny that she felt something for Brian, but what would it indicate for her relationship with Nathan going forward? Should she continue on her current path and work for the happily ever after she had always envisioned with Nathan, or take a risk on a new relationship with Brian? Please dear readers, I want to inform you all that this story is in series and I will be uploading all of them in the story, thank you all.

Ling Yiran had been sentenced to three years in prison due to the car accident that killed the fiancée of Yi Jinli, the richest man in Shen City. When released from prison, she somehow ended up catching the attention of Yi Jinli. She kneeled on the ground and begged him, "Yi Jinli, can you let me go?" But he only smiled and said, "Sister, I will never let you go." It was said that Yi Jinli was completely indifferent to anyone and everyone, but for some reason, he did everything he could to please a sanitation worker girl who had been in prison for the past three years. However, the truth of the car accident that year had robbed her of all her love for him, and she ran away. Many years later, he begged her while on the ground, "Yiran, as long as you return by my side, I will do anything for you." But she only stared at him coldly and said, "Then, go die."

Bunga Edelweis Atmaja , 25 tahun“Aku jatuh cinta padanya saat pandangan pertama tetapi apa daya di matanya hanya ada kakakku tercinta.”Bunga berusaha mati-matikan mengikis rasa cintanya yang semakin tumbuh subur terhadap pria yang sering menjemput dan mengantar kakaknya kuliah dan bekerja. Kemudian pada suatu hari, dirinya beranikan diri untuk menyatakan cinta terhadap sang pemuda yang ternyata ditolak, karena beralasan sang pemuda sangat mencintai sang kakak. Akhirnya ia memutuskan untuk pergi dari rumah saat mengetahui kakaknya akan segera bertunangan dengan sang pemuda. Pergi ke belahan bumi lainnya guna menuntut ilmu dan menghapus rasa cinta itu. Suatu ketika ia harus kembali ke rumah dan menghadapi kenyataan yang ada di depannya.Sanggupkah, Bunga menolak pesona Arya Mahendra?

The moon goddess had a sense of humor for pairing Fiona with the devilish alpha behind all her struggles. Worst still, the devilish Alpha rejects her And just when she thinks her hopes of a fairytale love is crushed and she would live alone in her misery The powerful rival of her mate swoops into her life with sexy blue eyes and an unwavering interest and a burning passion for her. She is torn between the teeth of two powerful Alphas The one who refuses to claim her and the one who wants to consume her. But now Fiona has learned to fight dirty and would do anything to get the attention of her mate including getting her fingers into the deep and becoming a pawn for her so called mate. What she doesn't realize is that all along she is on the wrong side of the battle She is tangled in a steamy twist of betrayal, secrets, revenge, and love. With only one thing she on her mind; love. When the truth reveals can she forgive? Can true love triumph over revenge? And can one love the devil?

When Xeia entered Atienza's house, she entered their life as well. She met JD, her boss's nephew. They didn't get along at first, but as time went by, it changed. They felt like they had feelings for each other, but since she uncovered something about him, she kept distance from him. Until one day, he's nowhere to be found but thanks to DJ, she found him. They had conversation and just after a minute, she felt like as if heaven and earth had fallen on her. She didn't know what she should feel whether happy or sad. She just asked herself, why?

"Mama, is Uncle our Daddy?" Finn asked with a pout. Zora bent down so she was face to face with her son. She ran her fingers through his hair with a strained smile. "Then who is Papa? Which of them is our Daddy, Mama?" The little boy probed. "Uncle, Finn," Tears pooled in the woman's eyes. How was she to tell them? Just how was she to tell her kids who their Dad really was? "Papa is not Freya and your Daddy. Uncle is your Daddy," "But uncle made you cry, Mama. I don't want Uncle to be my new Papa," The boy replied and ran off. *** Four years later, Zora Walter was now a well known model with two kids and her boyfriend. She had to return to New York City because one of her children had cancer and she was referred to a hospital in NYC. What she didn't expect was to meet him, the father of her children again and what happens when the buried desires threaten to come alive again? Would Zora be able to handle being with Elliot especially now that she was in a serious relationship with Derek? How will Elliot react after realizing he has two beautiful kids? Would he leave his golden wife for his ex girlfriend and kids? Or would they decide to bury whatever they had and leave it that way?

Katie Megan Romero, a talented young theatre actress who fell in love with a talent producer. But what are they going to do if their relationship is being messed up with the bashers? Will they still fight or just leave each other behind?