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Katie Megan Romero, a talented young theatre actress who fell in love with a talent producer. But what are they going to do if their relationship is being messed up with the bashers? Will they still fight or just leave each other behind?

Hari pertama Mia menempati rumah barunya, ia sudah dipertemukan dengan tetangga barunya yang membuat Mia kesal. Keesokan harinya, Mia kembali bertemu dengan pria yang ia temui semalam, namun sikap pria itu terlihat sangat berbeda padahal Mia yakin wajah pria yang ia temui sekarang ini adalah pria yang sama dengan yang ia temui semalam. Kali ini pria itu terlihat sangat ramah. Mia memilih menyembunyikan perasaan herannya selama beberapa hari. Beberapa hari kemudian, Mia dikejutkan dengan fakta kalau pria yang ditemuinya beberapa hari yang lalu memang bukan orang yang sama. Mereka adalah saudara kembar, nama mereka adalah Radit dan Rangga, dan yang ia temui pertama kali adalah Rangga. Sangat tidak terduga bagi Mia. Setelah saling mengenal selama beberapa minggu, Mia mulai tertarik dengan Rangga. Mia mulai mengirimkan sinyal pada Rangga kalau dirinya sedang tertarik dengannya karena sikap perhatiannya yang selalu ia tujukan pada Mia. Namun sesuatu yang sangat tidak terduga kembali terjadi dalam kehidupan Mia, yaitu fakta tentang Rangga yang sudah mempunyai kekasih tanpa sepengetahuan Mia, dan selama ini Rangga hanya menganggap Mia sebagai adiknya.

Bunga Edelweis Atmaja , 25 tahun“Aku jatuh cinta padanya saat pandangan pertama tetapi apa daya di matanya hanya ada kakakku tercinta.”Bunga berusaha mati-matikan mengikis rasa cintanya yang semakin tumbuh subur terhadap pria yang sering menjemput dan mengantar kakaknya kuliah dan bekerja. Kemudian pada suatu hari, dirinya beranikan diri untuk menyatakan cinta terhadap sang pemuda yang ternyata ditolak, karena beralasan sang pemuda sangat mencintai sang kakak. Akhirnya ia memutuskan untuk pergi dari rumah saat mengetahui kakaknya akan segera bertunangan dengan sang pemuda. Pergi ke belahan bumi lainnya guna menuntut ilmu dan menghapus rasa cinta itu. Suatu ketika ia harus kembali ke rumah dan menghadapi kenyataan yang ada di depannya.Sanggupkah, Bunga menolak pesona Arya Mahendra?

One year ago, an innocent one-night-stand leaves her with the best gift of her life – a little surprise. Brittany gets her life together and moves on, creating a life for her baby. There is no room for men in her life or her bed. However, she bumps into the very man who wanted nothing to do with her, the man who had taken her all and left her broken, a man who she still desires more than she’d ever admit.

BE WITH YOU (TAGALOG) Lumaki si Adeline Pendleton sa isang mayamang pamilya. Nasa kanya ang lahat ng gusto ng isang tao sa buhay. Kayamanan, katanyagan, kagandahan, pera, mga damit na taga-disenyo, at mga masasarap na pagkain. Lahat, maliban sa lalaking mahal niya- si Drake Wright. Si Drake Wright ay ang tagapagmana ng Wright's Corporation. Sa kanyang murang edad, bumuo ang kanyang mga magulang ng isang imperyo na mamanahin niya balang araw. Okay ang lahat para sa kanya, hanggang sa nasangkot ang kanyang ama sa isang seryosong sitwasyon na nakaapekto sa kanilang kumpanya. Sinabihan siya ng kanyang mga magulang na malulugi ang kanilang kumpanya at ang tanging makakalutas sa kanilang problema ay dapat niyang pakasalan ang anak ng kanilang kaibigan- si Adeline Pendleton. Hindi niya gusto ang babae dahil ito ay masyadong walang muwang para sa kanya; naiinis siya sa presensya nito, at may mahal na siyang iba. Sa kasamaang palad, may malubhang karamdaman din ang kanyang ama at wala siyang magawa sa kanilang kumpanya kaya't humingi ito sa kanya ng pabor na ayusin ang problema para sa kanya. "Marry her, son. That's the only way. If you won't, maglalaho lahat ng sinakripisyo at ginawa namin ng ina mo para sa kumpanya natin." Sabi ng ama ni Drake habang nakahiga sa kanyang kama, hindi maigalaw ang kanyang mga kamay. Ano kaya ang mangyayari sa one-sided at broken marriage nina Drake at Adeline? Kakayanin kaya ni Adeline ang malupit na pagtrato at kayabangan ni Drake? Mabubuhay ba silang magkasama bilang mag-asawa nang walang pagmamahal at pagkakaintindihan? O mamumulaklak ang pag-ibig sa gitna ng bawat poot at hindi pagkakaunawaan?

“Dam, please. Please take my virginity.” Avery and Damian were best friends since high school, and Damian had a secret crush on her for years.Avery suffers from DID after her brother's death, and Damian will have to live with her in the college dorms to look after her. But them being roommates will change everything in their friendship, especially when Avery has to deal with three different personalities and her naive love for Nate Walker, Damian's worst rival.Can best friends become lovers?

Alpha Nathan Anderson of the Alphas. He is the only alpha that everyone is afraid of because of his bad character and also because he gets what he wants where and when he wants it. But not everything is successful, there is someone he could not have when she was barely eighteen, but now that he is twenty, he will do everything possible to have her in his hands no matter what.Twenty year old Booke Taylor, she is an extremely kind omega only to people who deserve her kindness. She cares a lot for her sisters, they are hers, her world, even if they are very small and do not know what happens around her. When she was eighteen she met the alpha of the alphas, but she practically ran into the arms of her mother, seeing how that man looked at her regardless of whether her parents were there. But after two years Nathan sees her again and will do everything possible to have her even if it is the hard way that he does not care he only wants to have her only for himself and for no one else.

Twelve years ago, Alita's parents got involved with the most powerful mafia don in Italy and got executed on a Christmas eve. She and her one day old brother were left to escape by the killer's son, whose blue eyes and dove tattoo seems to haunt Alita when ever she tries to sleep. Another killing took place and she happen to be the only witness. Not just that, the second killer eventually turns out to be the killer of her parents. Unfortunately, she had fallen in love him! If you happen to be in Alita's shoes, will you let love blind the urge or avenge your parents death?

~He felt chills run down his stomach but he wasn’t going to budge, His icy sliver eyes looked right back at her fierce green eyes "I don’t need your money!” He says and squeezes the cheque till it shredded, She glanced at the now torn cheque and back at him "Fine!” She muttered with disdain and attempted to jerk her arm free but he held on tighter “I will find you! And this time You will dance to my tune!" He says and she smirked "Wouldn’t you like to see that!" She says and jerked her arm free, Her eyes leaving his as she looked at Judy who seemed confused as to what she just witnessed Reed watched as Rielle walked back into her car and the car sped off. He meant every word, He will find her and she would dance to his tune!~ A Ruthless robber, A high class thief, The city of Cunningham's nightmare, Only interested in the wealth of the rich and famous, Born from a prostitute mother and mafia father. Causing havoc all over the city, Her victims do not have the privilege to see her face and for this she is called THE MASKED GIRL Detective Reed Parker, An handsome, smart and witty man with the looks to go with it, He graduated top of his class in the police academy. He is not only handsome but extremely intelligent too. He gets sent to Cunningham to solve the mystery behind the masked girl. Only that he would be solving more than the mystery of theft when matters of the heart surfaces. Would Rielle draw Reed into her life of crime and deceit? Or Would Reed make Rielle give up her life of crime ?

Madison breaks up with her cheating Rich boyfriend Xavier, on that same day her bestie decided to take her to a bar to feel better. madison gets drunk and had a one night stand with a smoking hot man, who's name and face she barely remembered. on getting home, Madison decided to treat all infection forgetting to prevent pregnancy. Madison finds herself pregnant but the problem is she can't remember the man she spent the night with and she isn't even sure who the actual father is, is it her one night stand or her ex boyfriend. what's the worst that could happen? now Madison has to make a choice to keep or remove the baby, which will she do? will she reunite with her ex boyfriend for the sake of the child? or will she look for her mysterious smoking hot one night stand? What happens when Madison finds out both her hot smoking one night stand and her ex boyfriend whom she still loves are best friends. So much drama, anger, love, revenge, plotting, hatred all in one triangle. What's crazy is does this one night stand destroys Madison's life or does it make it better?