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Kesalahan satu malam Bima beberapa tahun yang lalu, membuahkan janin di rahim wanita yang tidak ia kenal. Semula Bima tidak mengetahui hal itu sampai kemudian wanita itu datang ke meja prakteknya membawa seorang gadis kecil yang mengidap penyakit langka. Bima merasa benar-benar hancur dan terpukul ketika sejak melihat mata gadis kecil itu ia sudah sangat yakin bahwa gadis kecil itu adalah darah dagingnya, sebagian dari jiwanya. Lantas bagaimana dengan isterinya? Wanita yang sangat ia cintai namun belum bisa memberikan keturunan untuknya meskipun sudah empat tahun menikah? Dan perlukah Bima jujur pada Levina bahwa ia adalah laki-laki bejat yang memperkosanya dan meninggalkan dia begitu saja ketika Levina mabuk berat beberapa tahun yang lalu? Bagaimana kemudian nasib Anetta? Apakah dia bisa sembuh dari penyakit langkanya?

Having transferred from the elite Dawson College to a new public school, Liam Wyatt is the new student at Crawstar High. Handome, quiet, gets good grades and seems to have no interest in anything. Steve Reed is the ace of the football team at Crawstar High. Good looks, popular, rich parents and g

BLURB: Judge Elias Reid Perez Salviejo; virgin wrecker, innocent hooker. Walang humihindi sa kaniya. He could easily capture every woman's heart regardless of their age because of his cool personality. Pero wala siyang sineseryoso. Para sa kaniya, tama na ang isang gabing puno ng aliw at pantasya. Vhanessa Anne Dizon; old maid at palaging kinakantyawang malapit na sa expiration. Ang masaklap pa, isa siya sa mga babaeng tinaguriang NBSB, o no boyfriend since birth. Hindi sa takot siyang magmahal, ayaw niya lang na maiwan sa bandang huli. Ngunit, nang pagkatuwaan si Vhanessa ng dalawang kaibigan, hindi niya akalaing mahuhulog siya sa kamay ni Elias. Ang lalaking ni sa hinagap ay hindi niya pingarap.

She’s texting him her heart. But she’s got the wrong number… When Isabel “El” Watson applied for a sales job with her company, she had no idea a jelly donut would explode on her blouse, or that her grumpy boss would practically laugh her out of the interview. Accountants could be salespeople, she was sure of it, even if that jerkface didn’t think so. So when a lady at the local wine festival offers her a sales job on the spot at a new boutique winery, El jumps at the chance. She also jumps at the chance to text with the guy who danced with her at the festival. Life was finally looking up. Boston’s friend, Chad, never should have given Boston’s number to the girl at the wine festival as a joke, but the damage was done. When El sends Boston a text later that night, believing he is Chad, he’s too nice to hurt her feelings by telling her the truth. But there are a few other truths Boston might have thought about: Truth #1: He’s her boss Truth #2: She just accepted a job at his mother’s new winery Truth #3: He’s always had a crush on her Even though Boston is no longer El’s grumpy boss, they still work together at his mom’s winery. And while sparks are flying as they get to know each other for real, El’s kind of sweet on the guy who always seems to know just what to say via text too. Obviously, things will come to a head. Will Boston come clean about the flirty texts being from him? Or will El figure out on her own that she’s been Texting With the Enemy?

“คืนนั้นฉันนอนกับเค้าเพราะต้องการแค่ลูก ใครจะไปคิดว่าเค้าจะตามหาฉันจนเจอแล้วสั่งให้ฉันทำร้ายลูกในท้องตัวเองเล่า ไอ้มาเฟียบ้าฉันจะทำยังไงกับเค้าดี” “ทำให้เค้ารักแกไง” กลิ่นชวาก็แค่อยากจะมีลูกเพื่อให้พ้นการถูกแม่เลี้ยงจับตัวไปใช้หนี้เท่านั้น คืนนั้นเธอต้องการแค่ลูก ไม่ได้คิดว่าชีวิตจะพลิกผันจนได้มาอยู่ท่ามกลางมาเฟียใจดำที่ไม่อยากให้ลูกเธอเกิดมา เพื่อนเธอก็ช่างหาเป้าหมายมาให้ถูกคนเสียจริง ชีวิตวาดิมมันเต็มไปด้วยอันตรายรอบด้าน แค่เอาชีวิตตัวเองให้รอดไปวันๆ ยังยาก หากจะต้องมีจุดอ่อนให้ศัตรูทำลายเขาก็ต้องรีบกำจัด ใครจะไปคิดว่าการนอนกับผู้หญิงที่ถูกใจแค่คืนเดียวจะทำให้เขามีปัญหาตามมาจนปวดหัว

Josie has always liked Jake from high school, her high school crush is back in town and now a master chef, rekindling her feelings for Jake, Josie is determined to make him notice her. Will Jake notice her and accept her feelings for him?, does he feel the same way as she does?. Josie wants to get an answer to this questions and so her plans to finding true love begins..

IIn the heart of Russo Enterprises and UCLA, a fascinating story unfolds. Meet the enigmatic Dante Russo, the youngest CEO and eligible bachelor, along with his charming and warm-hearted younger brother, Matteo Russo. Dante's structured life takes an unexpected turn when he encounters a mysterious brunette who challenges his established rules. Meanwhile, Matteo's life undergoes a transformation as he unexpectedly falls for his sister's roommate. Olivia, the central figure, becomes the key to a story that explores the boundaries of passion and the power of destiny. Dive into a narrative filled with charm, mysteries, and an unpredictable dance of fate. Follow these characters as they navigate through love, loyalty, and unexpected turns.

George caught Sigrid's boyfriend sleeping with his fiancee. To punish his fiancee, George said that Sigrid is going to be his bride, or her family would go bankrupt! Sigrid had no choice but to say, yes. What's worse, it's just a contract marriage! But she didn't want this kind of fake love at all. Though she tried to get rid of him, she gradually discovered his charm and tenderness. Day by day, she got his endless love, and she became the apple of his eye. Maybe it would be fine to stay by his side. She thought so. But all of the sweetness ended on that day...she found the secret of their contract marriage...

(Jackson Gray's Story) Mereya was unable to face her long-term partner after a one-night mistake. She slept with a stranger whom she thought was her boyfriend, and it happened to be Jackson Gray, the town's hottest bachelor! Worse, she became pregnant as a result of one dark night! The next morning, she was kidnapped by the father of her child. Things heat up when Jackson asks for her hand in exchange of the truth—the truth about her father's death, the truth about her boyfriend's fiancee, and the truth about her real identity! "Marry me, and I will free you from all the lies and pain; be my queen, and let us destroy them together," Jackson murmured solemnly as he caressed Mereya's body. They thought everything's fine until nights became darker. Mapaninindigan ba nila ang pagmamahalang nabuo dahil sa mga pagkakamali o maghihiwalay sila ng landas na parang hindi sila nagkakilala kailanman? -------- GRAY SERIES 1 ONE NIGHT LOVE (TAGALOG) BOOK 1, 2 and 3 - COMPLETED GRAY SERIES 2 ONE NIGHT DARKER (TAGALOG) - COMPLETED GRAY SERIES 3 LONGING FOR MY EX-WIFE'S RETURN - COMPLETED

Nihara decides to start her life anew in Berlin, determined to overcome the betrayal she experienced shortly before her wedding. With a strong focus on her career, she seeks professional success and intends to avoid any emotional entanglements. However, fate has other plans when Nihara meets Tobias Bernstorf, a charming and friendly man who awakens deep feelings within her. Despite her resistance, true love seems destined to bring their paths together. Yet, the scars of the past threaten their future. Will Nihara find the courage to allow this new love to heal her wounds and lead her to a fulfilling and passionate life?