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Bagi Zara move on memang bukan suatu hal yang bisa dikendalikan. Terlebih pada pesona Revi Geano, seorang lelaki tampan yang telah ia cintai selama 5 tahun dan telah memiliki kekasih. Dilema, Zara semakin ingin move on dari rasa cintanya yang tak terbalaskan. Hingga seorang lelaki yang merupakan wakil CEO dari Revi Geano datang menuruti permintaan almarhum Ayahnya untuk menikahi Zara. Seolah mencintainya, Revi kembali melambungkan Zara dengan segala perhatiannya. Lantas mampukah Zara move on dari pesona Revi? Atau bisakah ia menerima kehadiran Gerald untuk menjadi pasangannya? Simak cerita Zara selengkapnya.

Jatuh cinta pada pandangan pertama, membuat Merlinda terobsesi mendapatkan sosok Moses De Luca—pria berdarah Italia—yang terkenal enggan menjalin hubungan serius. Billionaire tampan yang sering berpetulangan cinta itu dikejar oleh sosok wanita cantik yang merupakan sosok berbeda. Merlinda Alejandro—seorang putri dari gembong narkoba besar di Meksiko. Harusnya dia sadar bahwa dia salah telah mengejar sang billionaire tampan itu. Namun, obsesi dan cinta telah menyatu sampai membuatnya tetap mengejar Moses—hingga membuat pria yang dia cintai itu harus kerap berada di ambang bahaya. Lantas, bagaimana kelanjutan kisah Moses dan Merlinda? Dua orang yang berbeda dunia. Merlinda terbiasa berkumpul dengan komplotan penjahat, sedangkan Moses terbiasa berkumpul dengan para taipan. Mampukah mereka bersatu? *** Follow me on IG: abigail_kusuma95

Ang pamilya Tengco ay may dalawang anak na babae. Ang kanilang bunsong anak na babae. Si Brianna Tengco, ay kilala sa kanyang kagandahan. May tsismis na hindi mailarawan ang ganda niya. Gayunpaman, ang panganay na anak na babae ng pamilya Tengco, si Heile Tengco, ay may mababang IQ mula noong siya ay bata pa at nagsimula lamang siyang magsalita noong siya ay anim taong gulang. Itinuring siya ng kanyang mga magulang bilang isang pasanin habang tinatrato siya ng labas ng mundo bilang isang katatawanan. Gayunpaman, walang nakakaalam na si Heile ay may tunay na kakaibang katalinuhan na nahuling nabuo. Pagkatapos, nabuntis si Heile sa hindi malaman dahilan. Apat na buwan sa kanyang pagbubuntis, pinilit siya ng kanyang mga magulang na pakasalan ang pinakamayamang lalaki sa City, ang pamilyang Bueno. Ang mga usapan ay ang kanyang asawa ay isang matandang lalaki na paralisado sa kama mula noong edad na walo. Sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon, nang magpakasal si Heile sa pamilya Bueno, nalaman niyang hindi lang matanda ang kanyang asawa, guwapo rin ito. Siya ang Young Master ng pamilya Bueno na hinangaan ng lahat— si Kerr Bueno.

"Doesn't it bother you?" I blurted out right there and then, having been asking myself that question since the night we slept together. I was curious, but I'd been obviously avoiding him. "What? That you're the heir to the Siren-" "That I'm trans," I said. I could care less about what he think of me being a Sirenio by blood. "T-That I'm a trans...man," "Does it bother you that I'm bisexual?" he asked me. I hadn't expected that response. Not when I'm having mixed feelings about all of this. "Does it?" he probed, closing what's left of the space between. His scent and warmth envelopes me as I'm caged between him and the sink. I shook my head. "Use your words, Miles," he said running his finger over my bottom lip. I shuddered at the sensation it brought to my body. "You were so good with those, that night," I sucked in a sharp breath. I looked away, and his touch disappeared immediately. "It was a mistake," I whispered, my heart racing. "What...happened was a-" "I don't do mistakes, Miles," Mr Stark said guiding my eyes back to his. "You should know that by now," I let out a shaky breath when his thumb found my bottom lip again. "Does it bother you that I want to fuck you right now?"

Kiara perempuan berumur 22 tahun harus mendapati dirinya diselingkuhi oleh calon suaminya, kenyataan yang lebih pahit, ia melihat sendiri keponkannyalah yang menjadi orang ketiga di dalam lingkaran hubungan mereka. “Jangan mendekat. Kalian berdua begitu menjijikan!” pekiknya. Dalam suatu malam. Kiara membuka mata. Ia begitu terkejut mendapati dirinya berada di dalam kungkungan penjara, dan ternyata dirinya telah dijual oleh paman dan keponakannya sendiri. Dan pada saat itu juga. Kiara bersumpah! Ia akan membuat hidup orang-orang yang menyakitinya mati secara perlahan, dan mengenaskan. Tentunya dengan bantuan dari tuan pembelinya. “Nona muda Mauren sepertinya kamu harus mengganti sedikit uangku dengan tubuhmu ...” “Apa kamu setuju?” Lanjut bab^^

"Take my life but don't ruin my soul, please... I...I am a widow, " Tears streamed down from her eyes watching that sinister man hovering over her and she softly hissed, when he slightly pressed the tip of the knife against her chin. "I didn't take your husband's life in front of your own eyes so that I could let you go, " And her gaze got befuddled when she had found him to wipe the that knife against those tears in the corner of her eyes which made her fear to engulf her more vigorously because she thought he was going to pierce it into her skin because she had seen him taking uncountable number of lives with no remorse. She again shut her lashes and waited to feel the sharp pain of her skin penetration but in the very next second, she felt the knife to get apart from her skin and warm drops of liquid falling on her lips and her eyes got opened when that liquid proceeded inside her parted lips and her tongue felt that metallic taste and see saw his palm bleeding. She teared up like a child by watching his soul quivering smirk. "Leave me.. Lea..." Her words got stucked into her throat when she felt his palm to grab her jaw which made her stirred and then she looked into his flaming darken eyes with her redden watery ones and her body turned numb ,feeling his palm getting inside her panties whereas, her eyes never stopped shedding tears . "Why? " That question fell out from her mouth which was reeking over her whole existence that why . Why she was going to endure all of that and why she was fated to get ruined by him ? "BECAUSE I AM INSANE FOR YOU " *DARK ROMANCE*

A medical report shows me my husband's true colors. I've been diagnosed with late-stage stomach cancer. Yet, my husband gives our life savings to someone else. I lunge at him to take my anger out on him, but he shoves me to the floor. "Lillian needs the money to open up a shop, you madwoman! So what if I've given her the money? "You have late-stage stomach cancer, so it's the end of the line for you! Why are you trying to compete with someone who has a long life ahead when you already have one foot in the grave? You can't expect Mom and I to lose everything because of you, right?" I sit dazedly on the floor. I've never found him more unfamiliar. After that, I sneak all my wedding gifts out, wanting to sell them for money. However, I'm told they're all fakes. My husband sneers. "I'm glad I had the foresight to switch them out for the real deal. You would've taken all the money if not for that!" Later, the hospital called to say there was an issue with their system. The names on the medical reports were wrongly indicated. I ask my husband, "Why are you competing with someone who has a long life ahead when you already have one foot in the grave?"

Apa jadinya jika seorang gadis mengaku hamil pada kedua orang tuanya hanya demi mendapatkan restu?! Ya, Karina yang masih duduk di bangku SMA nekat mengatakan kepada kedua orang tuanya bahwa dirinya sedang berbadan dua. Hal itu ia lakukan hanya demi mendapatkan restu dari kedua orang tuanya agar dirinya bisa menjalin hubungan dengan sang kekasih, namun semua yang terjadi nyatanya tidak seperti yang diinginkannya karena kedua orang tuanya justru menikahkan dirinya dengan seorang duda kaya bernama Satria yang tinggal di sebuah pedesaan. Masa iya Karina yang masih belia dan terbiasa hidup di kota besar, akan menikahi seorang duda yang tinggal di pedesaan?

Alexander a wealthy bad boy falls in love with his maid, Bella, and starts to change. But their love is threatened by an opposition, Sophia who wants to marry Alexander for the sake of his wealth. She manipulates her way to marry Alexander by blackmailing him with his awful past, but his heart still remains with his true love, Bella. Now, Alexander has to strive to get rid of Sophia and reunite with his love.

Hindi inasahan ni Laura na may epekto pa rin sa kanya si Lance makalipas ng mahigit isang taon na hindi nila pagkikita. Napagtanto niya iyon nang muli silang magkita sa wedding rehearsal ng mga kaibigan nila at nang masundan pa ang mga pagkikita nila. Hindi man naging opisyal ang relasyon nila, si Lance ang unang lalaking totoong minahal niya pero bigla na lamang na naputol ang komunikasyon nila. Nalaman na lamang ni Laura na inagaw nito ang girlfriend ng best friend nito. Sinubukan ni Laura na iwasan si Lance dahil siguradong magugulo lang nito ang maayos niyang buhay kapag muli silang nagkalapit. Pero hindi siya nagtagumpay dahil tila sinasadya ng pagkakataon na magkasama sila. Eventually, Lance asked her for a second chance. Pumayag naman si Laura. Ang akala niya ay wala na silang magiging problema, pero natuklasan niya ang malaking kasalanan na nagawa sa kanya ni Lance.