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My usually cold and distant wife shared a bowl of soup with her newly joined colleague. Surprisingly, I felt calm, even as I brought up divorce. She sneered at me, "Don't be ridiculous. I'm exhausted. He's just a colleague of mine." "Even if we're married, you have no right to interfere with what I do with my colleagues." "If that's what you think, then I can't help you." When I actually put the divorce papers in front of her, she flew into a rage. "Ryan, do you think the Wagners were still what they used to be? You're nothing without me!"

"Jadilah menantuku, aku berhutang nyawa padamu!" pinta seorang nyonya kaya, di mana ia terselamatkan dari sebuah kecelakaan yang hampir menewaskan dirinya pada seorang gadis muda nan cantik. Gadis yang menjadi malaikat penolongnya. Permintaan itu tak pernah ada di dalam benak sang putra, Arsaka, namanya. Dia sudah memiliki seorang kekasih. Apakah yang akan terjadi jika pernikahan keduanya tetap berlangsung meski tanpa ada cinta di dalamnya? Apakah mereka akan tetap bertahan atau memilih saling melepaskan?

Emillia Lucille has everything. Money, looks, fame, family. You name it, she has it. Her luxury is never ending, so is her career as a model in an international agency owned by her father. Many envy her. Many tried to be her, but they failed. She is invincible. With her cold heart and charming look, she became the person every man and woman wanted and hated at the same time. But everything changed when she received a photo from an anonymous sender. A photo she ought to keep until she dies. A photo that can harm not only her career but also herself. A photo that will reunite her with her lost self and its acquaintances. Will she be able to reconnect to the past and fight the situation she was fated to face? Or will she be forever locked from it? And just like it, will she remain so far away?

The tale of college girl who was orphaned for a sad reason struggled to pay her tuition. She got a job as a nanny of twins to a widowed mother. The family was rich and influential. There was a ball. Lathrina Mevens aka Lacey was forced to attend. She danced with the prince and ran when the clock stuck twelve. Sounds familiar right? Not quite. Lacey would rather die than wear the crown and it turns out that the Royal Family has many darks secrets than Lacey is willing to be involved in.

Dewi Revia Ananta. Required to return to the head office after previously becoming the head of a subsidiary outside Java. This is because of the special task of the central leadership to accompany the new leadership, after the transfer of power in the company. Ironically, it turns out that the new head of the company, a handsome, singular and humble man, is a man that Revia really doesn't want to see again, and even hates him very much. Yunan Ardian Dewangga. Even though they had attended the same high school. However, there was an unfinished story between the two of them. In order to avoid Yunan, Revia tries to change herself into someone who is far from her true personality. Until they create friction when they meet.

Aditya merasa nyaman dengan Sarah. Sayangnya ibunya tidak setuju karena perbedaan latar belakang. Ibunya lebih suka menjodohkan Aditya dengan Intan, gadis belia yang sudah dianggap keluarga. Padahal, sejak lama Aditya tak menyukai Intan. Setiap bertemu dengannya, bawaannya emosional. Anehnya, seluruh keluarganya terus menerus memuji gadis itu, hingga membuat Aditya makin jengah. Akan kah dia menerima Intan sebagai jodohnya? Yuk ikuti kisahnya...

Melarikan diri dari pernikahan yang dipaksakan tak membuat Gracia Dandelion terlepas dari masalah begitu saja. Dia melarikan diri ke negara lain dan malah bertemu dengan seorang ibu hamil di jalanan. Grace membantu ibu itu melahirkan tanpa adanya tenaga medis di jalan tersebut. Namun, wanita terse

"You tell me you don't want me, and you are this wet for me?" I rasped, as I pushed my fingers deeper, plunging harder in and out of her, liking how restless I was making her. "What is the point of wanting you when I can't have you?" ******* After a hot one night stand with the sexy Billionaire, Ethan Howells, Chloe discovered that she was pregnant for him. She decided to keep the baby a secret from him when she found out that he had a fiancee. But years later, when her daughter fell ill, she found herself running back to the billionaire's doorstep. But things wasn't too simple this time around, as she found herself having complicated feelings for this man that belonged to another, a man she cannot have.

Zara seorang gadis muda yang menyandang Gelar Dr. Di usia muda. Setelah kelulusannya dari Universitas London, Zara diminta pulang kembali ke Indonesia oleh sang Ayah yang justru sudah menyiapkan pernikahan dengan seorang Pria dari keluarga ternama. Dia pikir keputusannya tepa untuk menerima lamaran itu, namun ketika jelas tahu bahwa diantara mereka hanyalah sebuah hubungan yang dilandasi kesepakatan bahwa Zara harus memberikan penerus untuk keluarga itu. Sampai badai itu terjadi membuat Zara harus memilih melanjutkan hidup tanpa anaknya atau bertahan untuk anak yang tidak memilih dirinya, namun justru memilih untuk hidup dengan gemilang Harta yang disediakan keluarga ayahnya untuk dirinya. Membuat anak Zara memutuskan memilih sang ayah dari pada ibunya sendiri. Bagaimana Zara harus menjalani hidupnya?

“What do you think you're doing, Xander?!” Hardin shouted. “Get your filthy hands off my wife.” He charged at us, slapping Xander's hands off my waist. Xander chuckled dryly. “What the hell do you mean, your wife? You seem to be a hella drunk baby, brother. She's mine!” ******* The only man she has ever had eyes for wasn't who she thought he was. The beauty she found was indeed a beast. He ripped her heart apart by cheating with her own sister on their wedding day. Her parents abandoned her and made her sister get married to her fiance for selfish reasons. She decided to have sex with his brother, a billionaire, all for revenge. He makes her a deal; carry my baby and I'll help you get your revenge. Will it all be worth it or will she be faced with even more trouble when Xander Rivera returns?