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The tale of college girl who was orphaned for a sad reason struggled to pay her tuition. She got a job as a nanny of twins to a widowed mother. The family was rich and influential. There was a ball. Lathrina Mevens aka Lacey was forced to attend. She danced with the prince and ran when the clock stuck twelve. Sounds familiar right? Not quite. Lacey would rather die than wear the crown and it turns out that the Royal Family has many darks secrets than Lacey is willing to be involved in.

"Don't underestimate me!" She growled, pressing the knife against his neck on their wedding night. "Don't mistake my kindness for my weakness." "You look so hot pinning me against the wall and the knife pressing me against my neck," he smirked. ˚ ༘✶ ⋆｡˚ ⁀➷ Weylin Turner, the vicious leader of the mafia organization 'The Black Panther' returned to England after fifteen years. At a party, he learned that his marriage was already fixed with the daughter of one of the most powerful mafia organizations in England. But on the day of the marriage, the bride didn't appear. To save his father's face, he immediately ordered his subordinates to find a bride for him. Suddenly his eyes fell on Garaine Jones, a cheerful caregiver at an orphanage. He couldn't help but take advantage of the situation. Finding her weakness, he compelled her to become his bride. To his surprise, she agreed to his terms and conditions easily. Little did he know that Garaine Jones wasn't some ordinary woman as he thought. She was something beyond his imagination. Did the predator himself become prey while chasing his fantasies?

Sky panik saat mendapati Summer, putri kecilnya, menghilang. Siapa sangka, balita berusia empat tahun itu ternyata pergi untuk menghentikan lamaran Louis Harper, cinta pertama sekaligus sahabat lama ibunya. Summer tidak setuju jika Louis menikah dengan orang lain. Ia ingin Louis menikahi Sky dan menjadi ayahnya! Melihat kegigihan sang putri, Sky menjadi bimbang. Haruskah ia memaksa putrinya untuk pulang dengan kekecewaan? Atau ia harus turut memperjuangkan Louis dengan mengungkap rahasia besar yang selama ini ia simpan rapat-rapat ... tentang siapa ayah Summer yang sebenarnya?

An accident made Snow Cecy the most hated person of her husband. She was imprisoned and gave birth to a child in prison. After she was released from prison, it was her husband's crazy revenge and betrayal that met her and her children. Snow Cecy thought that one day she could wait for the truth to come out, but she only waited for a paper of incurable medical treatment. On the day of diagnosis, Vicdor Blake held his sweetheart and said to her, "you'd better die now. Don't hinder me from marrying Leyi!" At this moment, Snow Cecy finally understood what it means to die like ashes. In the fire, Snow Cecy held her child and had nothing to miss in this world. And when all the truth is revealed,Vicdor is almost tortured into a madman by remorse holding the ashes of the two people. Three years later, a person suffering from a terminal illness has become a famous doctor that is hard to find. However, the president has tortured himself to the death. Snow Cecy nestled in another man's arms and looked at Vicdor coldly. Even if you die now, it has nothing to do with me.

Sebenarnya Yolan ragu kisah ini akan selalu ia pendam atau tidak. Tapi sejauh ini Yolan belum menceritakan kepada siapa pun kecuali .... Berawal dari saat Yoka Abangnya akan mencari kerja usai setahun wisudanya. Kenalan Mamanya ingin memasukkan kerja Yoka di perusahaan tempatnya bekerja dengan syarat harus berbaik-baik pada pimpinannya--menjil*t. Yoka yang ingin bisa bekerja karena kemampuannya, menolak tawaran kenalan sang Mama. Tapi, Hananti malah marah pada Yoka dan membela Jaya Kumara, 'kenalannya.' Hananti kemudian sering membahas Jaya Kumara seperti personal branding di depan Suami dan anak-anaknya. Yolan dan Papanya--Wistara mulai curiga. Suatu hari Yolan punya kesempatan mengecek ponsel Mamanya. Semua rahasia ada di messenger itu. Rahasia perselingkuhan Mamanya dengan Jaya Kumara. Sudah sejauh apa hubungan mereka? Ternyata Mamanya sudah menjalin hubungan terlarang kurang lebih selama satu tahun dengan Jaya Kumara. Yolan pun bertekad akan mengakhiri hubungan Mamanya dengan Jaya Kumara melalui caranya sendiri. Tidak perlu menceritakan pada Papa dan dua saudaranya, apalagi meminta bantuan. Selain berhasil menjebak Jaya Kumara selingkuhan selingkuhan Mamanya, Yolan juga berhasil membuat kesepakatan dengan anak Jaya Kumara Yang dijodohkan dengannya. Lalu bagaimana dengan tanggapan Papanya Yolan. Apa dia tahu sepak terjang istrinya yang sudah menyelingkuhinya? Atau malah benar-benar tidak tahu? Lalu bagaimana cara Yolan menjebak Jaya Kumara selingkuhan Mamanya itu? Apakah Yolan tetap memendam semuanya atau dia menceritakan kepada Abang dan Kakaknya? Yuk simak kisah yang sangat seru ini. Tentang hubungan Rose dan Yoni yang juga melakukan hubungan terlarang. Ada hubungan apa antara Rose dan Yoni Kakak Yolan dengan sahabatnya itu? Makin seru saat ternyata Sabda Perkasa memiliki Kakak laki-laki bernama Sandi yang kemudian juga menyukai Yolan. Ending yang sangat memporak porandakan saat kita membacanya. Yuk lanjut baca sampai TAMAT kisah seru ini Guys. Happy reading ya. Love you all Berhasilkah Yolan dengan misi itu?

Having a baby will only ruin her body and her career. After Nate kept on pestering Quinn about having a baby, she couldn’t, she didn’t want to get pregnant. Adoption was never an option for her until she found her long lost friend. After so much pestering, she agreed to carry the baby for Nate. Nate, having the chance to lay with his crush, used the opportunity to get back with her. He looked for ways to make Paige stay with him for long, making Quinn angry and jealous. Will Quinn be able to hide her jealousy for long? Will Nate find out the secret Quinn is hiding from him?

Di dunia ini, hanya ada dua orang yang memanggil Maya dengan Lia. Pertama, jelas orang tuanya. Kedua, entahlah, Maya tidak ingin berurusan dengan orang ini lagi. Sampai kapan pun! Maya kaget ketika seorang anak perempuan memanggilnya mama. Bagai berkaca pada dirinya sendiri di masa kecil. Astaga! Bahkan wajah mereka berdua mirip! Tapi Maya lebih tahu dirinya belum menikah. Status itu sangat jelas tertampang di KTP dan tidak bisa dimanipulasi. Bisma bertanya-tanya, bisa jadi 'kan Maya kawin lebih dulu? Ini gila! Batinnya bergejolak. Maya marah, terjungkal, mengernyitkan dahi memikirkannya. Di tengah kebingungan itu, ayah si anak lebih membuatnya kaget. Apakah Maya telah melewatkan kejadian besar dalam hidupnya? *Arumanis2023

Love? No, rather a game of convenience. Sophia Whyte is the victim of a cruel hoax, forced into becoming the contract wife of famous billionaire, Noah Milton. She can’t escape, overwhelmed by her crippling debt and her mother’s debilitating condition. After being bullied by Noah’s girlfriend and entire family, she is humiliated and kicked out of the Milton mansion as they no longer have use for her. Five years later, she returns, now a mother of the sole heirs to the Milton wealth. All she feels is hate and a need for revenge. All Noah feels is love, he starts to creep into her heart, one gift at a time. What will she do once she start to feel the same?

"Kamu harus menikah, Asa. Nggak mungkin kan kamu melajang selamanya?" Angkasa Nirada Tanaka atau yang biasa dipanggil Asa, terdiam mendengar apa yang akan diucapkan oleh mamanya. Pada sang ayah, Asa mungkin masih bisa berkelit. Tapi mamanya adalah seseorang yang menyelamatkan hidupnya dari kubangan kenangan kelam bersama sang ibu kandung. Mana berani ia melawan padanya? "Ya udah, nanti aku akan menikah. Kalau jodohku udah turun dari langit." "Tenang aja, kamu nggak usah nunggu jodohmu jatuh dari langit. Biar Mama yang carikan." Dan begitulah... awal mulanya jodoh Asa berada di tangan mamanya. [Cerita orangtua Asa bisa dibaca di buku: Cinta Satu Malam dengan Berondong] [Buku ini bisa dibaca terpisah dari kisah orangtua Asa]

Rose went out to party at a club with her friends for successfully finishing college. There, she met a mysterious and aloof man called Rael and they had a one nightstand. She became accidentally pregnant. With no parents or money to care for herself and her pregnancy, she left with Rael, a man she barely knew. But what would become of her when she realized that she just signed herself up for danger?