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When Emma Heather's marriage finally proven to have been worthless to her lying cheating ex runaway husband Zach, Heather found less will to live a appropriate life.Tobi Williams a young, rich, and heartbroken man who just found out his 7years relationship with the famous Anna Cole has been a lie, she's been sleeping with her so called manager and showed less remorse even when he found out.Nature accidentally brought Tobi and Emma together while both wasn't ready for what awaits them.Would two broken heart make I right?

This story is about a doctor, two patients, and maybe, just maybe,  Dragons. Jane Richards is a 30-year-old psychiatrist who has been married twice and dumped many times. She gave up on love and decided to focus on her carrier as a psychiatrist. While caring for the patients of the small town's mental health facility, she meets James and Philip O'Connor. James and Philip are brothers who suddenly had a mental meltdown trying to fly. They claim they are dragon princes. The problem with their claim is that they were born in that town. Spending a lot of time with Jane, their Psychiatrist, they begin a secret affair which would lead to a world of pleasures and wonders and might lead to a hidden world right under their noses. *Warning* Book is rated 18+ because it contains Language, Nudity, Violence and Sensual contents. If you are uncomfortable about certain things and are conservative then this might not be the pick for you. You can read Blood and Moon which is a milder book of mine. Otherwise enjoy my steamy imagination. Thank you for understanding.

Athena Delos Reyes is a nineteen year old lady born in a poor family. All that she desires in her heart is to break free from the bondage of poverty. At the age of 11, she witnessed the death of her mother. Consequently, being the eldest daughter, Athena has a responsibilty to be a mother also. For she has a younger sister- Abby. Sadly, the young girl seeks for mother's love. Therefore, Athena's obligation has doubled. She thinks every possible way to land a job but life has been hard for her. It's a sunny afternoon, when she met the love of her life- Elijah Samaniego.They met in a very unusual way. People think they met in a dating app or parties. However, Athena's recklessness brought her to encounter this man. The supposed to be accident turned out to be the beginning of their love story. Elijah, at a first glance can passed as a GQ model. Not only that he seems loads of money but also has a good heart. Fortunately, the man is also attracted to Athena during their first encounter. Coincidentally, he is also a professor to the University attended by Athena. Funny thing is he's the professor of the young lady. Hence, although a student-teacher is forbidden Elijah still pursue her. At first, Athena seems hesitant but her hunger for freedom has blinded her. Therefore, even though she is clueless about Elijah's whole existence, Athea said her yes. The young girl feels that she's been living above the clouds ever since she met him. However, five years had passed but Elijah is still secretive. His love is consistent but transparency is absent. Therefore, Athena decided to conduct an investigation. Without the knowledge of her bestfriend- Bobby. What will be her discovery? and Is she really saved?

Gavin Hugh is the son of George Hugh and Samantha Hugh. He practically runs his father's company and aims at becoming the CEO of the company soon. In order to achieve his goal he had to marry Arianna Owen, a model and influencer and daughter to his dad's best friend, whom his dad had arranged his marriage with. Gavin dislikes her as he thinks she married him for his wealth and shares no intimacy with her. When Arianna after 5 years couldn't handle the loneliness she feels,decided to pilot her marriage in her own which includes seducing her husband to touch her.

Betrayed by his Alpha boyfriend, Ricky an Omega, also died by an accident caused by his boyfriend. When he really thought he died, he suddenly opened his eyes to find himself in the future time with a new body owned by Daveryl Ortega, a senior high student who haven't differentiated yet so his parents think he's a Beta. And not only that, the boyfriend who betrayed him in his previous life, is the father of Jobel Lopez, the alpha who was the reason why his parents in his new life died. Revenge is now in his hands, especially that his new guardian, the boss of his late parents, Jamie Razon, is the number one richest man in the country. And a dominant Alpha. The only problem is that, when Jaime is in his rut, he accidentally marked someone that he doesn't remember who. Until Ziana Lopez said, she was the one who he marked, and he have to take responsibility by protecting her from her family's enemy. Daveryl ally became his enemy, and his real enemy wants to be his ally. Is just that, there's no secrets that never been discovered. Especially when Daveryl suddenly changed his secondary gender.

Dr. Lori Johnson finds herself in the middle of a series of weird turn events. Though she was the one people relied on but in this she had to rely on a stranger. A mysterious man who likes the shadows but who was the best at what he did. The two crash into each other with a bang and they find something worthwhile.

Nadella Paramita harus terjebak ke dalam perasaan terlarang pada Raka Milan, seorang pria yang sudah dia anggap kakaknya sendiri. Meskipun seorang playboy, Raka sangat baik terhadap Della. Dia kerap membantu Della. Suatu ketika Raka yang cinta mati dengan Verona, kakak sepupu Nadella merasa patah hati ketika gadis itu akan menikahi wanita lain. Di saat sedang putus asa dan hancur dia justru tanpa sengaja membuat kesalahan pada Nadella dan membuat kisah rumit diantara keduanya. Dan pada akhirnya Della harus hidup di tengah-tengah Raka dan para wanitanya Ketika takdir menyatukan, justru cinta yang memisahkan.

My husband Victor was chatting with his 'Miss Idea' Shane, again. And I, his actual wife, stood aside like an invisible piece of dust, unnoticed by anyone. I've tried every effort to win Victor's eyes, but all Shane had to do was stand there, and she'd already won. I wonder if I'd be even in the running for a list of “The Most Important Women to Victor Thorn." I had been married to my husband for five years. But he didn't love me. Now I got pregnant, would he love me for real? Obviously, the answer is no. So I made an important decision, for me and my baby, I want a divorce. But right after I divorced my husband, he started to regret it. And he wanted me to come back to him. At the same time, I was surprised to realize that his elder brother was changing my life.

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Qamaria "Aria" Martin has everything every girl would want in high school life. She is ready to face any challenges college life will throw on her way, but one night changes everything for her. She thought monsters were just myths used to scare them when they were kids, not until she discovered she is one of them. Would she be able to overcome the changes in her life she never thought would happen? Or will she let it consume her? Leo Hunter had always been aware of the prophecy revealed when he was still a kid. That one day, he will meet Aria again, they will lead their pack together, and will take back their home – Crescent Hill. But then he discovered that in fulfilling their destiny, one of them has to die. Is he going to be selfish and run away with Aria? Or is he going to sacrifice himself for his beloved and their pack? Matt Hunter a responsible Alpha and reliable brother. He is willing to do everything for his brother and their pack. Ruthless and is willing to sacrifice everything for his brother and their pack. But things got complicated when he fell in love with his brother’s girl. Would he be able to find a loophole in the prophecy to save the love of his life and his only brother? Is romance heavier than brotherhood? Duty, love, or family; which would he choose?