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Tiara Mckenzie is the heiress of a company worth billions of dollars. A talented fashion designer bitch who parties in her free time. Then there goes Elijah Rivero, a bachelor known for his superior intellect and his god-like figure. He's seen as a cold CEO but behind the curtains, he's like a hungry wolf waiting for the right time to devour his prey. What will happen if a tease seductress meets the man who can make any woman scream for pleasure?

Upang huwag matuloy ang arrange marriage ni Franki Avella sa lalaking hindi pa niya nakikita at nakikila, nag pasyang maglayas ang dalaga. Nag disguised siya bilang pangit na babae sa katauhan ni Fancy upang walang may makakilala sa kanya. Namasukan siyang kasambahay nang binatang si Argel Montero. Meet Argel Montero - Tall, dark and handsome na secretly inlove sa kababata nito na si Steffie Carion. Na may iba naman na minamahal. Katulad ni Franki Avella ay biktima din ang binata nang arrange marriage ng mga magulang nito. Asot-pusa kung silang dalawa ay mag kasama na nauwi din sa pag mamahalan, na humantong din sa pag-iiwanan. Ngunit sadyang mapaglaro ang tadhana. Dahil ang lalaking ayaw ni Franki pakasalan ay walang iba kundi, si Argel Montero ang lalaking minsan na niyang nakasama at minahal. Minahal magpahanggang ngayon...

Memiliki seorang anak yang cerdas dan Lord tampan yang menjadi tunangannya, membuat hidup Belinda terasa sangat sempurna. Henry bukan hanya menjadi tunangan yang romantis dan perhatian pada Belinda, tapi juga sangat menyayangi Felipe putra Belinda layaknya putranya sendiri. Tapi semuanya berubah setelah Belinda bertemu dengan Don Victorino. Ada rasa sakit yang menusuk di hatinya saat pertama kali bertemu dengan pria itu, pria yang bahkan Belinda sendiri tidak mengenalnya sama sekali. Seolah ada sesuatu yang mengikat di antara dirinya dengan Victorino, sesuatu yang mungkin akan mengubah hidupnya dan mengusik hari-harinya. Dan saat ingatan Belinda kembali, barulah terkuak hubungan masa lalunya dengan Don Victorino yang menjadi cinta pertamanya, juga ayah dari putranya. Hubungan yang tidak hanya diwarnai dengan cinta, tapi juga dendam. Lalu, siapa yang akan dipilih Belinda, tunangan tampannya, atau Sang Don yang sejak awal telah memikat hatinya itu? Warning : 21+ Sudah ada novel cetaknya yaa. Untuk info pembelian bisa dm IG : @Si_NIcegirl

I had a crush on the dominant CEO, Credence Scott, for ten years. And I finally got married to him!I was supposed to be a happy woman who married the one she loved.However, Credence hated me.In our four-year marriage, he rarely slept with me and blamed me for killing his dad.I never did that. It was my sis, Rosalie, who had framed me!The most heartbroken part was that Credence never believed in me.Fine, I'd better end my life. But that's when Credence revealed his tenderness to me...

"Don't tell me you don't want this, Damon. How can you deny our bond?" Clary said. "We both know we are meant to be together. You can't fight it forever. We both know that we are mates.""No, don't say it, it's not possible." Damon said it with a wince. "You know we can't be together, and I don't want this, Clary. I don't want you.""I Damon William's an Alpha with royal blood is rejecting you, Clary. Goodbye."....

Shantelle Scott has been in love with Evan Thompson since she was young. When Evan's father arranged for her to be his wife, she willingly agreed, despite knowing it was against Evan's will. She devoted her life to him in their two-year marriage, forgetting her aspirations. She hoped her husband would love her back. Sadly, one day, Evan coldly said, "I want a divorce! I want you out of my life, Shantelle!" Years passed, Shantelle became a famous surgeon. When her ex-husband came to see her, he asked, "Doctor Shant, I need your expertise." "What is wrong with you, Mister Thompson?" She asked. Yearning reflected in the man's eyes as he suggested, "My heart is broken, and only you can mend it." Shantelle laughed and replied, "Mister Thompson, I am a doctor. I'm not God." *** There are two versions of the book. Old readers can access the old version in your library. Please scroll down. If you don't find it, kindly contact goodnovel (contact@goodnovel.com).

"If you need anything financially speaking, use this," he held out a black card towards me, "I hope I don't have any problems with you." I stared at the handsome man with the cold expression in front of me, took the card in my fingers and watched him go. Although we were married on paper, our lives would remain separate, each navigating our own turbulent waters. -- When Morgana's father discovers that he has cancer, she tries to find the money to pay for the treatment, agreeing to marry the grandson of a very wealthy family, Ryan Burke, in exchange for the treatment. Their marriage tends to be only nominal, as the boy already has a girlfriend, Elena Kyle. For Morgana, none of this was important, she just wanted to save her father's life. Three years after this contract, her father dies and she returns to the fictional city of Rookgaard to end this nominal marriage, even though she fell in love with Ryan during the wedding. Morgana reluctantly signs the contract, even though she likes Ryan, who doesn't understand his wife's attitude. The other day, thinking she was free of the marriage, she decides to go out with some friends from work to celebrate the divorce, giving herself the opportunity to get to know doctor Elliot Sharon better. What she didn't expect was to run into Ryan, giving him a reason not to sign the papers. Morgana remains married to Ryan, even though he still brings Elena into their lives, until a mysterious car accident happens. Putting her life on the line and changing things.

Buong akala ni Ellie ay wala nang hahadlang sa pag-iibigan nilang dalawa ni Uno. Ngunit bago ang araw ng kasal nila, naaksidente silang dalawa ni Uno. Pagkagising ni Uno mula sa aksidente, hiniwalayan niya si Ellie at pinili na umalis ng bansa kasama si Sandra, ang kaniyang kababata na pinagkasundo sa kaniya. Bumalik si Uno ng bansa upang balikan si Ellie ngunit malapit na itong ikasal kay Judah. Magagawa pa kayang paibigin muli ni Uno si Ellie o tuluyan nang matutuldukan ang kanilang nakaraan?

Nicole’s life changed drastically when she was reunited with the Riddle family. “Nothing is more important than my sister,” said her eldest brother, the domineering CEO.“You are still a student with no income. Take my credit card and spend however you like,” said her second brother, the financial expert.“I will allow no one to bully you at school,” her third brother, a top student, said.“Why did I compose this song? Because it would put a sweet smile on your face when you hear it,” her fourth brother, a talented musician, said.“You're so delicate. Let me do the dirty work for you if you want to beat someone up,” said her athletic fifth brother.Just when Nicole was barely accustomed to the pampering of her five brothers, she found herself having a fiancé, a nemesis from whom she had hacked a hundred million dollars.She needed to cancel the engagement, no matter what. But he pressed her against the door and said, “How can you run away just like that after stealing my money, you brat?”“Even if I don’t run, I don’t have the money to pay you back,” Nicole acted tough.“Oh, yeah? Then I will take you instead of money.” He then carried her on his back and took her away.

A million reasons why we can’t be together, but a billion more why we desire to be. Hikari Yi is a girl of a grim, fatalistic world, the love of a family was never one of her assets. Away from the fallen realm of her father’s menacing territory, she leads an independent life. Little did she know the world she was running away from, was advancing towards her at a pace faster than she was travelling at. Hikari admires a world famous boy band, the ORIONS, consisting of seven members. She somehow receives an offer to look after them as a manager or a caretaker. As unexpected as it looks, it isn't. The more time she spends around them, she grows infatuated with one of the seven. Are the feelings mutual? Is he the one to fill the void of solicitude in her life? Overtime, mysteries unfold, what was Hikari's past? What other plans does she have for the boyband she adore? What secrets has she locked? As it is, it isn’t just her. The Orions, too, have got their own darkness to unravel. ____________________________________ -"Tell me once you again that you love me" -"Reassure me once more that you'll stay forever, that you won't leave me alone." -"Who are you.. No... What are you exactly?" -"I want you Hikari. Now." -"Is that how you talk to your boss?" -"Your clothes are see-through" -"Yakuzas are the most feared mob group" -“This world won’t let us be.” ____________________________________ It's an enthralling, mystery, romance, action thriller. It has everything you've been looking for. High school romance? Office heated relations? Eternal love? Mafia? demons? Vampires? Boys? Best friends? Family? Action? Suspense? It's all there, read to indulge in the roller-coaster adventure!