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Tim Dalman has always wanted to be an actress. Finally landing on her big break in the industry, she finds herself with another problem—she reunites with her ex-boyfriend, Raphael Liu, who also happens to be the screenwriter of the television series she is a part of. Finding out about it, she is faced with different problems in the span of her series shootings as the guy doesn't want to make everything easy for her. She develops hatred for the guy, constantly finding herself in heated arguments between the two of them. Destiny then plays amusingly as their love team becomes popular, forcing her to stick with the guy as she is told to do so if she wants her career to grow. She later finds out the reason why Raphael broke up with her years ago, and is later left with a career-breaking problem that could not only possibly end not only her rising fame, but her improving relationship with Raphael as well.

Si Melodia ay isang nilalang sa ilalim nang madilim at malawak na dagat. A heart full of hatred, ang puso ng mga taong may kinikimkim na kasakiman, selos at pagkamuhi ang nagbibigay buhay sa kanila. Silang mga sirena'y may kagandahang tinataglay at boses na pang-akit sa biktima. Ngunit isang insidente ang magbabago ng lahat nang buhayin muli ni Melodia ang taong nag-aagaw buhay. Ang simpleng sitwasyon ay naging sumpa ang dulot. Ang kanyang buntot ay maging paa at ang paa ng tao 'yon ay naging buntot. Kaya napagpasyahan niya na manatili muna sa lupa kahit walang ideya kung paano mamuhay bilang tao. Isinama naman sa ilalim ng dagat ang taong ngayo'y nagibg sirena. Nakita siya ng isang lalaki na noo'y namamangka na kaagad siyang tinulungan. Sa paglipas ng mga araw ay muling nagbalik ang taong tinulungan i Melodia. Ngayon ay hatid niya ang pakiusap na tanggalin na ang sumpa, na ibalik na sa kanya ang mga paa ngunit hindi alam ni Melodia kung paano.

“Mary me, Mr. CEO.” Lakas loob niyang saad na nakapagpasinghap sa mga nakarinig. Nanatiling blangko ang mukha ni Aiden at nakatitig lang sa empleyado niyang lasing. Kung titingnan mo ay isang magaling na empleyado si Mia at kung makipag-usap ito sa Boss niya ay maayos at magalang ito pero sa mga oras na ito, ibang-iba sa nakasanayan niyang makita kay Mia. “Please, marry me, Sir!” ulit niya. Lasing na si Mia, nagpakalunod siya sa alak dahil sa ginawang panloloko sa kaniya ng ex-boyfriend niya. “Bakit ba hindi man lang kita napansin, Sir? Ang kinis-kinis ng mukha mo, ang perfect ng itsura mo. Kaya siguro nababaliw sayo ang lahat ng mga babaeng empleyado at guest dito. Iyan ba ang asset ng hotel na ito kaya marami kayong guest?” lasing niya ng saad. “Bakit, ang gwapo gwapo mo.......Sir?” "Just answer me if you’re gonna marry me, hindi ako aalis hangga’t hindi ka sumasagot.” pamimilit pa rin niya. Bahagya lang namang nakangiti si Aiden. “Yeah, sure. I will marry you.” sagot niya, halos mawalan pa ng balanse ang isang babaeng nakikinig sa kanila dahil sa narinig nilang sagot ng Boss nila. What will happen after that? Paano kung paggising mo kinabukasan ay fiancee ka na ng isang pinakamayamang batang CEO sa bansa dahil sa kalasingan mo?

I am inlove with my Alpha but he is inlove with my twin sister. Identical twin sister. She is the more popular and beautiful one, whiles I am the less cool and quiet one. When we turned 18,I was over the moon to find out my mate was the Alpha. But that happiness turn to sorrows and bitterness when I found out he was engaged to be married to my sister. I begged and cried for him but he only rejected me,burning me to the soul and marking my sister. I run that night,and never looked back. Until 10 years later.

Yumaman na lang bigla si Stella dahil sa isang malaking bag na may lamang five hundred million pesos mula sa lalaking hindi nila kakilala ng kaibigan niya na si Janice na hinahabol ng mga kapulisan. Imbis na dalhin 'yon sa kapulisan ay hindi na lang nila ginawa sa takot na madawit pa sila. Umalis sila ng kaibigan niya sa tinitirahan nila. Gamit ang perang 'yon ay nagbago ang buhay nilang dalawa. Naging mayaman sila. Nagkaroon sila ng sariling negosyo at kompanya. Nakilala ni Stella si Elmo na nagmamakaawa sa kanya na bigyan ng trabaho dahil kailangan nito ng pera para mabuhay. Naawa siya sa lalaking ito kaya binigyan niya ng trabaho. Unang kita pa lang niya kay Elmo ay aminado na siya sa sarili niya na gusto niya ito. Naging malapit sila sa isa't isa hanggang sa magkaroon ng namamagitan sa kanila. Walang kaalam-alam si Stella na ang pagdating ni Elmo sa buhay niya ay ang magbubukas ng pinto sa nakaraan niya upang malaman niya kung sino nga talaga ang tunay niyang mga magulang at nagmamay-ari ng perang ginamit nila ng kaibigan niya na si Janice upang yumaman sila.

Si Kendra Buenavidez ay maganda, simple, masipag, matalino, madiskarte at mapagmahal sa pamilya. Ganyan inilarawan ng magulang ang sekretarya sa kanya. Hindi naman siya interesado dahil may nobya na siya. Pero hindi niya akalaing mai-inlove agad siya sa unang pagtatagpo. Unang pagkikita pa lang nila ng sekretarya ay nagkaroon agad ng apoy sa pagitan nila. Apoy na hindi na niya kayang iwasan. Pero kahit ganon, pilit niya pa ring tinatatak sa isip na mas mahal niya si Darlene, pero bakit ganon, iba ang sinasabi ng puso niya. Hanggang sa dumating ang araw na kailangan niyang pumilli. Sa pagitan ng nobya at ng dalaga...

She's trying to escape. He's looking for revenge. She stumbles. He catches. She holds a secret. He wants to unravel it. It's impossible for them to be mates. But destiny had other plans. Xavier Knight thinks having a mate makes one weak. But can he really resist the bond that has entwined the two so deeply? Especially when he needs to have a taste of her to calm his raging beast? Her taste alone has become an addiction he craves severely, so how long can he hold off from marking her as his? Warning! MATURE CONTENT!

Paano niya ipaaalam sa itinuring niyang ama- amahan na si Don Demetrio na ang nakabuntis sa kanya ay ang nagiisang anak nito na si Duncan Sylvanno? He got her pregnant! her stepbrother got her pregnant!.

Completed***** Paperback version is available on Amazon. Jack who has a girlfriend, named Angel, fell in love with someone that he never once met. Being in a long-distance relationship was hard for both of them, but things became more complicated when Angel started to change. She always argued with him and sometimes ignored him which hurts Jack the most. Then one day, while resting in the park he found a letter with a content says, ‘‘FIND ME’’ he responded in the letter just for fun, and left it in the same place where he found the letter, and he unexpectedly found another letter for him the next day he went there. Since then, they became close, kept talking through letters but never met each other personally. Jack fell in love with the woman behind the letters. Will he crash his girlfriend's heart for someone he has to find? For someone, he never once met? Or will he stay with his girlfriend and forget about the girl? Sinong mag-aakala na dahil lamang sa isang sulat ay madudulot ng isang hindi maintindihang damdamin? Damdaming may mapupuntahan nga ba? Find out as you continue reading. Thank you and God bless.

This is book 2 of the series: THE DEVIL, THE MERCENARY AND THE SAINT Jake and Gabby are no longer together. Gabby runaway after getting bored with her married life, she run off with Dan and was now living in Miami. As for Jake, he never remarried. He just focused his attention to Simone. That’s what people saw and they didn’t bother to clarify it. The truth was they are still attracted to each other. The attraction that was hard to fight. They show up in the same events since they have the same circle of friends. These two are fighting a losing battle resisting each other. Who knows what would happen to them? Fingers cross that they save each other and just settle to be together.Well get ready to take another trip down memory lane. Let's discover the journey that these two traveled. From pretending to falling in love and enduring all trials just to be back in each others arms.*****She started a relationship for the wrong reasons but end up falling hard for him. With her past caught up with her present she chose to leave to protect her family. But still ends up involving her love ones to a mixed up situation. He started a relationship with her just to prove everyone wrong. He didn't expect to fall head over heels for her. When he discovered who she really is, he tried to win her over again. Book 1: Angel you're Mine Book 2: Save Me Book 3: Broken Vows