romance novels with humor

“Keira Akari, I, Alpha River Colden, banish you from the White Howlers. I never want to see you again.” The Earth felt like it was swallowing me whole. The ground had opened up and for some reason, it kept dragging me down with it and no matter how hard I tried to hold onto anything to keep me afloat, nothing could save me from drowning. A week ago, I had just found out that my best friend since I was a little girl and a man I came to love deeply, was mated with someone else. On that same day, his mate, our Luna, started to treat me like trash. She would humiliate me, call me awful names, and hurt me physically. I didn’t tell anyone. I couldn’t. I tried to take all the pain until one day, I was kicked out by her and my fellow Pack members I thought were my friends just stood and watched. And the worst part? The absolute sword into my ? Alpha River didn’t do anything to stop her either. I cried until tears could no longer be produced by my body. The heartbreak I felt was so immense that I thought I would just crumble and die at any moment. Little did I know that my whole life was just getting started because I had just found out I was with our child. His child. Alpha River Colden may have broken my whole heart, banished me from our Pack and taken everything away from me in the process, but this one, this child growing in my stomach right now, this he can’t take away from me. I won’t ever let him.

"Honey, it's time to make a baby~" "You're crazy, Adira. Get lost!" **** Dalawang CEO ang pumasok sa isang kasunduan ng kasal para makukuhang pakinabang sa kanilang kani-kaniyang negosyo. Adira is a strong woman who doesn’t believe in love. Chadwick is a cold guy who’s still in love with his childhood sweetheart. Isa lamang ang pakay ni Adira mula sa asawa. Ito ay ang bigyan siya ng anak. Ngunit sa kabila ng kaniyang pag-aakit sa asawa ay hindi siya pinalad na matulog kasama nito sa iisang higaan. May pagkakataon bang umusbong ang pag-ibig sa pagitan ng tukso at pagtataksil?

SYNOPSIS: Enemies with Benefits: The CEOs' Matchmakers Strike Emma Sinclair never expected her life to take a sudden turn when she found herself entangled with Chase Donovan—the cold, calculating CEO who made it clear that love had no place in his world. Isang gabing puno ng alak at pagkakamali ang nagdulot ng hindi inaasahang one-night stand sa pagitan nila. Pero hindi lang iyon ang sorpresa—dahil ang lalaking iniwan niya kinaumagahan ay siya ring CEO na mag-aalok sa kanya ng isang kasunduang kasal. Chase needed a wife to secure his position as the rightful heir of Donovan Enterprises. Emma, on the other hand, was drowning in her own problems. A marriage of convenience seemed like the perfect solution. Ngunit sa mundo ng pagpapanggap, saan matatapos ang linya sa pagitan ng kasunduan at totoong nararamdaman? With past lovers resurfacing, deep-seated family conflicts, and undeniable chemistry brewing between them, Emma and Chase find themselves in a dangerous game where the biggest rule is simple—No Falling in Love. Pero paano kung may isa sa kanila ang sumuway? Will this fake marriage turn into something real, or will it crumble under the weight of secrets and lies?

“K-Kasal ako! H-Hindi ako pwedeng ibenta ng tatay ko! H-Hindi mo gugustohing malaman ang pangalan ng asawa ko dahil malalagot ka!” Pagbabanta pa ni Solene kahit na nauutal na ito. ~ Si Solene Jimenez ay isang twenty-year old College student. Pumapasok ng iba't-ibang part time jobs para tustusan ang pangangailangan ng kanyang pamilya habang nag-aaral sa isang sikat na unibersidad. Ipinakasal siya sa isang bilyonaryo upang tuparin ang hiling ng Mama niya at ng matanda niyang kaibigang mayaman na pakasalan ang apo nito. Ngunit kahit isang beses ay hindi niya pa man din nakikita. Ano kaya ang mangyayari sa buhay niya kapag nagkita sila sa unang pagkakataon? Will the billionaire keep their marriage o hihiwalayan siya nito nang tuluyan?

Kendra yang bekerja di sebuah biro jodoh eksklusif, The Matchmaker, mendapat tugas yang seharusnya mudah. Menemui calon klien yang akan mengikuti salah satu acara kencan bertajuk Dating with Celebrity. Masalahnya, calon klien itu adalah pria arogan yang baru saja mendapat gelar sebagai Bujangan Paling Diidamkan versi sebuah majalah gaya hidup top, Maxim. Pertemuan itu tidak berjalan lancar karena Kendra terlambat selama tujuh menit. Apalagi, Maxim malah memilih mundur dari acara kencan itu. Alhasil, Kendra yang tersudutkan. Bos gadis itu memaksanya untuk membuat Maxim berubah pikiran atau jabatannya diturunkan menjadi petugas cleaning service. Tak punya pilihan lain, segala cara diupayakan Kendra untuk mengubah keputusan Maxim. Meski dia berkali-kali harus berhadapan dengan pria perengut yang sombong itu. Usaha Kendra tak sia-sia karena akhirnya Maxim bersedia mengalah. Acara Dating with Celebrity boleh saja berakhir. Namun, hubungan aneh Kendra dan Maxim malah terus berlanjut. Perlahan, mereka mulai saling memahami, nyaman satu sama lain. Namun keduanya tetap bersikukuh bahwa menjadi teman adalah yang terbaik. Hingga takdir ikut campur dan menuliskan predestinasi yang tak bisa dibantah. Mungkinkah mereka memilih untuk bersama, menghabiskan sisa kefanaan berdua? Kendati jalan yang terbentang menuju masa depan bukanlah jalan mulus nan bebas hambatan? Kover : Pinterest & Adobe Spark Post

*Self--Published* Mage Lastra Del Russo, is the cold hearted CEO and Mafia boss, the Eldest among the Del Russo cousin. He may be cold towards the others but not to his family. As a mafia boss and a CEO, many competitor want's to bring him down, and they're willing to do everything to ruin his reputation. These people even accused him the death of Leo Vasquez, one of his ally. But Mage don't let his guard down and fight them. In the middle of crisis, he hired a new secretary named Yuki Vasquez, who was having a problem paying her mother hospital bills. Mage solved her problem by paying them, as a return Yuki will pay him with her body. Mage keep the real reason behind his generosity towards Yuki. But what if ,Yuki finds out? "Moan my name and say 'Mage is the great." - MAGE LASTRA DEL RUSSO

Dahil sa isang gabing pakikipagsiping ni Nellia sa isang bilyonaryo na nagngangalang Anderson. Kailan man hindi na siya pinakawalan nito. Subalit, isang araw bumalik ang fiance ni Anderson at ginawa ang lahat para mawala sa buhay ni Anderson si Nelia. Isang araw binalita ni Menda na buntis siya kay Anderson. Subalit, nagawa pa rin ni Nelia ang tanggapin ang lahat. Hanggang sa nalaman na rin ni Nelia na buntis rin siya Kay Anderson. Ngunit isang lalaking kaibigan ni Anderson ay nagawang magpanggap na siya ang ama sa dinadala ni Nelia.

Si Kiara Morris ay isang babae na may pangarap—masipag, matalino, at hinahangaan sa kanilang kompanya. Kasama ang kanyang boyfriend na si Benedict, kilala sila bilang “couple goals” ng kanilang opisina. Ngunit paano kung ang lalaking minahal niya ay may tinatago palang inggit at galit sa kanya? Nang dumating ang pagkakataong sila ang pinagpilian para sa isang mataas na posisyon, hindi inakala ni Kiara na ito ang magiging simula ng kanyang bangungot. Sa isang gabi ng selebrasyon, inalok siya ni Benedict ng inumin—hindi niya alam, may mas madilim itong plano. At ang akala ni Kiara na ito ay isang panaginip, ay siya ay mainit na nakikipagtalik sa isang lalaki. Sa isang iglap, nagising na lang siya na masakit ang kanyang katawan at ang kanyang pagkababae. Isang buwan ang lumipas at natuklasan ni Kiara ang isang nakakagulat na katotohanan—siya ay buntis. Ngunit sino ang ama? Dahil dito, nagtagumpay si Benedict na sirain siya at tuluyang mawalan ng trabaho. Limang buwan ang lumipas, may bigla na namang lumapit sa kanya na misteryosong matanda na tinulungan siyang magkaroon ng trabaho. Doon nagtagpo ang kanilang landas ng kinakainisan niyang janitor. Wala siyang magawa kundi pakisamahan ang lalaking kinaiinisan niya, para lamang sa trabaho na kailangan na kailangan niya. Hanggang saan ang kaya niyang gawin para mabuo ang buhay na sinira ng kanyang ex? At paano kung ang hinahanap niyang kasagutan ay nasa taong hindi niya inaasahang magiging bahagi ng kanyang buhay?

Na-bankrupt ang pamilya ni Dianne, iniwan sa kaniya ang mga malalaking utang. Upang mabuhay at makabayad sa utang ay tinanggap niya ang isang offer ng isang bilyonaryo. Kapalit ng 30 million pesos ay magiging asawa siya nito sa loob ng tatlong taon. Si Axl Tyler Chavez, ang pangalawang anak ng Chavez Group. Siya ang naging tagapagmana nang mamatay ang kaniyang kapatid. Upang pangalagaan ang pwesto sa company at pwesto ng first love niya sa kaniyang buhay ay kumuha siya ng isang CONTRACTED WIFE. Ngunit matapos ang dalawang taon at siyam na buwan ay pinutol na niya ang kontrata at binayaran si Dianne. Paano kung malaman niyang buntis si Dianne ng kambal at siya ang ama? Paano kung lumayas si Dianne at itago ang kanilang anak. Handa nga ba si Tyler na iwan ang first Love para sa kaniyang dugo at laman? o handa siyang ipalaglag ang bata mapanatili lang ang magandang relasyon sa First Love. o baka naman, akuin nila ni First Love ang bata at mawala sa picture ang tunay na ina at ang kaniyang ex- contracted wife... is the cassanova having his regret? o he enjoy his life with his first Love?

In a struggling life of an 22-year-old Priscilla faces the unimaginable: her younger sister, Presley, is in critical condition, battling a rare illness that their family can’t afford to treat. Desperate to save her sister, Priscilla encounters Atlas Ximon Lazaro or also known as AXL, a wealthy and enigmatic businessman who offers financial help. However, his assistance comes with a shocking condition—Priscill must agree to a contract that binds her to him for 100 days. Initially believing this is a straightforward arrangement to secure her sister’s medical treatment, Priscilla soon discovers that Axl's intentions are far more complicated. As the days pass, Priscilla begins to unravel a web of secrets tied to her family’s past and Axl’s true motives. What she thought was a lifeline turns into a perilous game where trust is scarce, and every revelation threatens to destroy her world. Caught between her sister's fragile health and Axl's hidden agenda, Priscilla must navigate a treacherous path. Will she uncover the truth in time to save her sister, or will the darkness of Axl's plan consume them all? As the countdown to the end of their contract approaches, Priscilla realizes that she has another problem: her heart and mind were fighting if she will forget Axl or the fact that Axl has also captured her heart? CONTRACT : 100 DAYS WITH THE RUTHLESS BILLIONAIRE.