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*** Completed*** Elsa's life was simple and uneventful as an omega after she lost her wolf after her parent's death. One day when she moved in with her aunt to her new boyfriend's house her world shifted. Jake Black was the epitome of power, wealth, and allure—the ruthless, billionaire alpha of the Blackmoon pack. He seemed to have everything except a mate. Despite knowing the danger and complications of her forbidden feelings, Elsa found herself irresistibly drawn to her new father figure. She tried desperately to hide her attraction, but every encounter only deepened her turmoil. The real storm began when Jake, behind closed doors, began asserting her as his mate. This was no mere flirtation—a bold claim, a declaration that turned their world upside down. The forbidden romance unfolded with raw emotion and intense conflict, threatening to unravel their lives in ways they could never have anticipated. Can they stay together? Can she get back her wolf and claim her pack back? I nestled closer to Jake, feeling enveloped in warmth and security. I am sure his actions were laced with lust. A soft smile played on my lips as I sensed his closeness.  He was here to keep his promise. His breath, warm and tantalizing, brushed my ear, sending delightful shivers down my spine. A heated wave of longing surged through me, igniting every nerve. "Mmm, you smell so good," Jake moaned, his breath tickling my ear. "Jake?" I whispered, my voice husky. "Shh, I just wanted to be close to you," he started moving his deft fingers, tracing my curves, hinting at his ulterior motives. “I'm scared, Jake. This is all so new. Complicated. I don't know what it means for us.”Elsa whispered.

It was the thirtieth anniversary of my alma mater, and I had been invited back to give a speech. But as I stepped on stage, my husband's illegitimate son rushed toward me, brandishing a knife. His accusations rang through the hall: I was a homewrecker, the woman who had driven his mother to her death. He went even further, kidnapping my daughter and threatening her safety unless I publicly read a letter of confession. I was beaten to within an inch of my life, my body battered and bruised. I demanded my husband come forward and confront the truth. Instead, he turned on me. "I was forced to be with you in the first place!" my husband spat, venom dripping from every word. "You're the real mistress!"

I find myself running from his love and my desires, not knowing who I was when he walked into my life flipping it upside down. Javier Rodriguez, devilishly handsome and CEO of Global Enterprise a publishing company in which I'm the new secretary. A year has passed since our first meeting him helping me to discover my wolf who had been suppressed for quite some time. All of the secrets that were hidden with me now unleashed with an ugly truth. Fate betraying me with a mate whose pack was responsible for my packs demise and the murder of my parents. Making me an orphan and alone most of my life, with awful step parents serving as there replacement. He might not of caused there deaths but his father before him did and I'm seeking vengeance in blood. I want his fathers head for what they did to my pack and my parents. It's good that he's back now it's time to put my plan to work. I will make him pay for the sins of his father and the Alpha before him. Love lust lies all forces I plan to use in my vengeance. My past blocking My future in such a twisted way and one I don't wish to see. Javier is the enemy and I'm going to make him pay with his fathers life! If only it was that simple and my heart didn't crave the men who I've decided to destroy the twist and turns are catastrophic and it leaves me with no way out but straight into his arms, can he fix the whole that's in my heart or will fate screw with me again this time more destructive then before. I won't fall in love, this is a game or so I think.

WARNING: Mature Content (graphic sexual content, infidelity, dark themes, strong language, angst, etc.) --- "I want a divorce." My voice is steady, pero sa loob, nag-aapoy ako sa galit. "We got married because of a drag race, so let’s settle this the same way. Kung manalo ako, you’ll cooperate and let me go. Pero kung matalo ako... I will stay and forgive all your sins." My eyes held nothing but cold determination. Muli siyang sumubok magpaliwanag at isang sampal ulit ang itinugon ko. "Yes or Yes? Iyon lang ang sagot na tinatanggap ko." Mariin na saad ko. His tears finally fell, but I didn’t hella care. He made a stupid choice, so now he has to face the consequences. "Y-Yes, but—" Hindi ko na siya pinatapos. Tuluyan ko siyang nilagpasan at iniwang lumuluha. He wasn’t just a cheater in games, he was also a cheater in our marriage. A f*ckboy disguised as someone fragile. A walking red flag that I wanted to set ablaze in a blue flame. The worst part? I let myself fall in love with him. But it's over, now. I once learned to love him even when I hated him. Now, I will teach myself to hate him even if a part of me still loves him. ---

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Lelaki itu berharap mendapatkan perawan sebagai pacar dan istrinya nanti, tapi apalah daya, bukannya perawan yang mendekat, melainkan para janda. Yang manakah yang akan dipilih olehnya?

Pernikahan tersembunyi antara Salsa dan Dewa. Lika-liku perjalanan kisah cinta yang rumit, dari mulai jati diri Salsa yang ternyata putri kandung Bram, ayah tiri Dewa. Lalu Dewa yang kelahirannya tidak pernah diinginkan oleh kakeknya. Bagaimana nasib pernikahan Dewa dan Salsa? Mampukah mereka menghadapi pahit manisnya bahtera rumah tangga???

"Say, lo mau jadi pacar gue nggak? Kalau nggak mau ya udah, gue aja yang jadi pacar lo."Bagi Danish tawuran adalah hiburan. Tidak perlu balok kayu, pedang panjang atau senjata ramah lingkungan untuk menaklukan lawan, sebotol sunblock bisa diandalkan untuk menghadapi sekolah musuh. Sebab panas matahari bisa membakar kulit dan pukulan balok di tubuh tidak lebih menyeramkan dibanding ancaman kanker. Lagipula glowing butuh usaha dan wajah gantengnya harus dijaga.Danish akan menghadapi mereka dengan tangan kosong, kecuali kepepet boleh ambil balok. Namun dia jatuh hati pada seorang gadis anak perwira TNI. Tentu saja itu sebuah tantangan bagi siswa badung yang gemar tawuran. Apakah gadis itu akan berhasil Danish dapatkan?

Menikah karena kesepakatan? Itulah yang dijalani Aldric Andrian dan Fathimah. Aldric hanya butuh keturunan, tapi siapa sangka dia malah jatuh dalam pesona Fathimah. Gadis sederhana yang mengikat Aldric dengan kasih sayang. Takdir, begitu Fathimah menyebutnya. Dia tidak menyangka jika laki-laki lumpuh yang menjadi suaminya. Laki-laki kaku dan dingin, yang berubah menjadi manja. Laki-laki penuh rahasia. Romantisme sesaat yang mereka berdua jalani. Nyatanya, telah menghadirkan ikatan kuat di antara mereka. Status Aldric yang tidak di ketahui Fathimah, membuatnya seringkali dalam bahaya. Pernikahan yang akan menyeret Fathimah dalam pusaran permainan tingkat tinggi. Dalam ketidaktahuannya, dia adalah tumbal dalam kesepakatan antar ketua mafia di masa lalu.

Kisah cinta Ayu dan Irfan yang terganjal restu orangtua masing-masing sehingga mereka terpaksa berpisah. Irfan yang dijodohkan dengan sahabat dekat Ayu sendiri, Desi. Sedangkan Ayu memilih pergi ke kota untuk melupakan masa lalunya. Namun di saat dia sedang berusaha move on, mantannya kembali datang mengajak balikan. "Neng, cuman Neng selamanya yang ada di hati Aa. Kita akan kembali bersama." Ujar Irfan sambil menatap Ayu penuh cinta. "Neng gak mau, Aa. Aa itu kan udah jadi suami orang. Neng gak mau jadi pelakor!"