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"Will you marry my groom, Hazel?" Indy asked me. "Are you out of your mind?" "I know you love him, please marry the devil." ~~~ Hazel Evan had been in love with her best friend's hot and irresistible fiancé, Tristan Hendrix, for a few years now. Never did she expect to receive the proposal from his supposed bride, to get married to her Prince Charming. What if it turned out to be a terrible idea? What if she regretted her action? What if she had dug her own grave to hell? But wait… What if this devil actually had developed secret feelings for her? What if she was able to create a heart for herself in the ribcage of this heartless sexy devil?

Cerita tentang dua bersaudara Savana dan Maura, tanpa mereka ketahui mereka mencintai pria yang sama yaitu Aksa. Hubungan mereka berdua yang memang tidak pernah baik menjadi semakin buruk setelah Maura mengetahui Aksa akan menikahi Savana. Namun akhirnya niat Aksa terlaksana dengan dukungan ayah Savana walaupun ditentang oleh Maura dan Ibunya. Namun setelah menikah rumah tangga Aksa dan Savana tidak berjalan lama, sebab Savana dituduh membunuh Erik mantan pacarnya, Savana mendekam dibalik jeruji besi dalam kondisi hamil, seolah dipermainkan oleh takdir Savana juga diceraikan oleh Aksa suaminya. Setelah kejadian itu Aksa menikah dengan Maura, beberapa waktu kemudian, Savana kaget melihat keduanya sudah menjadi sepasang suami istri. Hidup terpuruk Savana tiba-tiba bertemu dengan Xabiru Adiguna yang merupakan konglomerat muda dan mereka menjalin hubungan spesial hingga menikah, yang tidak disangka Xabiru menikahi Savana dengan motif balas dendam. Xabiru merupakan kakak kandung Erik. Bagaimana kah kisah Savana selanjutnya? "Tidak ada satu orang pun Ayah di dunia ini yang rela anaknya dipermainkan dalam pernikahan." –Papa Rangga "Karena hancurnya rumah tangga bukan selalu karena orang ketiga, tapi karena tidak adanya rasa saling percaya." -Savana

Setiap ada pertemuan selalu ada perpisahan dan di setiap terjadi perpisahan, semua orang berharap bisa bertemu dengan hal yang lebih baik lagi. Meliana Sekar Dewi, keputusan menikah diusia muda dengan pria yang ia cintai berakhir dengan kisah pahit, tiga tahun pernikahannya berlalu dan dia tidak kunjung hamil. Natan-suami Meliana memutuskan untuk menikah kembali dan sesuai dengan janji keduanya, Meliana memilih untuk mundur daripada berbagi suami, gelar janda kini ia sandang. Arga Pradipta, dia teman lama sekaligus cinta monyet Meliana. Pernikahannya bersama sang istri juga tidak berumur panjang karena penyakit kronis itu merenggut nyawa Nia-istri Arga dalam waktu yang singkat, sampai detik ini dia tidak kunjung bisa melupakan Nia, bahkan dia hapus niat untuk menikah lagi. Suatu hari Meliana dan Arga dipertemukan kembali, tanpa ada yang berencana ataupun berharap, keduanya pun bersikap acuh seolah tidak pernah mengenal satu sama lain. Apa takdir akan menyatukan mereka dan membuat cinta monyet itu menjadi nyata?

Separated by death, bound to be met by fate. A pure love story of two special souls that even the Almighty couldn't defy. Yoon died in his mid-twenties as a result of a debilitating illness, leaving his husband (Peach) in severe grief. While in the current time, many years later, two boys were having the same dream every night after meeting each other at the university. They fell in love with each other, and soon they became a couple, and they stopped dreaming of those bizarre and ambiguous dreams. Everything seemed to be going so well until fate intervened. Jimmy's parents were opposed to their relationship and forcibly separated them (Jimmy and Jaehyun)  After learning about Jimmy's affair with a lady, his parents' prospective daughter-in-law, Jaehyun, left and disappeared without a trace. However, everything Jaehyun knew was all lies. Jimmy fell into despair. He was so heartbroken. Assuming Jaehyun truly hates him and that Jaehyun will never come back made him suffer horribly. Jimmy lost the will to live. Holding the last thread of his life. Jimmy fell asleep for a very, very long time. He went into a coma and showed no indications of waking up. Jaehyun, on the other hand, severed his connection to everyone. Those bizarre and ambiguous dreams—which were already forgotten when they were together—began haunting him every night. Jaehyun felt increasingly depressed as the days passed. He was later diagnosed with leukemia at an early stage. Will Jimmy be able to awaken and climb out of the dark abyss to which he has been confined? Will Jaehyun be able to deal with the terrible disease that has befallen him? Will history be repeated? Will they be able to reconcile and fulfill their past promises?

Sophie Mack, a 19-year-old resilient and dedicated child of a zealot parish man, raised by a nanny turned stepmother after the death of her mother from birth. She not only faced betrayal by her stepsister, but her boyfriend of five years drugged her, then she had a one-night stand with a stranger, resulting in triplets.   Elliot Harrington, a 26-year-old shrewd billionaire, wakes up in a hotel room to find himself wrapped around a beautiful girl.  Before he checks out of the hotel room, he leaves the girl with a bundle of cash. Later, he sends his investigator to find the girl he slept with, who mistakes Sophie for Olivia, Sophie's step-sister.   Five years later, Sophie, now a renowned financial analyst, returns to New York and starts working at the prestigious Harrington Group, where Elliot is president. Little does she know, her triplets embark on a mission—to uncover the identity of their elusive father.  *** "Owen, did you hear what that man said? He said you looked like his boss. Can the boss be our daddy?" Nathan said, looking at Owen, who had already started working devotedly on his laptop. "We can't be sure of that. But we can still make him candidate 1. The point is helping Mummy find Daddy," replied Isabel, the only girl of the triplets.   "I found him—his boss—and I guess I kind of resemble him. I have his eyes and ears." Owen said with a raised brow. "See, Nathan, you have his hair. But Isabel, you don't resemble Dad, not even Mom; who do you resemble?"  "Who told you his dad? We are not even sure he is our dad; it's just candidate 1." ***  Will Candidate 1 prove to be the missing link, or is there another layer to the mystery that even the triplets couldn't foresee?

“Aku suka sama Mbak.” Ucap Halil dengan senyum lebarnya. Innara mengerutkan dahi dan memandang pria yang usianya dua tahun lebih muda sekaligus bawahannya itu dengan tatapan tajam dan dingin. “Jangan suka sama saya. Saya ini lebih cocok jadi kakak kamu daripada jadi pacar kamu.” Jawab Innara dengan ketus seraya berbalik pergi. “Siapa juga yang mau jadi pacar Mbak.” Ucap Halil ketus yang membuat Innara kembali berbalik memandangnya dengan bingung. “Aku maunya Mba jadi istri aku aja.” Lanjutnya kembali dengan senyum lebar yang membuat Innara kesal. “Lagipula Mbak jangan khawatir, postur tubuh aku bisa nyembunyiin usia Mbak yang lebih tua.” Jawabnya yang membuat Innara merasa ditampar kenyataan. Jangan lupa untuk tap Love dan komen yang positif ya.

Jane Duncan is able to secure a job at the best publishing company in the country, France Publishing, where she does her best to achieve her dream of becoming the best writer in the country. But what happens when Jane falls in love with her Superior? A love so strong that she's unable to set herself free from that, felt like she has been chained to him. That she would love him for the rest of her life as if she was bound to him. And what if a very determined ex-boyfriend comes into the picture? Will she be able to get the love she so yearns for or not? Will she be able to achieve her dreams? Have you ever fallen for someone so bad that it hurts? You get this burning sensation in your chest like someone is ripping your chest out, or maybe it's just your heart that's shattering into pieces bit by bit? Have you ever fallen for someone you knew it would be impossible to have, but you couldn't stop yourself from falling deeper? I know it sounds cliché and all, but that's how I feel right now. And the surprising part is that I don't know when it happened or how it happened, but it just did. ----Jane Duncan

Amy's hand holding to her phone to her ears shook. “CD means-“Yes, Amy. Why would he not just tell you anyway?" her friend, Sonia's voice echoed in her earsSonia continued speaking but Amy was not listening to her anymore. She was angry, sad even but she does not understand why she felt this way. "Maybe because he wanted to do it with-" Amy could not even complete her thought. “I- I have work to do. Bye" “A-" Before Sonia could speak more, Amy ended the call and shoved the phone away. Amelia Rave, nicknamed Amy. Average in height and beautiful but timid and clumsy. For twenty years, she has lived with her mum and for two years, she searched for a job. On her last quest, she got the job of a personal assistant to a popular actor in town. She got the job not out of qualification but out of a bet. What happens when she falls in love with her boss? What happens when she finds out about his bet? Rowan Ace, a handsome and popular man in the film industry, filled with pride and arrogance. He was perfect at his job and most importantly, rich. He never cared about anyone, not even his family but what happens when a clumsy, crazy girl enters into his life? What happens when their world clash in the society they find themselves in? Read to find out

A dream was meant to be only a dream... But what if it always leads you to one thing? One person? That's what happens to Gale Blackwell. After surviving an airplane crash, Gale awake with no memories of his past. The only thing that keeps coming back to him was a dream about a girl's name. In each dream, he would say that he loves her. Everything in Gale's previous life is fading into the darkness - everything but Ava Shelley.

Lia adalah seorang mahasiswa yang punya kehidupan normal selayaknya mahasiswa pada umumnya. Deadliner garis keras, pening masalah tugas, kerap titip absen, dan ... punya pacar. Hidupnya berjalan monoton seperti biasanya sebelum dia menemukan satu fakta bahwa ternyata selama ini Argaㅡpacarnya, selingkuh dengan temannya sendiri. Yang membuat Lia jengah adalah, setelah ketahuan selingkuh, dengan tidak tau diri Arga justru memohon kepadanya untuk diberi kesempatan kedua. Mulai saat itu, dunia Lia yang dulunya damai-damai saja perlahan menjadi kacau hanya karena satu orang. Dan kekacauan tersebut entah bagaimana caranya berujung pada masalah lainnya. Usaha Arga yang berpuluh kali mengajak balikan, yang tidak pernah bosan Lia tolak sama banyaknya juga membuat Lia secara tidak sengaja berurusan dengan salah satu teman dekat Arga. Satu kesalahan. Satu kesalahan yang berdampak besar. Bahkan bagi Lia, hal tersebut adalah bencana. "Kalau kata gue sih, lo keluar kandang buaya masuk kandang singa."