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"You..should reject me, this is wrong," I rasp out between his powerful thrusts, wanting to push him away but my wolf is totally against it, making my body betray me and becoming even more welcoming to him by squirting in abandon. Calhoun's sweaty brow raises in amusement as he hooks my legs around his hard, naked waist, "we were made mates for a reason, I cannot throw that away," "I don't want to hurt my mother, not anymore .." my last word ends up in a quivered moan because he is going at a full speed now, making my eyes travel into the back of my head. No, this is wrong! "You already started hurting her on the night you parted those legs for me," Calhoun voice supress my moans as he pounds hard into my dripping wet honeypot. *** It all started the night I turned twenty-one. I was dared by my friends to hook-up with a total stranger. Tipsy and determined to be a badass, I approached the most powerful man in the club and had hot steamy sex with him in the back seat of his car. The following day, I traveled for my mom's wedding and came to find out that the stranger I hooked up with is to be my stepfather. And as if that isn't enough, we are mates.

Everyone in the upper echelons of society knows that Lewis Alvarez has someone he cherishes like a priceless treasure. He allows her to spend money like it was nothing, flies into a rage at the slightest insult to her, and would willingly sacrifice his life for her. However, those same people also know that Lewis was married to someone else. She’s a mute woman who might as well doesn’t exist. She was only a fragile flower that relied on Lewis to survive.At least, that’s what Lewis thinks of his wife, Josephine Vance. That is until the day she hands him a divorce agreement. That’s what breaks his cool aloofness.

“Please," I begged. "Please forgive me. I-I-I..." "Quiet!" He roared, disgust brimming in the yellow depths of his eyes. "Don't be delusional. I would rather kill my wolf than accept this mating bond," he hissed angrily. "Please, Ferrara..." "You will get nothing from me except the promise that if those children are dead, you will join them." His face turned grave. "Tonight. I, Ferrara Knox, alpha of the West Ham Pack reject you, Violetta Lado as my mate." — — Violetta Lado is a traitor's daughter. An unwilling accomplice to her father's cruel crimes. When nemesis catches up to them, and they're attacked by members of the West Ham Pack, Violetta is relieved when they successfully eliminates him. But fate isn't done with dealing with her. Cruelly rejected that night by Alpha Ferrara, the alpha of West Ham Pack, and constantly humiliated by him, she's however shocked when he comes back with a proposition for her after three years of acting like she doesn't exist. Alpha Ferrara needs her help in taking down a powerful witch coven, and only after that would she be free. But Violetta harbors a very deep, dark secret. One that may get her killed, once and for all.

Does her Brave heart's willing to endure the pain and hurt for the desire or for the agreement? Naranasan na ni Feona na mabigo at sobrang masaktan sa kanyang pagmamahal sa boyfriend na MVP celebrity basketball player na si James Alvaro. Dala ng kanyang mga dinaramdam napaaga siya ng R and R bilang isang babaeng opisyal ng sandatahan ng Pilipinas. Sa pinagdadaanang kalungkutan at betrayal nagawa niyang aliwin ang sarili sa bar ng isang kilalang hotel, nalasing at nakakilala siya ng isang estrangherong lalaki na ubod ng kisig at gwapo sa bar ng isang sikat na hotel na iyon. Sa nadaramang heartbreak ay nakalimot si Feona sa kalasingan. Ngunit nagulantang siya isang umaga nang magising sa isang di pamilyar na silid at nasa bisig ng lalaking kakakilala niya pa lamang. Hindi akalain ni Feona na muling magkukrus ang landas nila ng estrangherong lalaki. Paano kung may kanya kanya silang advantages at kondisyon para sa isa't isa nang dahil sa naganap sa pagitan nilang dalawa?

Ang saya ko habang sakay ng isang magandang sasakyan, labis ang aking katauwaan ng makalabas sa ampunan. Buong akala ko ay magbabago na ang takbo ng aking buhay sa paglabas sa bahay na aking kinagisnan. Ngunit bakit,bakit mas sobra pa ang lupit na aking naranasan sa mga taong ang akla ko ay kaya akong iahon sa kamangmanangan. Maawa ka tulongan mo ako__Anne Gonzalis.

MATAPOS ang kanyang business trip, nagulat na lang si Eloisa Sandoval nang makauwi siya at natuklasan na nakabalik na ang ate niya na matagal nang hindi nila nakakasama. Isa pang balitang nakagimbal sa kanya sa pagbabalik niya ay nang malaman niya na ang kanyang long-time boyfriend ay engaged na. Ang malala pa, engaged ito sa ate niya na matagal na nawala sa piling nila. Pakiramdam niya ay nilapastangan siya ng lahat at pinagtaksilan. Nawala sa kanya ang lahat. Maging ang kumpanya na matagal niyang pinaghirapang mapalago ay napunta sa ate niya. Pero sa isang hindi inaasahang pangyayayari, she found a knight in shining armour in the identity of Maximo Walton. Ang mismong uncle ng kanyang ex-boyfriend. Hindi siya nag-atubili na alukin ng kasal si Maximo. Ikinagulat niya ang pagpayag nito nang walang pag-aalinlangan. Nang mawala ang lahat sa kanya, sisikapin niyang kumapit sa isang taong malapit sa lalaking nangwasak sa puso niya. Walang ibang nasa isip niya kundi ang paghihiganti. Babalik siya at babawiin niya ang lahat.

Maddison, a tech-genius, was secretly married to Noah, the breathtakingly handsome heir of Natividad Hotel Group. It was an arranged marriage to fulfill the dying wish of his mother. Noah handed her an annulment paper to be signed. But her heart refused to let him go because she was in love with him kahit pa nga assistant lang ang tingin nito sa kanya. She confessed her love but got rejected. Mas lalong lumabo ang pag-asa niya ng bumalik ang ex-girlfriend nitong galing underworld. He totally abandoned her sa panahong kailangan niya ito. Nagpakababa siya at tinalikuran ang marangyang buhay na meron siya just to be with him. She decided to let go. Pero bakit tila nagbago ang ihip ng hangin? He did not want the annulment anymore. At pilit siyang pinababalik sa trabaho niya. She was such a fool na paniwalaang nahuhulog na din si Noah sa kanya. Nang malaman niya ang tunay na dahilan ng panunuyo ng asawa at nang malagay ang kanyang buhay sa bingit ng kamatayan, her broken heart was beyond repair! After the trauma and pain, she will take her sweet revenge. She was thrilled to see him suffer and fall! Ngunit sa kabila ng lahat, she still loved the bastard! Papayag ba siyang muling masaktan? A war between her heart and mind.

I fucked the daughter of my best buddy. Now I have to safeguard her. Skye needs to learn how to swim in my infinity pool. That sounds like a great deal. And I know precisely what my malicious purpose is. Take her in the water with my hands on her curves. I know it's terrible, but she's as desperate as I am. Our affair will be our little secret. My former business partner, on the other hand, is out for vengeance. He's threatening to go public and reveal our identities. It'll wreck us both. So I'll be one step ahead of him. I'll protect her... even if it means marrying her.

Kyrah Bailey is a 21 year old who ends up falling in love with Blake Dawson, a tycoons son, who ends up breaking her heart over and over. Reason? There's something going on between Blake and his neighbor, Sabrina Johnson. While Kyrah is lost in this toxic love as Sabrina tortures her, she doesn't see the one and only guy who truly loves her, Scott Stone. her best friend. Will she be able to forgive Blake? What's between him and Sabrina? What will she do when her entire world crumbles down because of one person?

To say that it was a love is an understatement, Tess White was obsessed with the one who hates her guts, and was completely in love with the idea of falling in love with Callum Anderson ever since she was young. However,Callum had a highschool sweetheart and life was at bliss for him until his world collided with Tessa and the next thing he knew, he was married to the girl he hated the most.