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I’m going to ruin them all.” Maliah whispered with so much venom in her voice “Those people who took everything from me, I’ll make them pay for hurting me like this. They shouldn’t have done this to me” Five years ago, the world Maliah knew was turned upside down and everything she cared about was ripped from her in the most painful way imaginable. Now she is back and she wants revenge. Maliah doesn’t care about what she needs to do to get her revenge even if it involves getting married to a man everyone steers clear from. Maliah thought it would be a simple marriage which would help her get the revenge she craved. Everyone warned her of Davian but no one told her that with Davian, even your heart was on the line.

She is Margarette Leora Bartolome, a girl who are suffering from severe narcolepsy. Naging pagala-gala sa masikot na daan simula nang mapalayas ng mga kamag-anak. Paano kung sa pagiging pakalat-kalat ay mapunta siya sa lugar kung saan nakasanayang tambayan mg limang lalaki? Will it drives to her unbelievable journey in life and love?

MONDEÑEGO SERIES He is a heartless devil. A manipulative devil, and He can get what he wants. She is just an ordinary girl, living her life with her siblings. But one day, men in black came to their home. And that time, she learned that she was sold to a heartless devil. Warning: May contain mature scenes and words. Please read at your own risk!

Pagkatapos ng tatlong taon na pagsasama, hindi inaasahan ni Avi na aalukin pa rin siya ni Silvestre ng divorce. “Can we... not get a divorce?” Pagmamakaawa niya. Mahal na mahal niya si Silvestre. Iniwan niya ang lahat at pinili ang lalaki sa kagustuhan na makasama ito. Ngunit bigo pa rin siya, pagkatapos ng tatlong taon, mahal pa rin nito ang dating kasintahan na si Arsen. At ngayon na bumalik na si Arsen, nais na siya nitong hiwalayan. Pain, betrayal and regrets were three powerful emotions. Iyon ang nagtulak kay Avi para pumirma sa divorce agreement at tuluyang iwan si Silvestre. Ngunit lingid sa kaalaman ng lalaki, si Avi pala ay isang mayaman at spoiled na anak ng chairman ng AMC Group! Her real name is Aeverie Dawn Cuesta, daughter of David Cuesta and spoiled sister of Rafael, Uriel and Sage Cuesta! Kinalimutan niya ang marangyang buhay dahil sa pagmamahal kay Silvestre. Ngunit dahil sa ginawa ng lalaki, napagdesisyunan ni Avi na bumalik sa dati niyang pagkatao. Gone the sweet-spoken and loving Avi, hello again to the secret millionaire and spoiled Aeverie Dawn Cuesta! Anong mangyayari kung muling pagtagpuin ang landas ni Silvestre at Aeverie? Paano kung ang dating walang thrill na Avi ay biglang naging drop-dead-gorgeous and unstoppable Aeverie? Paano kung huli na para malaman ni Silvestre na nahulog na pala siya sa dati niyang asawa? At paano kung nabalot na ng yelo ang puso ni Aeverie at hindi na nito kayang magmahal muli?

(Ship of Temptation 1) Isang cruise ship ang handa ng maglayag para dalhin ka sa init ng kaligayahan. Hindi inaasahan ni Wommie na sa pagtapak niya sa isang misteryosong barko, makikilala niya doon ang lalaking nagtatago sa maskara na siyang bibihag at handang maging alipin niya. Wommie Wundt, the woman who put a leash on her cold-hearted boss.

Si Luke Cruise ay nagmula sa angkan ng pamilya Cruise na siyang pinakamayaman at pinakamakapangyarihang pamilya sa balat ng lupa. Nang dahil sa kanyang naging poverty training ay kinailangan niyang itago ang kanyang pagkakakilanlan, husay sa martial arts, iba pang talento at abilidad sa loob ng mahigit tatlong taon. Nakaranas siya ng panlalait, pang-iinsulto at pangmamaliit nang panahong iyon. Ngayon, sa kanyang pagbabalik bilang Young Master ng pamilya Cruise, ano kaya ang magiging reaksyon nila kapag nalaman nila ang tunay niyang pagkakakilanlan?

Shawn hated Ami so much ever since the day they broke up. Growing up with people leaving him and broken promises, he promised himself never in his life will he want to cross path with the girl he once admired. But fate plays a different game—Shawn must marry Ami as part of his grandfather’s will in order to get his inheritance. Ami's family, now in a brink of bankruptcy after a huge loss in their last business transaction, agreed and signed the contract strengthening the deal. Once was in love; Shawn took the opportunity to make her pay. He will make her life with him a living hell!

Discovering an unknown city in the middle of the forest, a proud lesbian Claudia Laurel is transported to the night that she’s going to marry the rumored gay alpha, Pietro Leicester, to stop the prophesied war. Thinking that it was outrageous, she did everything she could to leave the place but she failed. Determined to go back home, she agreed on living with the alpha for 100 days and leaves afterward. However, upon learning the truth of her identity, that she’s not much of a stranger to this city and the man she’s living with, will she still choose to leave? Would love be enough for her to stay in his world forever?

Moth and Flames is an unusual love story between Alex, an orphan and Eva, a 500-year-old vampire. When Alex is accepted into St. Normans' he sets off on his journey to fulfill his dream of becoming a scientist, full of hope and aspiration.He finds love and acceptance that he had craved all his life in his friend Aaron and his family who welcome him with open arms.He is very hopeful UNTILL Eva turns his world upside down. She drives him to the edge insulting him one moment and helping him in the next.Alex plunges himself into investigating Eva's background but nothing can prepare him for the discoveries he is about to make.Fiery Flames destined to burn,Burnt itself too in return,Hypnotized by the lure,Of selfless love, unconditional pure.Toiling and fighting for each other,Standing tall in frosty weather.They tread through the bloody seas,But destiny is hard to appease.Will one day by creator's magic?Bring a change in this destiny tragic!Love of Moth and Flames; ideologic,Is fulfilled defying all logic...

FROST AND FLAMES is a sequel to the novel 'Moth and Flames' but it can be also read as a standalone.Alex and Eva are lost in their little world, cherishing the beauty of little things, completely oblivious to their surroundings. They are jolted back to reality when their friend Philip is afflicted with a unique illness. The doctors believe that the illness is caused due to an unknown virus. But, Eva is sure that this is not the case. She suspects that supernatural elements are at play. Will she remain unruffled while hundreds are being killed everyday or will she get out of her comfort zone and embrace danger and adventure once again?Even if she makes up her mind to save the ailing, can she rescue them, now that her powers are gone?The only way Eva can get back her powers is to resurrect the vampires but does it make sense to resurrect Vampires to save human beings??Selfless and pure as the water of Ganges,Can conquer challenges, high as Andes.Beauty of Love is unparalled on Earth,Fortunate ones are loved right from birth.Where hate festers darker than hell,The light of Love can remove the spell.Deep love breeds universal empathy,Caressing wounds; preserving dignity.