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Stefan Wyatt adalah seorang yang berkepribadian tipe Alpha sepenuhnya. Memiliki.karkater yang sadar dan paham atas apa yang dia inginkan tidak mengizinkan orang lain mendikte atau mengatakan apa yang bisa dan tak bisa ia lakukan dalam hidup. Cinta bagi Stefan adalah 99% tentang uang. Wanita-wanita yang mengejarnya hanya bernilaikan seperti sebuah kurs mata uang yang bisa naik dan turun. Jika Stefan masih menginginkannya maka wanita tersebut masih bisa bertahan di sisi Stefan. Jika Stefan sudah tidak menginginkannya maka Stefan dengan mudah akan membuangnya. Audrey Smith, wanita mandiri yang terbuang dari keluarganya, tak pernah menyangka akan terjerat dalam cengkraman Stefan karena percintaan satu malam yang terjadi secara tak terduga. Akankah kehadiran Audrey bisa mengubah segala karakter Alpha Stefan yang selalu ingin mendominasi dalam hal apapun.

WARNING: Erotica, steamy, explicit contents and adult languages. ********** Masakit ang kontratang pinasok ni Maxi, magpapanggap siyang ibang babae habang nasa kama ni Marco De Guia. Isang babae na kahit mabuhay siya uli hinding-hindi niya magagawang tapatan sa puso ng bilyonaryong ranchero, si Anna Medrano. Ang kapalit, impormasyon na halos dekada niyang hinahanap na parang maliliit na puzzle lang nitong ibinibigay. Parang masarap na lason na unti-unting sumisira sa kanyang katinuan. May hangganan nga ba ang kanyang pagtitiis sa kamay ng lalaking walang pagtingin sa kanya? ****** Malupit na parusa.  Iyon si Anna para kay Marco dahil tuluyan siyang nabaliw sa babaing ito sa puntong isusugal niya ang lahat ng yaman niya at sarili niyang buhay makuha lang niya ang puso nito na may iba nang nagmamay-ari at matalik pa niyang kaibigan, si Jared Mendez. At para matakasan ang sobrang sakit na pinagdadaanan niya, kinailangan niya si Maxi. Ang tanging babae na sa kabila ng matinding galit sa kanya ay may kakayahang buhayin ang lahat ng emosyon at pagnanasa ng kanyang katawan sa hindi niya malamang dahilan. May lugar ba ito sa miserable niyang buhay kung pag aari na ng ibang babae ang puso at kaluluwa  niya? At mapapatawad ba siya nito sa dami ng kalupitang ipinaranas niya dito? Karapat-dapat ba siya sa puso nito kung may ibang lalaki nang naghihintay dito oras na matapos ang kanilang kontrata?

One pleasurable night, Two souls collided and created heaven, A girl who's only focused is to provide for her family suddenly woke up in an unfamiliar room with an olympus god like man beside her, and claiming that she is his wife. What the hell just happen last night? And why are they both naked? TAGALOG VERSION

Andy Alf, a twenty-six-year-old professional multimillionaire CEO of the largest export company in town, obsessed with order, organization, discipline, cleanliness, and much more, is recognized in high society for the way he manages his business and makes good decisions. Camille, a humble twenty-five-year-old girl, graduated from the psychology faculty of a small university, manages to get a job outside her hometown in Andy's company, to take a position in the human resources area, she accepts it far from home, since the pay is quite striking and her mother now requires treatment for cancer. A few days after working in the ALF company, she meets Andy, her immediate boss, who regardless of the fact that he is about to marry one of the most beautiful women in the world show business, becomes obsessed with that girl, taking him to the point of committing crazy things and persecutions, when he finally manages to establish a relationship with her, it becomes a toxic courtship and full of sentimental problems, reaching the point of questioning the sanity of the two of them, can Andy and Camille be together despite their problems? A thousand separations in the same relationship, only one ending.

Ikinasal ako sa isang lalaking hindi ko naman gusto at ka close. Yes! School mate ko siya before at hinding-hindi ko siya gusto! Wala naman akong magawa dahil kailangan ito para maisalba ang kompanya ni Grandpa. Ngunit, pagtapos ng maraming pagsubok sa relasyon naming dalawa ay nahulog siya sa akin at umaming ako ang gusto niya. Paano nga ba nangyari iyon!? E mahal na mahal niya ang girlfriend niya at galit na galit siya sa akin noon dahil ikinasal ako sa kanya at ang girlfriend niya ang gusto niyang pakasalan. Teka, kasalanan ko ba iyon!? Pero, nang mahulog din ako sa kanya, hahayaan ko ba ang puso kong ito na tumibok sa kanya? Lalo na at sa utak ko, ang tanging gusto ko lang ay ang childhood friend ko. Sasaluin niya pa kaya ako?

Morana has lost everything; her mom, her pack and security. She is left to suffer at her uncle's hand as his punching bag and his guard's whore. Getting tired of being defiled and bruised she escapes with the help of her wolf only to stumble on dangerous grounds where she is further used and left to die. She saved by a mate who is set on killing her and tries to keep the secret to herself..

Kayla Smith is not your average 16-year-old girl she has a deep secret of her own but then again Kayla very rarely meets other humans as she spends most of her time in her horse form, who goes by the name of blue, she does not have any family members that she knows of which is why she is spends all her time alone. Seth summers is not your average 19-year-old guy, he is soon to be the alpha of one of the most feared packs in the world, but that does not mean he has everything that an alpha could want, he is still yet to find his mate, he may not want to find her for his own demons but what wolf could live without looking for his mate, will Seth find out? This is a book about a girl, not just any girl she is one of the last horse shifters around, but no one knows what or who she is, is she destined to live her life alone with only her horse to keep her company or will she find what she has been looking for? She will have many obstacles along her way, but it will all be worth it in the end. Will love blossom or will she be forced to run from what she has been looking fit her whole life, and a boy who thinks he has everything but what happens when their fate brings them together? Will they be able to face the trouble that will soon follow them, or will they break apart and go their own separate ways?

When Tala Eloise Sandejas learned that her billionaire father was looking for a man to marry her to finally put an end to her ‘wild and carefree days’, inunahan na niya ito. She offered a contract marriage to some handsome and willing random guy in a club she frequents to and got hitched instantly. Subalit matapos ang mainit na gabing pinagsaluhan nila ng kanyang bagong asawa, natagpuan na lamang ni Tala ang sariling tumatakas mula rito dahil hindi ito katulad ng bayarang lalaking inaakala niya. The man she married is no other than Knoxx Iossif Stefanos Stavropoulos, the owner of a motosport company and was actually… a prince. Realizing her plan didn't go the way she wanted to, she hid from Knoxx, hired someone to destroy their marriage records and decided to fight against her father's selfish schemes alone. Four years later, muli silang nagkita ni Knoxx. Kliyente na niya ito ngayon sa sikat na fashion house na kanyang pagmamay-ari. At mukhang determinado rin itong pagbayarin siya sa kasalanang akala niya'y naitama na niya noon. Magawa kaya ulit ni Tala na takasan si Knoxx? Will she successfully guard her heart from falling for the prince when he is now more handsome and irresistible than ever? Will she surrender to sinful kisses and just accept her punishment from running away? Or will she fight for her freedom at all cost for the sake of their son-- another prince who will be caught between the dangerous game of revenge, deceit and power for the sake of the Maritrian throne?

After masking herself with the good, prim, and proper facade, the daughter of the Vela Solana Family, Willow Andromeda Salavieja, uses her pen to reveal her emotions, the only way to express her thoughts and feelings. No one knows that she writes. When she faces an existential crisis, she finds herself on the outskirts of town, where she wanders and wonders about how life is happy and simple there- or so she thought. On the day she crosses the path with Atlas Hussein Elizondo, the truth finally unveils; everything was just a hoax. She found out the poor life of the minority and how it hinders children from reaching their dreams. The moment she opened her lips, words spread and traveled. But then, she can't help but ask and doubt herself if she made the right decision.

The CEO of the biggest mall in the Philippines and heir to a billion dollar company marries a housekeeper's daughter. Sunny's back in Buencamino to take care of her sick mother and to rekindle her old love only to find out that her ex-boyfriend already married someone else. Heartbroken, she