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CAROLINE PATRICIA FROWLINE, is the illegitimate daughter of Mr. Frowline. Nang ipinanganak siya ay namatay ang kanyang ina kaya hindi ito naikasal sa kanyang ama. Kahit na ganun ay lumaki siyang mabait, magalang at masipag. May potensyal sa negosyo ang dalaga so she gave her all into it. May pinupusuan siyang binata pero hindi niya ito tinuunan ng pansin dahil alam niyang wala siyang pag-asa—not until both of their fathers arranged their marriage. Tumutol siya nung una, pero pumayag na rin siya. Alang-alang sa ama niya, at dahil mahal niya ang binata. Caroline thought that once she married him, he would bring heaven to her—but it turned out to be the other way around. Sa simula lang pala maayos ang lahat. She lost their first baby because of him. He keeps hurting her every time umuuwi ito galing trabaho. It was endless misery until one day, she saw him lying on the ground outside, unconscious with blood on his chest. She was seen on the crime scene, so the police took her into custody and accused her of murdering her husband. She was sent to jail for 8 years. When she got out, akala niya ay OKAY na ang lahat, but when she went to her father's house, she was kicked out. She was left with nothing. The accusation of her killing her husband changed her life, pero hindi sumuko si Caroline. Nangako siyang babangon siyang muli at binago ang kanyang katauhan bilang ROSITA MANSALANG. Namasukan siya bilang katulong sa binatang si CROSS RAVEN WOODSMAN—isang binata na obsessed sa kanya. Pero malamig pa sa yelo, at walang sinasanto pag-dating sa ibang tao. At parte ang binata ng isang malaking organisasyon sa bansa. Tatanggapin kaya ni Rosita ang pag-ibig ng binata sa kanya? O may matutuklasan ang binata sa kanya?

Pria Percival, a student of PAFI, passionate for films and documentaries. Ironically, her life is not in her direction as she was fired from her part-time job and met Triden Mark Lavadez, heir of Lavadez Shipping Lines. Then, had an explicit agreement that would benefit both parties. Agreement that made Pria ingest her remaining dignity and philosophy.

(First Generation 5) Pilit na ipinakasal ng kanyang mga magulang si Terrence Mikael Saavedra kay Corazon Villaluna kahit pa may iba na siyang mahal kaya naman ipinangako niya sa sarili na gagawin ang lahat para magdusa sa piling niya ang asawa. Bata pa lang si Corazon ay gusto na niya ang binatang si Terrence kaya nang mabigyan siya ng pagkakataong maikasal silang dalawa, hindi na niya ito pinakawalan pa. Subalit sa kanilang pagsasama imbes na magiging masaya siya ay puro pait at hinagpis lamang ang kanyang nararanasan sa piling ng kanyang asawa. Darating kaya ang araw na matututunan siyang mahalin ng asawa o susuko nalang siya? Paano kung muling magbalik ang babaeng mahal ni Terrence sa buhay nila? Handa ba niyang ipaglaban ang kanyang karapatan bilang legal na Mrs.Corazon Saavedra?

Si Mariya Luiesa Inocencio ay isang desi nuebe anyos na dalaga. Mag-isang itinaguyod ng ina at kapwa sandigan ang bawat isa. Kaya nang magkaroon ng malubhang karamdaman ang ina ay handa niyang gawin ang lahat upang maipagamot lamang ito. Kapalit ng sariling dignidad, pikit-matang isinalang ni Mariya ang sarili sa isang subasta. Ang matipunong binata na nakabili sa kaniya ay walang iba kundi si Montgomery Brylly Montañez III—isang tanyag at multibilyunaryong negosyante na nangangailangan ng anak upang makuha ang atensyon ng sariling ama na ninanais nitong lubos. Magawa kaya nilang punan ang pangangailangan ng isa’t isa? O ang mga paraan nilang iyon ang maghahatid sa kanila tungo sa mas komplikadong sitwasyon?

BOOK 1: Kidnapping Miss Kidnapper BOOK 2: Miss Kidnapper Has A Secret Blurb She left; she married Ivo, but she has a secret that wants her to just keep it secret no matter what. It’s already Affeya, not Azaylie. She comes back but gets kidnapped again. "Sa subrang saya ko ngayon, sabik na akong isagawa ang plano ko, ang kidnapin siya, akitin at maging akin." -Yrony Delazardo He is ready to play fire to get the person he owns first. He loves her. He wants to protect her, so when she comes back, he kidnaps her again. He seduces her, even though he knows that she is already married. He can play dirty to get her back, even though there’s only 1% to make her his again, but that secret and a lie made everything change.

Banyak bab kekerasan dan 21+ harap bijak memilih bacaan Perasaan cinta Leila begitu besar terhadap Jack di masa lalu, walau pria itu tidak pernah ingat kepadanya. Kini keduanya di pertemukan dalam ke tidak sengajaan dan berakhir dengan sebuah pernikahan dadakan. Perasaan Leila yang masih sama dengan 10 tahun lalu, menerima lamaran Jack tanpa mengetahui bahwa ia hanya istri yang tidak pernah di cintai. Dengan kata lain, di nikahi dan di ceraikan demi bisa kembali kepada cinta pertama. “Aku minta maaf, berapa uang yang ingin kau mau. Aku akan memberikannya padamu, asal kau enyah dari hidupku.” Lelia masih diam menatapi Jack yang kini bukanlah Jack dulu yang ia cintai lagi. bukan pria yang membuat dirinya dari itik buruk rupa menjadi angsa. “Aku tahu, yang kau inginkan hanya cerai dariku.” Jack terdiam, ia menatapi kepergian Leila dari rumah yang mereka huni bedua selama setahun ini. Hingga indentitas asli Leila terbongkar dan berhasil kah Jack mengejar cinta Leila kembali. Disaat wanita yang sudah ia sakiti begitu dalam, ternyata benar-benar menghilang dari hidupnya.

A young lady named Gwyneth Hope Gabriel have no wings to fly. But, is it really necessary to have wings in lrder to fly?Then, she met someone who changed her life-full-of-drama. A man who desires to become a lawyer because of his mother. Gwy said that the true artist is in the heart of a good lawyer. But, what if everything turns upside down? What if the man who promised her the world became someone she'll despise forever? But, what if he needed to be bad to fight for something good?

Twins Christine and Jared are two days away from their 21st birthdays, the biggest birthdays of their lives. Not only will they get their Goddess gifts and take over as alpha and beta of their pack, but they also have the potential to find their mates. But on a night out on the town, they find themselves drawn to wolves they never expected. Jared can't tear himself away from his best friend and his sister's best friend. Christine has a one night stand and finds herself pregnant, something that can only happen with your mate. But when Jared can't understand his attraction to his two friends and when Christine can't find her mate because they only exchanged first names, a game of Hide and Seek begins. Book 1 of the Trio Legacies series Sequel Series to the Trio of Mates Series

My name is Arabella. I sold 20 years of my life to become a vampire’s attendant after my father’s death in order to help my family. I should have been scared of blood and fangs, but instead, I long for my master's touches. What I didn't know was that my desire for him would bring me nothing but destruction. ***“You taste delicious.” He licks his lips, pulling me closer to him.The warmth of his skin against mine, and the soothing rhythm of his beating heart calms me a bit. I relax my shoulders and lie there with my head on his chest.“Ara, I'm your master and it’s my responsibility to keep you safe, but I failed today.”His words sound sincere, and I really wish I could believe him. But all vampires are monsters.He just happens to be the monster I wish I could trust.My Vampire Master: A Contract of Blood and Lust is created by Angeline Hartwood, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

Tinanggap ni Maribel Lopez ang maging other woman ni Calixto Condor dahil mahal niya ito. Hindi naman niya pinagsisihan ang naging desisyon dahil naging masaya siya sa piling ng lalaki, na hindi naglihim sa pagiging pinuno ng mafia. Kaya naman tumagal ang kanilang pagsasama hanggang sa magkaroon sila ng anak, na binuhay nilang limitado ang pakikisalamuha sa kapwa. Si Alexa, na lumaki at nagkaisip na may pribadong buhay. Pero dahil din sa pag-ibig ay binuksan ang sariling mundo para papasukin ang isang guwapong estangherong binata. Si Kaizer John Avila, na natagpuan niya sa gitna ng kalsada habang malakas ang buhos ng ulan. Walang malay-tao ang lalaki, na isa palang pinuno ng mafia. Bagay na nalihim sa kanyang kaalaman dahil malayo ito sa hitsura nito. Kahit may pasa ito sa pisngi at may sugat sa noo ay napaka-amo ng mukha. Kaya iniligtas niya ito sa naka-ambang sakuna at inalagaan hanggang sa gumaling. Inilihim sa kanya ni Kaizer John na ipinakidnap ito ng kalaban, na gustong makuha ang pagiging pinuno ng mafia. Kaya nanatili ito sa kanyang bahay hanggang sa gumaling. At lumakas. Bagay na naging dahilan kaya lihim na nakilala nito ang kanyang Ama na si Calixto Condor. Nagkaroon din ito ng pagkakataon na matuklasang si Alexa ang itinatagong anak sa labas ni Calixto, na batid na nagpakidnap dito. Kaya gumawa ito ng paraan para manatili pa ito sa kanyang bahay, na ang pakay ay gamitin siya sa paghihiganti sa sariling Ama. Mawawalan kaya ng saysay ang pagmamahal na iniukol ni Alexa para kay Kaizer John? Paano niya matutuklasang pinuno pala ng mafia ang iniibig na lalaki, na nais patayin ng kanyang Ama para mabawi dito ang kapangyarihan sa hinahawakang grupo? Wala nga kaya itong nararamdamang pag-ibig sa kanya at ang tanging mananaig ay ang paghihiganti?