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' A girl really needs a job to have a money for her Mother's sick ' ' She want her Mother to take a operation, just to make her Mother fine ' ' What if the only chance to have her a money is to pretend? ' ' Not just easy pretend,She need to pretend as the unknown guy GIRLFRIEND? Does she will accept it or reject it? '

Si Lara ay isang babae na may malungkot na nakaraan at buhay. Wala siyang sariling pamilya, wala siyang sariling ipon, at nagsusumikap siya sa araw-araw para lang mabuhay. Limang taon na siyang nagtatrabaho bilang janitress sa isang sikat at prestihiyosong kumpanya sa bansa, ang Etoile Cosmetics. Ang kanyang pang-araw-araw na gawain ay ang gumising ng maaga sa umaga, pumasok sa trabaho, umuwi sa tinitirhang apartment, at magpalipas ng malungkot na gabi nang mag-isa. Nais niyang maging katulad ni Amanda Montserrat, isang maganda, mayaman at isang makapangyarihang babae na nagmamay-ari ng kumpanya na Etoile Cosmetics. At mukhang nagkatotoo ang kanyang kahilingan. Nang dahil sa isang malaking aksidente ay nabubuhay siya ngayon bilang si Amanda Montserrat at kailangan niyang mamuhay sa mundo nito hanggang sa makabalik siya sa kanyang sariling katawan! Pero paano niya gagawin iyon?

(This story may contain violent plotline. Read at your own risk. R18) Leigh is just an ordinary high school girl who wants to finish her studies peacefully, but things don't seem to be going as planned when she witnesses the brutality of Kenji, a guy with a darker past. She began to become involved with this guy that night, no matter how hard she tried to avoid him. Meeting him is a nightmare she never wished for-and as she becomes entangled with Kenji, unexplainable feelings begin to grow inside of her. No matter how much she tries to avoid him, fate has a way of bringing them together. How is she going to get away from him? Will she be able to get away from him, or will the opportunity to change him and make him a better person pass her by?

"I can't feel pain until I met you" Ten Crayson is a son of a multi-billionaire and the only heir of the fifth-teen companies of Crayson. He is special because of his congenital analgasia or CIP-- he cannot feel pain and loss his senses. He is the legendary of the BGW University where nightmares are true and touchable, and do troublesome activities with the three gangs. In a twist of destiny, Ten met a handsome but softhearted man named Krist De Vera who was also the owner of De Vera Group of Companies Incoporated and the rival of the Crayson. In the presence of Krist, Ten slowly knows his past that even Krist himself doesn't know about. He slowly fell in love with him and brings a new chapter of his life that changes how he see the world around him.

We all have that certain dream that we wanted to achieve. And through planning, we can be a step closer to that dream. But we cannot deny that unexpected things happen which ruining our plans and think that we failed. Just like Cassie. ArtRosesSweetsOne DirectionParisAnd a babyThese are the things Cassidy Mendez are in love with since she experienced a traumatic heart break from her previous relationship. So she planned everything for herself. Find a nice job after graduation, have her baby and finally, go to Paris with the baby. She doesn't care if she's alone. She doesn't need a guy in her life. She's fine with the men in her family and Terrence-her bestfriend whom she had a deal to be in an engagement if they are already thirty, and he still doesn't find a girl he love. But little did Cassidy know, that destiny weaved a different plan for her when she met Zyle.

Ako si Loukrisha Makabajo, ang NOT SO BEAUTY na dalagang sumabak sa pagkakasambahay makatulong lang sa pamilya at sa kasamaang palad, isang gwapong BEAST ang naging amo ko, si Spencer Mackenzie na kung ilalarawan ang ugali ay mas malala pa sa isang halimaw na naiisip ninyo.Sa pagdating kaya ng panahon ay maaari ding maging isang prinsepe ang BEAST na katulad niya kagaya ng nangyari sa isang kwento sa fairytale?Pwede rin kaya na ang isang NOT SO BEAUTY na kagaya ko ay magkaroon ng happily ever after kasama niya?

Trina Ellis grew up from a broken family, so while growing up she instilled in her mind that there is nothing good about getting married 'happy ending doesn't exist' though until she met Chiharu Harriz. *** Trina Ellis A.KA. Sky is a spy agent from Equilibrium Agency. One day, the Agency sent her on a mission in Japan to assassinate all the six members of Gokudo Soshiki also known as Yakuza Organization, one of the toughest gang in the country. On the mission, Sky accidentally met Chiharu Harriz o 'Chin' a Japanese-American. He hated Trina for her existence na halos isumpa nito ang dalaga dahil aksidenteng nasira ni Trina ang proposal nito para sa longtime girlfriend nito. Tila ba nananadya ang panahon at palaging pinagkrus ang landas nila, tuloy mahinuhang aso't pusa ang bangayan nilang dalawa. Ngunit paano kung ang hatred will turn into love? Kakalimutan na ba niya ang kanyang paniniwala na happy ending doesn't exist? Disclaimer: This story written in a combination of Tagalog and English Cover design Sheryl Singh

Agatha Zarina Fuentalejo's world revolves only around the money of her parents and men. She is a certified bad girl in Manila. Her hobby is to break the innocent hearts of men who are captivated by her beauty. Because of that, her parents took all her allowance and cards. According to her parents, they will no longer support their child when it comes to financial purposes. She had to find a job to earn money so that she could provide for her basic needs. There, she would meet Alzeondè Mozart, the CEO of the Mozart group of companies and also her boss. In order to keep living, Agatha will apply to the Mozart company as secretary of the CEO. Is there any chance that they fall in love with each other or it will be the way to find the truth about the mysteries of their past.

Atacia Montreal, kilala bilang si Death, ay isang babaeng mayroong hindi pangkaraniwang buhay. Mas lalo pa itong gumulo ng pasukin niya ang ekswelahan na nagngangalang Heather Academy: School of Fighters kung saan pumapasok ang mga fighters at charmers. Siya at kaniyang kaibigan na si Cassie Santos ay pumasok sa paaralang ito upang maprotektahan ang kanilang sarili, pati narin ang mga Normans. Maraming pagsubok ang dumating sakaniya, at isa na doon ang Dark Queen. Hinahabol siya ng Dark Queen upang patayin. Nanatili siya sa paaralang ito upang mahasa at mapag-aralan ang kaniyang kakayahan sa paggamit ng kaniyang charms. Dito ay nakabuo siya ng mga kaibigan ng hindi niya inaasahan. Dito ay nakabuo siya ng bagong pamilya. Nangako sila sa na poprotektahan ang isa't-isa. Nangako sila na walang iwanan, hanggang dulo ay sama samang haharapin ang mga pagsubok na darating.

“Marry my friend,” utos ni dad. “What?” hindi makapaniwalnag tanong ko. Friend? Ibig sabihin ka age ni dad? No way! Para isalba ang yaman ng kanilang pamilya, pipilitin si Amelia ng dad niya na magpakasal sa kaibigan nito. Sa kagustuhan niyang makatakas ay naka one-night stand niya ang bilyonaryong si Liam, na naghahanap na ng mapapangasawa para makabuo ng sariling pamilya ngunit wala pang nakakaabot sa mataas na standards nito. Habang ang pokus naman ni Amelia noong mga panahon na iyon ay takasan ang pamilya niya at ang matandang gustong ipakasal sa kanya. Pero paano kung malalaman niya na buntis siya at kambal pa? Uunahin niya ba ang tumakas o bumuo ng sariling pamilya?