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Bagai jatuh tertimpa tangga hidup Gamma Pranadipta dilanda masalah bertubi-tubi. Malam selepas menyaksikan pengkhianatan yang dilakukan Rosa, calon istrinya, Gamma berniat melampiaskan amarahnya dengan menyewa seorang dewi malam. Namun, karena terlalu mabuk ia tak menyadari bahwa bukan dewi malamlah yang ia ajak bersenang-senang melainkan seorang pelayan baru di hotel yang ia sewa bernama Serra. Ironisnya kesalahan malam itu menumbuhkan janin tak bersalah di rahim perempuan tak berdaya. Gamma harus menikahi Serra agar tak merusak citra baiknya sebagai seorang ternama. Sementara pelayan hotel itu terpaksa menerima pinangan Gamma karena tak sanggup membiayai hidupnya. Pernikahan mereka hanya sebatas hitam di atas putih. Lantas bisakah keduanya menjalani pernikahan tanpa cinta itu? Dan bagaimana jika Rossa, mantan kekasih Gamma kembali muncul mengusik rumah tangga mereka? Follow instagram author: @sinarrembulann untuk mengetahui perkembangan novel ini yah🤍

Life has never been good to me. And just when I thought life couldn't get any worse, the Goddess mocked me one more time and gave me a stubborn and difficult Alpha as my fated mate - someone who wanted nothing to do with me. But what did I have to lose? To begin with, I had nothing. So leaving and forgetting all about him should be easy. Well it was, until it wasn't. ¤¤¤¤¤ The book is the second in the Black Shadow Pack Series Spin-off Novels. While the story stands alone, I recommend that you read the series and the spin-off novel Book 1, to gain a better understanding of the characters. BLACK SHADOW PACK SERIES: Book 1 - HE'S MY ALPHA (Completed) Book 2 - THE BETA IS MINE (Completed) Book 3 - LOVING THE GAMMA (Completed) Spin-off Novel Book 1 - IN THE ARMS OF MY ALPHA (Completed) Spin-off Novel Book 2 - THROUGH THE EYES OF MY ALPHA (Completed)

“Om, pengantinmu tertukar. Harusnya bukan aku, tapi kakakku Aisyah.” Andin mencoba berbicara kepada calon suami sang kakak agar ia mau membatalkan pernikahannya. “Aku tidak peduli, siapa pun yang menjadi pengantinku! Aku tidak suka kakakmu ataupun dirimu!” ucapnya dengan tegas sambil melirik sinis pada Andin. “Wah, nih orang tua belagu amat. Pantesan aja nggak laku,” gumam Andin. Andin Putri Pradipta, gadis berusia 21 tahun, harus menggantikan sang kakak sebagai pengantin dari Haidar Mannaf. Pemuda berusia 30 tahun yang mau dijodohkan hanya untuk mendapatkan harta warisan orang tuanya. Akankah Andin mampu menaklukkan seorang Haidar? Pemuda yang dingin terhadap wanita dan hanya uang yang menjadi tujuan hidup Haidar. Selamat datang di novel terbaruku. Ini merupakan spin off dari novel My Absurd Wife. Follow instagramku nyi.ratu_gesrek.

Banyak adegan 21+. Dan novel ini membahas perselingkuhan rumah tangga. Tolong bijak dalam berkomentar, ya ....***"Tubuhmu sangat indah, Nara. Aku ingin kau mengerang di bawahku," ucap Pak Arsen, laki-laki yang menjadi bosku. "Jaga ucapan Anda, Pak. Di mana sopan santun Anda terhadap istri orang?" Kupaksa suara itu keluar dari tenggorokan yang tercekat sejak tadi. Tubuhku mundur menghindari laki-laki yang belakangan ini membuatku ingin gila. Dia berjalan pelan, menggiring kakiku ke belakang. Pinggulku beradu dengan sudut meja kerjanya yang membuatku terjebak dalam kungkungannya. Pak Arsen meletakkan kedua tangan di atas meja untuk mengunciku. Tubuhku membeku membalas tatapannya. "Nara, aku bisa memuaskanmu di ranjang," bisiknya sangat dekat. Hangat napasnya merongrong telingaku dan membekukan kedua kaki, kala Pak Arsen menyatukan bibir kami.***Follow author di ig @butiran_debugn dan fb ame mey, untuk mengikuti novel lainnya. Terima kasih.

Bayu adalah seorang lelaki dari pedesaan. Dia mengadu nasib ke ibu kota. Dengan kemampuan dan kepandaiannya, dia menjadi sukses dan di pinang oleh CEO untuk menjadi menantunya. Dia menyamar sebagai driver ojol untuk mengetahui pasar aplikasi yang di buatnya. Kejadian lucu dan mengharukan menyertainya, ketika dia menjadi driver ojek online. Istrinya bahkan selalu di buat cemburu ketika dirinya di ganggu oleh para ibu-ibu dan mbak-mbak yang mengenalinya karena sudah berlangganan. Selain itu, dia sering mendapatkan perlakuan yang tidak menyenangkan, ketika berada di tempat para orang kaya. Cacian, hinaan dan makian sering dia terima. Akan tetapi, karena sifatnya yang baik hati tidak di hiraukannya.

One night of boldness leads to a marriage of convenience. Just a plain agreement. No commitment but a lot of sex. She is liking the setup until the 'right one' came back. Without a fuss, she left, bringing the memories and another heartbeat. ********** Dumped by her two-year relationship for the reason of her being prude and frigid, Alexzia Montes proves she was otherwise. With four glasses of wine in her system, she delved into a passionate night with a stranger she randomly picked. "Do I need to pay you? How much?" she outrightly asked. "Can you afford me?" he snickers. "Just tell me how much" she stubbornly retorted. She is getting pissed by his arrogance. "500 billion dollars" he briefly replies with raised challenging brows. "What?" she mumbles in disbelief. "My present net worth is more or less 500 billion dollars" he unconcernedly replied. Stunned, she becomes quiet. "That's why you look familiar..." she frustratedly whispers, facepalming herself. The man she often sees on tv and in newspapers but hasn't met in person. The only person in the country who has a five hundred billion net worth. "CEO Lucien Wright..." she whispers in despair, almost indistinct. Of all people, she had chosen the cold and ruthless CEO of Wright Group of Companies. How could she afford him? He could even buy her, body and soul. "I need a wife, a bait for my girlfriend to come back. Name your price" he casually announced, handing her the documents. "Once she is back, you will sign the divorce paper and peacefully leave. I will pay you, just name the amount" he added. The offer is tempting Alexzia. She needs ten million dollars and it's an impossible plight but she has an easy way out, being a Ten Million Dollar Wife to CEO Wright.

A growl escaped his throat as my robe fell and pooled at my feet. I was completely naked. I saw his eyes dilating. He wanted me. That was all that mattered. A seductive smile curled on my lips, hiding the nervousness I felt. "I'm all yours, Alpha..." "Get dressed! And get out!" His breathing hitched as his gaze swept all over my naked form. I walked towards him, biting my lower lip as I reached for his shirt, unbuttoning it while ignoring his anger. He would have pushed me away if he didn't want this, but instead, he moved swiftly and pinned me against the wall. "Is this what you want?" His said hoarsely. His breath brushed against my neck, sending pleasurable tingles between my thighs as he pressed his front against mine. I stared back at him, letting my eyes show the emotions I had kept hidden all these years. "I want you, Caspian." ***** In a world where Alpha Females are pawns for the Claiming, being an Omega Female is considered a blessing. Andrea was born and raised as an Omega. She had the freedom to choose whether to be claimed by her mate or be someone's chosen. And so she thought, until the reality of her past came hunting her.  Alpha Caspian knew from the very beginning that he wanted Andrea, whether they were fated mates or not. But by the time he was ready to make amends for sending her away when she was 15, a secret from her past had resurfaced.  Would he let her go this time? Or was she worth fighting for? ***** A spin-off novel from the Black Shadow Pack Series. While the story is stand-alone, I recommend that you read the Black Shadow Pack Series to gain a better understanding of the characters.

Meet Ashley Weston, a girl who was born into a good family from one of the second most powerful pack, “the blood moon pack” . At the age of 13 her parents were killed by the unknown. When the pack found her with her parents dead body, they thought she was the one that killed her parents because she was the only one that escaped death without a scratch on her body out of the three of them. Abandoned and shunned away by her family, maltreated by the entire pack, forcing her to become the slave and omega of the entire pack, Ashley had no choice but to keep from everyone when she shifted on her 15th birthday. Struggling with life, and living in constant fear. However, all these things are about to change when she meets her mate. [THIS IS MY FIRST NOVEL EVER. i DECIDED TO TRY VENTURING INTO WRITTING AFTER READING NOVELS FOR SO LONG. SO GUYS BARE WITH ME ON THE FEW MISTAKES I MIGHT IN BETWEEN.]

WARNING: This Book Contains Explicit scenes And Adult Languages Do you like reading steamy, naughty, dirty, and filthy romances?? If your answer is yes, get ready for the ultimate erotic excitement that will get your blood pumping and your ovaries twitching. This novel is a collection of short erotic stories. It contains all manner of sexual explicit including StepSister And Brother sex,, Office sex, Lesbian sex, Teacher and student sex, Doctor and patient, Bondage And domination, Gang sex. Etc.

Key begitu benci dengan dengan ayahnya. Juga keluarga barunya. Merasa muak karena harus setiap hari bertemu dengan Erik, mantan kekasih yang kini berstatus sebagai kakak tirinya. Merasa tidak sanggup lagi tinggal di sana, Key meminta sahabatnya Kahfi untuk menikahi dan membawanya pergi dari rumah itu. Pernikahan dadakan mereka tentu saja diwarnai dengan berbagai intrik dan juga polemik. Banyak adegan romantis dan juga lucu yang mereka lalui setelah menikah. Bagaimana nasib keduanya? Akankah mereka saling jatuh cinta, ataukah berakhir dengan perpisahan dan kembali menjadi sahabat? WARNING! Awas jatuh cinta dengan Kahfi. Karena saat menulis kisah mereka, aku juga menggilai sosok sahabat yang satu ini. Jika membacanya, maka kau akan menghayal dan berharap menjadi Key.