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⚠️Warning⚠️ MATURED CONTENT‼️ "I never regret loving you" Anthony Dale Villaflor is one of the notorious playboy in town. He loves playing around with women. He loves aggressive women who can satisfy him in bed. Pero nang makilala niya si Maria Clara Dizon- ang secretary ng pinsan niya. Nagbago bigla ang taste niya sa babae. Clara is an exact example of a real Maria Clara of the new generation. Anthony believes in love despite being a playboy. He is only waiting for the woman who will capture his heart. When one unforgettable night happened between him and Clara. He already knew, he finally found the one. Naging maayos ang agos ng relasyon nila. He got her pregnant and got married. Ngunit ang masayang pagsasama ay biglang nanlamig. They lost their first baby. Nagbago ang lahat. Maging siya ay hindi na rin kilala ang sarili. He was totally depressed for losing their baby. May dapat bang sisihin? Si Clara o siya? Until Clara left and realization hit him. Sa muli nilang pagkikita, may pag-asa pa bang mabuo ang nawasak na pagsasama. May lakas ba siya ng loob para bitawan ang mga katagang "Make Me Yours Again" kung kapwa na silang may pananagutan.

After Nea discovered that his boyfriend Nile is cheating on her with her best friend she decided to run away for a while and went to a certain homeland to heal her heart. However, when she came there, destiny doesn't want her to be happy as she meets his boyfriend's twin Rile who exactly looks like her boyfriend, even their voice and the way Rile talks are way the same as her boyfriend leaving her in big confusion. What is the faith that's waiting for her at the island. Let's all unfold that.

"Ketika orang yang ku sayangi menginginkan orang yang ku cintai" Alenzia Atmazya dan Alexa Atmazya adalah sepasang anak kembar dari salah satu pengusaha properti yang cukup sukses di Indonesia. Terlahir dikeluarga yang sempurna menuntut keduanya untuk ikutan sempurna layaknya sang papa yang berhasil mendirikan kerajaan bisnis impiannya. Bagi Alenzia terlahir dikeluarga kaya raya menjadi beban tersendiri untuknya, dia yang lebih menyukai seni dituntut untuk pintar dan sempurna layaknya sang kakak Alexa Atmazya yang sudah berhasil memasuki perusahaan disaat dirinya masih di jenjang sekolah menengah. Terlahir dikeluarga yang sempurna, dibalik orang tuanya yang selalu menuntutnya ini itu Alexa selalu ada untuk mendukung apapun yang dilakukannya, Alexa tumbuh menjadi seorang kakak yang sempurna untuknya, yang menyayanginya tanpa menuntut apapun setidaknya sampai kehadiran seseorang merubah segalanya. Karena nyatanya kedatangan seorang Amreez Rizqin Wijaya merubah segalanya. Kehadirannya tak hanya mendatangkan banyak cinta, tapi juga kesedihan untuk seorang Alenzia Atmazya

After spending five years in a marriage her parents disapproved of and her only right as a member of the Miller family taken away, Rosetta's life just started going downhill. She was always in the shadows since birth and she thought her only means of happiness was marrying the man whom she thought loved her, even though her parents refused the idea but her life wasn't any better. Her husband threw her into prison after being framed by his mistress for her miscarriage and being in prison toughened her up. Now she was back for revenge and no one would stop her.

Shannon Gray loved Sean Ford wholeheartedly, regardless of her loneliness or feelings of lack of accomplishment.She once believed that he would be her forever until the end. However, things happened the other way around. Finally, she woke up when he pushed her to the edge of the cliff for another woman, only then did she know that she was just a passerby in his life and he would never be hers…Sean, you will regret this one day. In fact, no one can escape from feeling helpless. Perhaps, I will be gone when you decide to come back...

Akala ni Iyana Lopez ay hindi na siya muling tatapak pa sa mansyon ng mga Gromeo pagkatapos ang divorce na naganap sa kanila ni Bryant Gromeo. Ngunit isang araw ay natagpuan na lamang niya ang sarili na muling nakatayo sa harap ng mansyon dahil sa aksidenteng naganap sa anak. Baon si Iyana sa utang. Kailangang operahan ang anak niya at kailangan niya ng pera upang mailigtas ang buhay ng anak. Tanging si Bryant na lang, ang ama ng anak niya, ang naisip niyang makatutulong sa kaniya. Ngunit pagkatapos magmakaawa at lumuhod ni Iyana, sa huli ay natagpuan niya ang sarili niyang lumuluha sa labas ng mansyon ng mga Gromeo. Doon siya natagpuan ni Arden Gromeo, ang kapatid ni Bryant. Desperado si Iyana na siyang dahilan ng nangyaring pagtanggap niya sa kasunduan na matagal nang inalok sa kaniya ng lalaki. Papakasalan ni Iyana si Arden kapalit ng pagligtas nito sa anak niya. Ang akala ni Iyana ay natapos na ang problema niya. Ngunit, paano kung 'yon lang pala ang simula?

Choices, life if full of them and each one offers several paths to walk down. Mary knows all about choices. It was because of a string of them she went from living a happy life with her parents to end up an orphan working in the castle kitchen. Mary is now working hard while praying she wouldn't be kicked out on the street. The man she loves, her best friend, doesn't see her but is courting another woman who does her best to make Mary feel worthless. To top everything off, the sickness is back in the city which means Mary's only refuge is gone. She is trapped and she feels like a trapped animal. That is when Lady Tariana comes back into Mary's life. She was the one that saved Mary when she was a child. Now she is back and she offers Mary new choices, travel back with Lady Tariana to her home. It's just one choice, but with each of the choices comes a myriad of new choices and consequences. Can she leave her love behind? Would she managed to survive in a new world? And what about magic? Does it really exist? Time is running out and she needs to make her decision or the world will make it for her.

This is the story of a dying girl. Gracie. And just like every dying person, she had wishes. Infact she had a bucket list of things she wanted to do before she finally dies. * She had cancer of the blood and bone marrow. Chronic lymphocytic Leukaemia. It develops from a type of white blood cell called B cells and it progresses slowly. Symptoms may not show until maybe years for some patients. Her CLL was aggressive and needed chemotherapy treatment early. But it was a little late for her when they discovered. So wth no early treatment, She had just 5 years to live. The hospital became her home. She was given a room there to live indefinitely. She could still recall her dad’s gloomy face while decorating her room. She eventually recovered a little, just like every other days, she found herself retiring to her former routine. Her chats with him. But when she told him she was sick and was gonna die, he kind of took it differently than she expected. He asked her why. And her reply was probably the last message on their chat till this day. If he blocked her or something, she just doesn't know. she could never find him again on social media. She cried for weeks. He was supposed to be her best friend. She was never gonna make peace with Cancer or resign to fate. No way. Eventually she stopped treatment 2 yrs later when she got her independence. No matter the treatment, she would never be able to live as long as she wants anyway. So why prolong the torture? But that was a difficult decision to make nonetheless because she stopping the treatment meant she'd have to die earlier than 5 years. But she’d rather make peace with that as long as she could do whatever she wanted before dying. ..................... It's all about love, drama, regret.

Nora relocated to New York City to start a new life and had no plan to fall in love because of her past experience but fate plays its trick when she got the opportunity to work as a PA in film production. She also got lucky to take the spot of a female lead in the film and she ended up kissing Kieran, a gynophobia. Kieran's mother developed an interest in her and paid her to make her son love her. What will she do when she discovered his ugly past with black shadow? Will she love him despite she made up her mind not to love again?

When Bonita began hoping to take their relationship to the next level, towards marriage, Benjamin was caught red-handed cheating with a graceful and seductive model. Letting go of the man she loved was incredibly difficult for Bonita. The four years they had spent together, after she had closed her heart due to trauma from a previous marriage, were too precious to just let go. Will Benjamin admit to his affair and choose the sexy model? What will become of Benjamin and Bonita's relationship after the affair is exposed?