jokes about men

Claret Angelique Montealegre the unwanted wife of a famous billionaire, Primo Gabriel Montealegre. Si Claret ay nakuntento sa kung anong kayang ibigay ni Primo sa nakalipas na 3 years nilang pagsasama bilang mag-asawa. May mahal na iba si Primo bago pa sila ikinasal habang si Claret ay unti-unting nahulog sa kaniya. Pero paano nalang kung humingi ng annulment si Primo dahil sa natuklasan nito at sa pagbabalik ng totoong nagmamay-ari ng puso nito? Makakaya kaya ni Claret na magtiis kahit harap-harapan na siyang tinataboy ni Primo? Mababago niya ba ang desisyon ni Primo na iwanan siya para sa babaeng mahal nito na si Selene Angelic D'Andrea? Ano nalang ang magiging kapalaran ni Claret ngayong buntis siya? Maibubunyag niya kaya ang mga sekreto ni Selene? Anong nakatago sa mapagpanggap na katauhan ni Selene? Will they ever find out about the secrets she holds?

Jenine Ysabelle Guevarra, a simple Senior High School teacher at De La Salle University, had a conservative and old-fashioned approach to life. This led to her first boyfriend leaving her for a wealthy, sexy, and liberated woman. Since then, Jenine had become aloof with men and hadn't found a boyfriend until she reached the age of 32. For her, it was better to stay single than to get hurt again. Fate, however, had other plans. Jenine was assigned to teach the worst ABM section, where she met Huxley Baltimore, the younger brother of the man who had broken her heart. Huxley was handsome, rich, arrogant, rebellious, and a troublemaker, feared by everyone. At 20 years old, he hadn't finished Senior High because he kept dropping out of school. Even with his antics, he couldn't be expelled from the university because his family owned it. From the very first day in Huxley's class, Jenine experienced the headaches of unruly and noisy students. This was a tremendous challenge to her profession, and she wouldn't give up until she tamed these spoiled brats. However, Huxley challenged not just her profession but also her heart, manipulating her for his own game to get her fired from the university. Jenine was about to be kicked out, but Huxley intervened, saying, "I'd rather be expelled from here than lose such an outstanding teacher."

A different story of wives that will make you cry hard and fall in love... A story for all the women and wives who are suffering in physical and mental torture from their past or current relationships. For all the women had been screwed, cheated, and had suffered physical violence. This story is all about love, betrayal and moving on. Someday you will get away with the miserable life you had. God is with you, have faith. Samahan n'yo po kaming pasukin ang inyong mga puso. Samahan n'yo kaming lampasan lahat ng pagsubok sa buhay ng isang WIFE!

She was deeply suffering inside, but she chose not to open her mouth about it. He's ignorant about her pain. Until one day, she chose to give up. _______ Fatima Jane Robles, whenever she's with people, she only shows them her faked and staged smiles. Sa bawat matatamis niyang mga ngiti, may nakatagong mga sekretong takot siyang ipaalam sa kahit na sino. She was running away from the past, but the past kept on hunting her. She was silently battling all her struggles alone. Her smiles may be faked and staged because of a different level of pain she felt, nagagawa niyang maramdaman ang tunay na kasiyahan dahil sa iisang lalake, si Vishnu Lloyd Conception. Whenever the both of them were together, enjoying each other's company, especially in bed, she always gives him her genuine smiles. And, her smile never fails to caught him off guard. And as the saying goes, 'love comes in so many ways'. Hindi mo na lang mapapansin na tinamaan ka na pala. Until one day, she just realised that she already had fallen for him. But the thing is, it was too late.

She is a high-level assassin of the Black Eagle Organization, with her unrivaled beauty and aptitudes, everyone admired her but she doesn’t give a damn about it. All she craves is revenge and justice for her mother’s death, the only goal of Gracious Grace Moncatar. The leader of the Black Eagle Organization gave a special mission by group, and that special mission is to assassinate Don Victorino Tinsmith Sabio. Even if it’s a group; she grabbed the opportunity to work alone for her interest because she already knows that the Sabio Family is the primary suspect in her mother’s death eight years ago. However, his father–the leader of B.E.O won’t allow her to work alone but what do you expect from a stubborn lady? Because of her disobedience, the leader leaves no choice but to use the organization as a bet of the mission, if she failed to assassinate Don Victorino, the organization will be fallen forever. One night, she planned to seduce the man before assassinating him, but she fell into her pitfall. She never thought that the man was saucy like Adan and handsome like an actor because Don Victorino is old in the photo she saw. How come he became young? In just one night, one big failure was made. In just one mission, her goals became chaos. How can she escape her pitfall? How can she manage to correct her failure? Will she continue pursuing her only goal or leave the organization she loved wrecked by the leader? What will she choose?

Baliw na baliw si Larsen Cleo sa kanyang ex-boyfriend na si Wil— na gagawin niya ang lahat para mapaibig ulit ito. She even used Georgel Kien, the well-known CEO of Juanillo Corporation that is one of the biggest corporations in the country. Ginamit siya ni Cleo sa pag-aakala na magseselos ang dating nobyo at sakaling balikan siya nito.  But things make it worse.  After successfully getting back together with Wil, her heart is nowhere to be found. She seems uninterested towards Wil anymore and something was missing from her the day Kien and her decided to end the fake boyfriend thing. Afterwards, Cleo realized that she loves Georgel Kien now, not her ex boyfriend.  How can she make him fall in love if Kien is about to marry someone? Huli na ba ang lahat para sa kanila? 

"Daddy, Mom ran away! Again!" his son exclaimed with frustration. The powerful man exhaled a lot of air before he turned to his secretary. "Track your Madamé’s location. Also, call the higher-ups and tell them to lock down all the airports in this country within fifteen minutes. She can't leave." The secretary could only swallow in agony. His madamé really likes to run away from his master and little master, alas! Raeneera Clover Martinez, a woman who had everything she ever wanted - a loving fiancé, a caring stepsister, and a promising future. Pero sa gabi ng kasal nila ng fiancé, nalaman niyang matagal na pala siyang niloloko ng lalaking pinagkatiwalaan at ang stepsister na tinuring niyang bestfriend. They betrayed her and they even took away her life! However, fate had other plans for Neera. She was given a chance to start anew when she was reborn 15 years ago. And in a moment of passion, she had a one night stand with a powerful man before running away. Little did she know, she had conceived a child from that night. Sa loob ng limang taon, namuhay si Neera nang tahimik at nagpaplano kung paano gaganti sa mga taong nagpahirap sa kanya. But fate once again intervened when she met that powerful man from her past, Eliazar Mateo Ferguson. As they rekindled their relationship, Neera found herself torn between revealing the truth about their child and keeping it hidden to protect them from the people who wanted her dead. Will Neera find the courage to confront her past and embrace her future with Eliazar and their child? Or will she be consumed by the secrets that threaten to tear her apart? Find out in this gripping tale of love, betrayal, and second chances.

This story is about a half breed young lady who lived happily with her grandma and aunt Belle. She dreamt to become a successful business woman someday. She take scholarships to fullfil her studies that sponsored by the well known rich family in their city. But circumstances strike over Her after she graduated on college. She has no choice but to grab an opportunity just to save her grandma's life. She married her secret admirer when he offered her a deal. But those acceptance doesn't mean he doesn't love a young and wealthy bachelor. After all problems strikes and strikes but she stands for it while secretly carrying her pregnancy until she meet her biological father.

After masking herself with the good, prim, and proper facade, the daughter of the Vela Solana Family, Willow Andromeda Salavieja, uses her pen to reveal her emotions, the only way to express her thoughts and feelings. No one knows that she writes. When she faces an existential crisis, she finds herself on the outskirts of town, where she wanders and wonders about how life is happy and simple there- or so she thought. On the day she crosses the path with Atlas Hussein Elizondo, the truth finally unveils; everything was just a hoax. She found out the poor life of the minority and how it hinders children from reaching their dreams. The moment she opened her lips, words spread and traveled. But then, she can't help but ask and doubt herself if she made the right decision.

Eizzrie Yuki Sandoval is a typical rich girl who was once broke her heart by her past. As the obsession her healing, napagdesisyunan niyang pumunta sa Forteza Coast, isang paraiso na kakaunti lang ang nakakapasok. Dito ay makikita niya ang dalawang lalaking magpapasaya at magpapagulo sa kaniyang buhay. Dyq and Joem. As time passes by with Eizz in the Coast, she found herself falling for one of these men but as hopeful of healing herself, she just found herself in a darker side of her life. What will Eizz do? How will she handle it?