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"There are only two categories of women I sleep with. The ones I'm paying and the ones I'm dating," Kachi stated. "And I don't fall among the category of women you want to date?" Aria asked in disbelief. "You don't." "You're a real bastard. Why would I agree to sleep with you if I know you have no intention of dating me?" "Because I want you. And I know that you want me too." Aria stared at him, hating that he was right and hating herself for letting it be. From the first time she had met him, she'd known that she would wreck herself to have this man. *** Onyekachi Obiagu is looking for a distraction to ease his already stressful days. Then he met her, Zariah, the girl that always has a response for almost everything he says. He's determined to have her so he proposes a deal she can't possibly refuse. Zariah Okoye is suffering through her days, hoping to one day lessen the mountain of debt on her head. Then she meets arrogant billionaire, Kachi, who proposes a deal that seems to be the answer to her prayers. Secrets, conspiracies and betrayals follow and they have to fight family, friends and foes whilst fighting the attraction brewing between them. Do I need to say more? Start reading ❤️ WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS MATURE THEMES INTENDED FOR AN 18+ AUDIENCE. PLEASE SKIP IF YOU'RE UNDERAGE.

...Maurice stood looking at me, his eyes bright with fury. I saw him tight his fist and loosen it. “Let's get this damn meeting done!" He said, heading towards where I sat. “Of course we should, loser!" “Sit!" I ordered. Maurice stared menacingly at me for a few seconds, before he began to head to the empty bistro chair at my side. ‘Was this pauper thinking he could do anything stupid?!' I scoffed, sipping from my glass again before calling to one of my men. “Get another glass, Bill!" I ordered. Bill went in and in a flash he arrived with a glass in his hands, opening the bottle of spirit and pouring it to the empty glass. “I don't drink during business meetings" Maurice said. “Touché!" I chuckled, waving Bill away. **** Billionaire daughter, Natalie Escobar faces the dilemma of choosing between Kevin Fidell and Maurice Brown. Kevin Fidell is the heir of a multi billion dollar company, the son of her father's best friend and a smooth operator when it comes to love making. Maurice on the other hand, is a smart young man, insanely in love with Natalie and determined to keep the love burning despite Jane being in the picture. When Natalie's father faces a huge downfall in his company, Kevin and his father comes to the rescue, leaving Natalie with no choice than to accept Kevin's marriage proposal. In the eve of their wedding, the worst happens. Kevin's real identity comes to light. Would she proceed with the wedding or would she accept Maurice instead despite his low financial status?. Swipe through the book and find out!

Love lost! Identity forgotten!! Mira is a final year student in college, according to nature she gave her heart to a man who she loved and trusted so much. It was finally their graduation and she gave her body to the one man she trusted wholeheartedly, but nature strikes back when she gets pregnant. Her father disowned and threw her out of his house, Mira had no other choice but to go to her boyfriend, who she indirectly found out was cheating on her. Heart broken and shattered she runs away with thoughts in her heart and got knocked into the river by a vehicle. Now, she lost her memories after giving birth to her twins, they got separated and taken to a foster home because of mental issues. Few years later, she becomes a paid nanny to the same kids she bore but she knew nothing about it. Will she gain back her memories? Would she find her way back to true love? Let's take a ride!!!

Dante Moretti, the ruthless Billionaire CEO, hungers for power and control. Cold, calculated, he sends shivers down his rivals' spines with his cold, calculated way into any business deal that might pop up in his way. But inside the steely exterior of this man, a traumatic past torments him to have left him detached and numb as regards love. His goal is simple: solidify his control and paramountcy and build on an empire. Lyra Caine grew up privileged in a family that had disintegrated; the fortune of her father, Richard Caine, once a strong king of finance, had shrunk due to a number of bad investments. She needed to be married off to Dante Moretti, a man rumored never to have shied away from getting ruthless in whatever business dealings he had, so that their name would not be utterly ruined. Lyra had lived her whole life by what this great shadow of a father expected from her: fragile, with this inner fire barely apparent in herself. But here is the kicker that makes it even more twisted: Dante isn't marrying Lyra out of love or even because of business needs. He has an ulterior motive linked to her father's long-buried secrets, one that could totally unravel her family should it come to light.

Tolong bijak dalam membaca! Di dalam cerita ini mengandung unsur 21+ dan juga Comedy yang akan membuat Anda terhibur, Shassy adalah kekasih Raka, yang merupakan sepupu dari Keenan sang CEO tampan yang terkenal dengan sifatnya yang dingin dan kejam.Tapi di sisi lain, Shassy bekerja sebagai sekertaris pribadi dari Keenan. Shassy pun mendapat julukan 'Sekertaris Terkuat' karena sanggup bekerja dengan Keenan lebih dari satu bulan.Tekanan dari Keenan sempat membuat Shassy frustasi. Tapi dukungan yang tidak di harapkan oleh Shassy, muncul dari orang terdekat Keenan. Dukungan itu memaksa Shassy untuk terus bersama dengan Keenan.Hingga akhirnya … "Keen, besok aku akan bertunangan dengan Shassy," ujar Raka"Apa kamu buta, hingga mau bertunangan dengan wanita itu," dengus Keenan, yang tak bisa mengungkapkan alasan di balik kalimatnya itu,Akankah Shassy dan Raka bersatu seperti janji mereka? Ataukah ia akan beralih menjadi menantu dari Mutiara Andara-ibu dari Keenan yang sangat menyayanginya?HAPPY READING …,

Lelaki itu berharap mendapatkan perawan sebagai pacar dan istrinya nanti, tapi apalah daya, bukannya perawan yang mendekat, melainkan para janda. Yang manakah yang akan dipilih olehnya?

Pernikahan tersembunyi antara Salsa dan Dewa. Lika-liku perjalanan kisah cinta yang rumit, dari mulai jati diri Salsa yang ternyata putri kandung Bram, ayah tiri Dewa. Lalu Dewa yang kelahirannya tidak pernah diinginkan oleh kakeknya. Bagaimana nasib pernikahan Dewa dan Salsa? Mampukah mereka menghadapi pahit manisnya bahtera rumah tangga???

"Say, lo mau jadi pacar gue nggak? Kalau nggak mau ya udah, gue aja yang jadi pacar lo."Bagi Danish tawuran adalah hiburan. Tidak perlu balok kayu, pedang panjang atau senjata ramah lingkungan untuk menaklukan lawan, sebotol sunblock bisa diandalkan untuk menghadapi sekolah musuh. Sebab panas matahari bisa membakar kulit dan pukulan balok di tubuh tidak lebih menyeramkan dibanding ancaman kanker. Lagipula glowing butuh usaha dan wajah gantengnya harus dijaga.Danish akan menghadapi mereka dengan tangan kosong, kecuali kepepet boleh ambil balok. Namun dia jatuh hati pada seorang gadis anak perwira TNI. Tentu saja itu sebuah tantangan bagi siswa badung yang gemar tawuran. Apakah gadis itu akan berhasil Danish dapatkan?

Menikah karena kesepakatan? Itulah yang dijalani Aldric Andrian dan Fathimah. Aldric hanya butuh keturunan, tapi siapa sangka dia malah jatuh dalam pesona Fathimah. Gadis sederhana yang mengikat Aldric dengan kasih sayang. Takdir, begitu Fathimah menyebutnya. Dia tidak menyangka jika laki-laki lumpuh yang menjadi suaminya. Laki-laki kaku dan dingin, yang berubah menjadi manja. Laki-laki penuh rahasia. Romantisme sesaat yang mereka berdua jalani. Nyatanya, telah menghadirkan ikatan kuat di antara mereka. Status Aldric yang tidak di ketahui Fathimah, membuatnya seringkali dalam bahaya. Pernikahan yang akan menyeret Fathimah dalam pusaran permainan tingkat tinggi. Dalam ketidaktahuannya, dia adalah tumbal dalam kesepakatan antar ketua mafia di masa lalu.

Kirey hanyalah pegawai biasa. Minim prestasi dan tidak cantik. Namun, dia selalu saja membuat jengkel Gio, President Director di perusahaan tempatnya bekerja. Pria tampan dengan sejuta pesona dan prestasinya dalam mengelola bisnis itu justru begitu penasaran dengan sikap yang ditunjukkan Kirey kepadanya. Ada saja perilaku Kirey yang menyebalkan di mata Gio namun membuat pria itu selalu rindu bertengkar dengannya. Bagaimana mungkin wanita biasa itu tidak tertarik dan menolak pria macam Gio yang digilai para wanita? Suatu hari, keadaan telah memaksa Kirey harus berurusan dengan Gio. Keluarga Kirey terlilit utang ratusan juta rupiah dan satu-satunya cara yang bisa Kirey lakukan adalah menikah dengan Gio. Pernikahan kontrak dengan imbalan yang cukup fantastis bagi Kirey pun menjadi pilihan terakhir untuknya. Dengan begitu, dia dan keluarganya akan terbebas dari utang dan keluar dari kemiskinan. Setelah menikah, Kirey malah semakin membenci Gio. Ketika tahu suaminya itu ada hubungan dengan si pemilik utang yang membuat keluarga Kirey bangkrut dalam semalam. Tidak hanya itu, Kirey menyembunyikan cinta untuk pria lain di hatinya. Tanpa sepengetahuan Gio. Penasaran, kan? Ikuti terus kisah perjalanan pernikahan Kirey dan Gio dalam“Me VS Mr. Presdir”.