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[COMPLETED] Dalawang hindi magkakilalang tao ang nagkaisa nang dahil sa kasal na magulang lang ang siyang may kagustuhan. Isang arogante na lalaki, at naging sunod-sunuran na babae. Isang nagngangalang Aurora ang tiniis ang lahat sa kamay ng napangasawa na si Lucas nang dahil sa pagmamahal sa kaniyang mga magulang. Isang walang kaalam-alam na Aurora na pinakasalan ang isang lalaki habang hindi lingid sa kaalaman na ito ay isang kilala bilang isang makapangyarihang mafia sa bansa. Isang misteryoso at napaka-pribadong Lucas na walang ibang ginawa kung hindi ang manakit ng kaniyang asawa at isipin si Iris na kaniyang minahal simula pa noong una. Ngunit nang dahil sa kinabangga na isa pang makapangyarihan na grupo ng isang mafia at nadamay ang kaniyang asawa, posible nga ba na sa unang pagkakataon ay maging maayos ang pakikitungo niya kay Aurora? Posible kaya na sa unang pagkakataon ay maiparamdam niya kung ano ang tunay na kahulugan ng isang asawa o hahayaan na lamang ito sa mga kamay ng halang din ang kaluluwa?

Nang mapunta si Raven De Leon, sa lugar na kung saan malayo sa syudad. Lugar na kung saan, puro puno at tunog ng mga ibon at alon ng dagat lamang ang maririnig. Lugar, na kung saan nakilala niya ang isang binatilyo na si, Aries De Guia. Nagkita at nagkakilala sila sa hindi inaasahan na lugar at pagkakataon, at mag hihiwalay nga din ba sila, sa itinakdang panahon?

i was born to be a warrior, i was born to protect the Heavenly realm. I was born to be the trusted and great warrior of the King in Heavenly realm. but fate was really a roller coaster. what will happen if the great warrior of the heavenly realm will possessed by the Demon? i was being possessed by the Demon and definitely to be the demon Queen.

Fourteen months in another country is not enough for him to move on, so he decided to stick to another plan—to date another woman. Unable to move on and forget his first heartbreak, Blaze Villacorta accepted his engagement with Dream Cortes, a 26 years old nurse, who fell in love with him at first sight. Dream only wants a simple marriage life but loving an ex-playboy who's still in love with his first love is not easy. Can Dream take the risk and fight for her place in Blaze's heart? Or the blazing love and affection she has towards him will burn her to ashes?

Matapos masaktan si Khiana ng lalaking mahal niya ay pumunta siya sa Vista Verde Resort para makalimot, pero nakilala at nakuha niya ang atensyon ni Ryker Zayr Velasquez, ang bilyonaryong may tinatagong lihim sa likod ng gwapo nitong mukha. Sa pagkakataong 'to ay ang buhay nilang dalawa ay magiging parang tulad ng isang roller coaster. With Ryker's dark past and hidden secret that caused his heart to be wrecked over and over again, and Khiana's wrecked heart trying to be healed. Will it be possible for them to have a happy ending despite having these twists and turns? Can both of them mend and find remedy for their wrecked hearts, or both of them will be left wrecked in the end?

Being the head of the family, kay Marco na atang ang responsibilidad na palaguin ang kumpanyang itinaguyod ng pamilya pati na rin ang pagpapalaki sa nakababatang kapatid na si Beatriz. He had worked hard, played all his cards wisely para marating ang kung anumang narating niya ngayon. Aside from being the CEO of Fuentabella Conglomerate, together with his two mates ay naitayo nila ang FHM Management. He then finally decided the inevitable, to settle down because part of him longed for something warm like the sunshine. How cheesy it may sound he wanted something like what Beatriz possess. Love and family. Everything was doing fine. He's waiting for Poleen to be ready until he get a taste of her. Her sweet, innocent Cielo. Consuelo Sta. Maria, ang dalagang napiling ipakasal kay Stefano Hernandez. Ang naturang kasal ang magiging kaganapan sa matagal ng plano ng parehong haligi pamilya. She give it a try, kung para sa abuelo niya ay gagawin niya ang lahat. Stefano seems nice sa kabila ng pagiging stiff at aloof. Until their paths cross, the remarkable Marco Antonio Fuentabella Would she succumbed to heat everytime Marco initiates it? Paano na ang nalalapit niyang kasal kay Stef? Would she commit?

Liza, a B-list celebrity who wanted to get more famous, had a wild one-night stand with a complete stranger she met at a bar she went to often. It's only for one night. She will not see the person again, nor will she be entangled in the sheets with the person with whom she had a one-night stand. That is Liza's rule, and the stranger is no exception, even if he is one hell of a good-looking guy and a master of sex. She has no intention of sleeping with him again. But her plan was thwarted when the stranger unexpectedly showed up at her house, claiming to be a mafia boss who wants to help her gain popularity and become an A-list celebrity by sponsoring her.

Gumuho ang mundo ni Scott Dela Vega ng malaman nyang hindi sya ang totoong anak ng kanyang kinalakihang Pamilya. Paano na ang kanyang mala buhay Prinsipe?! Paano na ang mga mamahalin nyang kotse?! Paano na ang dapat nyang mamanahin na kompanya at ilang billion na pera?! Paano kung malaman ng mga humahanga sakanya na hindi sya ang totoong Dela Vega?! Paano na sya bibili ng mga gusto nya kung mawawalan sya ng pera?! Ayaw nyang mabuhay na pulubi at mag hirap. Kaya nakaisip si Scott ng isang plano... Paano kung pakasalan nya ang totoong anak ng mga Dela Vega? Eh di hindi sya mawawalan ng kayamanan. Wala nang pakealam si Scott kung ano pa ang kasarian nito basta ay magawa nya ang kanyang minimithing plano. What a Perfect idea! Perfect na sana kaso... Hindi kadaling makuha ang isang Skyler Perez na mas straight pa ata sa ruler.

After masking herself with the good, prim, and proper facade, the daughter of the Vela Solana Family, Willow Andromeda Salavieja, uses her pen to reveal her emotions, the only way to express her thoughts and feelings. No one knows that she writes. When she faces an existential crisis, she finds herself on the outskirts of town, where she wanders and wonders about how life is happy and simple there- or so she thought. On the day she crosses the path with Atlas Hussein Elizondo, the truth finally unveils; everything was just a hoax. She found out the poor life of the minority and how it hinders children from reaching their dreams. The moment she opened her lips, words spread and traveled. But then, she can't help but ask and doubt herself if she made the right decision.

"Then, be my bed warmer.." He said. And because of Love she is willing to risk everything she has. Including her heart. Rowy still agreed to be Dylan's substitute for Alexa- her friend and Dylan's First love. Even though she knew it was wrong, and it would destroy her heart along the way. And now, Alexa came back, and she let Dylan free. She left, and hoard a FACT that it could be a source of resentment in the future. But maybe she will just cross the bridge when she reaches there, for now she wants to get away from the pain, and forget the bitterness that the world has thrown at her.