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“Some beginnings start with hellos, but ours started with a kiss.” Amaia was at lost of hope and Luke has just attempted to die when their path crossed. Araw-araw ay pahirap nang pahirap at pabigat nang pabigat na ang pinagdadaanan ni Amaia. Her father hates her, her sister despises her. Wala na ang ina niya para protektahan siya. All she has is herself and her sadness. Ngunit sa gabing sukong-suko na siya, natagpuan niya ang isang lalaking nakahilata sa gilid ng dagat. Although she has no idea who the man was, she suddenly became scared of him dying. With her desire of saving the man, she gave him a mouth to mouth—giving up her first kiss. But what is this? The mysterious man is responding to her kiss! For a love that started out with a kiss, how will it turn out in the end?

"I will not promise you a happy life once you agreed to this union." Isang Arranged Marriage ang kinasangkutan nila Lumiere Jane Ramirez at Drake Achyls Hernandez matapos ang kanilang Senior Highschool. Isa itong Promise of Union ng dalawang pamilya at sa kanila ito maisasakatuparan. Habang naghihimutok sa galit sa pagtutol si Drake ay kaiba naman kay Lumiere dahil ito ay matagal ng may gusto kay Drake. Akala niya isang fairytale, kapag naikasal ka sa taong matagal mo ng gusto pero mas lalong naging cold, indifferent at malupit sa kaniya ang lalaki to the point he handed her a divorce. Namatay ang lolo ni Lumiere at sinisi niya ang lahat kay Drake. Nais na niyang iwan ito at hindi na magpakita pero nagkita sila sa isang bar. Nakita ni Drake na nakikipagsayaw sa iba ang kaniyang asawa. Sa unang pagkakataon ay inuwi siya nito sa condo para komprontahin. Dahil sa kalasingan ay nauwi ang lahat sa isang mainit na gabi. Kinabukasan ay nakita ni Lumiere ang divorce agreement at pinirmahan niya ito dahil hindi naman niya kayang pilitin ang lalaking mahalin siya. At ang nangyari kagabi ay dahil lang sa kalasingan. It was just a s*x. Umalis si Lumiere at hindi na muli pang nakipagkita kay Drake. After 5 long years, nagkita silang muli ngunit siya ay nobya na ng kaniyang pinsan na si Orphen. Lalo siyang nagalit ng malaman niyang may anak na ang mga ito. Pinilit niyang bawiin si Lumiere at nagsimula ang bawat dagok sa kanilang buhay. Isa bang sumpa ang Promise of Union o kailangan lang nilang mapatunayan na para talaga sila sa isat-isa.

Janiyah finds herself reluctantly on the auction stage in a world where women are auctioned off for one-night stands because she is desperately trying to get money for her sick sister's medical care. Janiyah becomes increasingly uncomfortable as the auction goes on, especially when an unexpected bidder makes an amazing fifty million dollars for her.

Sofia Kennedy Fontana was a CEO of Fontana Real Estate Company. She was a terror, feared and dangerous boss. Sa isang kadahilanan ay may Lupa siyang gustong angkinin na siya namang pag-aari ni Miles Blanco. She fell for him, Kennedy pity him. She end up saving the land for the man, pero paano kung inalok niya ito ng kasal at ang kabayaran ay pag ibig? He's just an ordinary guy, that's what she thought of him. She's not just a CEO but also a Princess, she also do illegal business. Will they end up of loving each other despite of the secrets they hide to each other?

[Mature Content] Sa halos apat na taon, sekretarya si Ella Stanford kay Javier Summers, at loob ng panahon na iyon, palagi niyang nilalabanan ang nararamdaman para rito. Jave was undeniably sexy, pero alam ni Ella na hindi siya mahuhulog kailaman sa isang babaero. Ni minsan, ‘di man lang siya nito binigyang pansin. Kahit hindi naman ito naging problema para kay Ella, kinimkim niya itong mag-isa. Hanggang sa isang araw, sa magarbo at sosyal na birthday party ni Jave, dumating si Ella na suot ang isang napakagandang pulang dress, kasabay ang isang accessory: another man. Isang business trip sa Sicily, Italy kasama si Jave ang nagtulak sa kanila upang mas mapaglapit pa. Kinailangan pa ni Jave na magpanggap na mapapangasawa ni Ella para lumayo ang kanyang manliligaw. Soon, this led to an intense, passionate affair. Pero nang magdulot ng ‘di inaasahang pagbubuntis ang mainit na pagtatagpong ito, papayag ba ang isang malayang CEO na magpatali sa kasal? Naglalaman ang kuwentong ito ng mga sekswal na eksena at ‘di angkop na mga salita.

[COMPLETED] Dalawang hindi magkakilalang tao ang nagkaisa nang dahil sa kasal na magulang lang ang siyang may kagustuhan. Isang arogante na lalaki, at naging sunod-sunuran na babae. Isang nagngangalang Aurora ang tiniis ang lahat sa kamay ng napangasawa na si Lucas nang dahil sa pagmamahal sa kaniyang mga magulang. Isang walang kaalam-alam na Aurora na pinakasalan ang isang lalaki habang hindi lingid sa kaalaman na ito ay isang kilala bilang isang makapangyarihang mafia sa bansa. Isang misteryoso at napaka-pribadong Lucas na walang ibang ginawa kung hindi ang manakit ng kaniyang asawa at isipin si Iris na kaniyang minahal simula pa noong una. Ngunit nang dahil sa kinabangga na isa pang makapangyarihan na grupo ng isang mafia at nadamay ang kaniyang asawa, posible nga ba na sa unang pagkakataon ay maging maayos ang pakikitungo niya kay Aurora? Posible kaya na sa unang pagkakataon ay maiparamdam niya kung ano ang tunay na kahulugan ng isang asawa o hahayaan na lamang ito sa mga kamay ng halang din ang kaluluwa?

"I will not allow you to choose what days to love me." Klaire Hendoza, has a simple and peaceful life. A man will come, she will love him w/ all her heart. But... he will leave her, while she 's bearing his child. Five years later, Luis Mendrano came back. He turned out to be a well-known Mafia Boss. They were brought back w/ him to be protected. But, she made a wrong choice. Because she will experience the dreadful life w/ him. Will she stay? With the cruel and dangerous Mafia Boss. Who wants her killed.

Memories would flow back. Spells would be casted. The dead would be resurrected. A war would ensue. And a change in the atmosphere... the wicked ones became good and the good ones became wicked. The Chosen Twelve were destined to protect the mages of Ataraxia from formidable black creatures, in accordance to the prophecy of the Phoenix Empress. They were the Celestial Zodiacs, the most powerful twelve beings. They were the keepers of peace and order. The chosen ones who will soon retrieve Ataraxia from its ashes.

Fourteen months in another country is not enough for him to move on, so he decided to stick to another plan—to date another woman. Unable to move on and forget his first heartbreak, Blaze Villacorta accepted his engagement with Dream Cortes, a 26 years old nurse, who fell in love with him at first sight. Dream only wants a simple marriage life but loving an ex-playboy who's still in love with his first love is not easy. Can Dream take the risk and fight for her place in Blaze's heart? Or the blazing love and affection she has towards him will burn her to ashes?

i was born to be a warrior, i was born to protect the Heavenly realm. I was born to be the trusted and great warrior of the King in Heavenly realm. but fate was really a roller coaster. what will happen if the great warrior of the heavenly realm will possessed by the Demon? i was being possessed by the Demon and definitely to be the demon Queen.