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Sabiana Zoreta was bought for fifteen million pesos. At the very young age of twenty, she was being bid in an elite club. She was taken there to be sold and included in an auction. Kidnapped at the age of five by her father from her wealthy known stepdad, she later questioned why he would sell her when she grew up. Could a father really sell his own child? For her father, the answer was yes. Pinalaki siya para pagkakitaan, but the man who bought her didn’t want her for just one night. He wanted her to be his lover—Lennox Montebello, the prince of the underground organization, dirty, dangerous, and dark.

(TAGALOG) Aryan Alvarez, a victim of her abusive untie. She's not used to being in a peaceful place and having to not worry about her life every time she made a mistake. She's now living with her grandmother in Agdangan along with the Iñíguez family. Her grandmother is the first one who showed her love and warmth, but Aryan was told not to love anyone in the Iñíguez siblings. Huni Iñíguez, the oldest child. He has a girlfriend, but everything changed when she met Aryan. One incident brought him to one place, and he has to choose between what is right and what he wants. He promised to save Aryan from any danger, but how long can he keep that promise? Can he make the right decision to save the girl he loves? Can she stop her feelings with the oldest child of the Iñíguez family? Can they both have the ending they want the most?

Hyness worked out a way to get money even in a dirty way and sell herself to save her sister Lily from brain tumor disease. Pumunta siya sa isa sa pinakasikat na bar na alam niya sa kanilang lugar. Pinagpilian hanggang sa tumaas ng tumaas ang naging presyo niya at napatapat sa lalaking hindi niya kilala, she only remembers the sword tattoo on his right arm from the man she had slept with that night. She's second year college at malapit na rin gumraduate and one of a famous heartthrob named Kael James Montefalco dated her. Ngunit nagbunga ang nangyari sa kanila nong lalaki na nakasiping niya. She got pregnant and her parents hated her, dahil na rin sa walang maipakilala na ama ng dinadala niya si Hyness. Kael finds out about Hyness' pregnancy at kung ano-ano nalang ang mga nasabi ni Kael tungkol sa kanya. "Get rid of that child Hyness, if you can, abort him before you come to me and beg again in case you come back. If you hadn't just been flirty you wouldn't have gotten pregnant." However, Hyness also finds out who the real father of her baby, kaya mas pinili niya ang lumayo dahil sa kagustuhan ni Kael na ipalaglag ang sarili nilang anak.

Sino siya? Will, siya lang naman ang lalaking nagpabaliw sa akin ng ganito. Kilala nila ako bilang isang inosenteng babae and that's true. Ayaw kong makarinig ng mga malalaswang bagay galing sa kahit sino.. kahit sa best friend ko na kilalang playgirl. Pero noong nakilala ko siya, doon ko natutunan lahat ang natutunan ng best friend ko. Halos lahat ng bagay binigyan ko ng meaning. Naging dirty minded ako dahil sa kanya. Pero iyun ang gusto ko, iyung ang ginusto ko, doon ko siya nakilala so bakit ako mag pabebe? Mahal ko siya at hindi ako mag rereklamo kong ano man ang nagawa niya sa akin. Masaya ako dahil sa kanya ko natutunan lahat. I don't care what they say. I don't care if magagalit ang best friend ko. Pero hindi siya nagalit sa akin kundi sa lalaking mahal ko. Super protective and that's fine with me. Until everyone's know. I'm a model and he's a billionaire. They say, hindi ako nababagay sa kanya. They say, hihilain ko lang siya pababa. Hindi ako kagaya ng best friend ko na palaban. I'm sensitive so after hearing those words from his supporters, it's hurt a lot and I left him. Yes, I left him for my peace of mind. I don't deserve him. Ang bilis ko lang siyang iwan. Deserve niya ang babaeng hindi siya iiwan para sa sarili niya, gaya ng ginawa ko. But can I stay? Why? Cause I love him.

Si Alejandro Fernandez ay mula sa mayaman na pamilya. Para sa kaniya, ang kaniyang trabaho lamang ang may kakayahan na makapagpasaya sa kaniya. Subalit gumuho ang kanyang mundo ng madamay siya sa isang kaguluhan at muntikan na siyang mapatay kung hindi lamang siya niligtas ni Niffa Santiago. Simula nang iligtas siya ng dalaga ay nahulog na ang damdamin niya rito. Lalo pa at lagi silang nagkikita ng dalaga. However, little did he know that the woman who stole his heart is diagnose to have nymphomania. Will he still loves her even if the society see the woman he loves as dirty and hooker?

Savannah Aine Samson, living her life to the fullest. Not until one day, her world turns upside-down. Most of her memories are lost due to her treatment for her condition, Intermittent Explosive Disorder. In addition, her father was murdered. If her uncle didn't tell the truth, she would never know for the rest of her life. She got enraged as fire as hell. At the age 14, she entered the world of cruelty. Many years passed, she finally attained her desire to be a secret agent. Soon after, she was given a code name: Agent Stygian which symbolizes darkness, death, and valor. Anyone who blocks her way will have one foot buried in the pit. One day, a mission was given to her team that led her to return to a city where her dark world began, the Vinson City. As she returns, there is this one guy who immediately put her patience to a test. Emerson Gray Denovan, the mysterious and cold-hearted troublemaker she's ever met. Will the memories that were erased to be restored? Or will they be buried in oblivion? How about the person who has been waiting for her for more than ten years? Tagalog

Is she a fool, or she was just a victim of the people around her?All she ever wanted was to be happy and live the life she dreamed of with her fiancé. For years, they were engaged, and she envisioned a future filled with love, marriage, and family. But everything changed on the day she discovered her fiancé cheating on her—with her half-sister, Almirah. Devastated, she confronted her parents, only to learn they had known about the affair all along but kept it a secret to protect her feelings. Feeling betrayed and manipulated, she decided to run away, hiding a painful secret: she was pregnant. Her plan was simple, go abroad and raise her child alone. But fate had other plans when she met a mysterious man who was completely captivated by her. He was willing to do anything to win her heart. Now, she faces a choice, can she let go of her anger and bitterness from the betrayal? Will she dare to believe in love again after her heart has been shattered? English — Tagalog All right reserve @ 2025 @Bluetot1

Nicole’s life changed drastically when she was reunited with the Riddle family. “Nothing is more important than my sister,” said her eldest brother, the domineering CEO.“You are still a student with no income. Take my credit card and spend however you like,” said her second brother, the financial expert.“I will allow no one to bully you at school,” her third brother, a top student, said.“Why did I compose this song? Because it would put a sweet smile on your face when you hear it,” her fourth brother, a talented musician, said.“You're so delicate. Let me do the dirty work for you if you want to beat someone up,” said her athletic fifth brother.Just when Nicole was barely accustomed to the pampering of her five brothers, she found herself having a fiancé, a nemesis from whom she had hacked a hundred million dollars.She needed to cancel the engagement, no matter what. But he pressed her against the door and said, “How can you run away just like that after stealing my money, you brat?”“Even if I don’t run, I don’t have the money to pay you back,” Nicole acted tough.“Oh, yeah? Then I will take you instead of money.” He then carried her on his back and took her away.

What do you do when your brother's best friend catches you masturbating?Ashley Green is consider the goody two shoes who is always hidden in the shadows of her brother, but maybe she isn't much of a good girl as everyone thinks. What do you think Ashley would do when her brother's best friend catches her masturbating? Beg for her dirty little secret to be kept? Be ashamed of herself? Or give in to the underlying sinful desires that strikes her nerves at the sight of the pierced tattooed green eyed?

She tended to her in-laws, using her dowry to support the general's household. But in return, he sought to marry the female general as a reward for his military achievements. Barrett Warren sneered. "Thanks to the battles Aurora and I fought and our bravery against fierce enemies, you have such an extravagant lifestyle. Do you realize that? You'll never be as noble as Aurora. You only know how to play dirty tricks and gossip with a bunch of ladies." Carissa Sinclair turned away, resolutely heading to the battlefield. After all, she hailed from a military family. Just because she cooked and cleaned for him didn't mean she couldn't handle a spear!