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Kapalit ng dalawang pari na bigla na lang nawala na parang bula, dumating sa Iglesia Catolica de Villapureza si Father Merlindo "Mer" Fabian na may sariling bagahe rin na dinadala. Lingid sa kanyang kaalaman, may mas malaking problema pa pala siyang kakaharapin sa kanyang pagbabalik mula Vaticano kabilang na doon ang batang babae na nagngangalang Minggay at ang mga lihim nito na pilit niyang itinatago.

Minahal ni Aya si Dindo ngunit may sikreto ang binatang hindi niya kayang sabihin. Napatay ng sundalong Daddy ni Ava ang mga magulang ng rebeldeng si Dindo. May balak si Dindo na maghiganti ngunit hindi na niya naisakatuparan dahil mahal na niya si Ava. Ang hindi magawa ni Dindo na misyon ay ginawa ng kapatid niya mismo. Napatay ang Daddy ni Ava sa araw ng kanyang graduation at doon niya nalaman ang tunay na pagkatao ng lalaking minahal at pinagkatiwaan niya. Dahilsa galit, naging sundalo si Ava at naging kalaban niya si Dindo na siyang lider na ng mga rebelde. Mabubuo pa kaya silang muli ngayong mortal na silang magkalaban?

Amara Louisse Lexecavriah's heart broke into pieces when her three year boyfriend decided to broke up with her. She was badly hurt that she thought of something to do in order to forget her ex-boyfriend and that includes climbing the mountain of Destora which is located in Riverious. She was too eager to reach the top of the mountain and when she finally did, she screamed everything she wanted to say to ex. She cursed him to death not knowing that someone is watching her. That 'someone' is no other than Helios, the dangerous vampire living at the top of the mountain. He has been locked inside the mountain for a long time already and it alarmed him when he felt another presence inside his turf. A witch told him that the key to his freedom is a woman. Who is that woman? Is it possible that Amara Louisse is the woman the witch is talking about?

Pagkatapos ideklara ng doktor na brain dead ang anak kong si Mia Powell, kinumbinsi ako ng asawa kong si Liam Powelle na pirmahan ang organ donation consent form. Kasalukuyan ako noong nalulunod sa pagdadalamhati at malapit na ring mawala ang katinuan sa aking isipan. Dito ko aksidenteng nadiskubre na ang doktor ng aking anak na si Blair Lincoln ay ang dating kasintahan ng aking asawa. Nagsinungaling sila sa pagiging brain dead ni Mia para pirmahan ko ang form at makuha ang puso nito na kanilang gagamitin para mailigtas ang anak ni Blair na si Sophia. Pinanood ko ang pagsundo ni Liam kay Sophia sa ospital. Nakangiting umalis ang mga ito para bang isa silang perpekto at masayang pamilya. Nang kumprontahin ko ang mga ito, agad nila akong itinulak para mahulog mula sa isang building na siyang ikinamatay ko. Nang mabigyan ako ng ikalawang pagkakataon, bumalik ako sa araw kung kailan ko dapat pirmahan ang organ donation form. Tahimik akong nangako habang tinititigan ko ang nakahigang si Mia kaniyang hospital bed. Buhay ang sisingilin ko sa lalaking iyon at sa ex nito nang dahil sa ginawa nila kay Mia.

Sophie Samonte escaped on the day of her wedding. Due to that, the groom, Tony Sandoval, and his family were put to shame. The father was so furious and the mother fainted. The mother was rushed to the nearest hospital but declared dead on arrival. The Sandovals want revenge. They want the Samonte family to suffer the same tragedy and shame that Sophie brought them. Ella, Sophie's best friend befriended Tony Sandoval. She plans to make the guy fall for her, and when emotionally attached, she will manipulate him., to help her best friend. But they both fall in love with each other. Meanwhile, Sofie applied and was hired as a private nurse of Ananda Madrid, a rich family in Palawan. There he met Victor Madrid. Their personality clashed and began no to like each other the since the first time they met. But cupid has his way to make them fall in love. Sophie's mother got sick, and she needs to go home, but the Sandovals are still hunting her. And her fear became a reality the moment she set foot at the airport. She was kidnapped and brought to Tony Sandoval, which made her choose... "Marry me or your mother will die."

Nakatanggap ako ng tawag isang araw bago ang aking kasal. "Miss McPherson, may sumira sa venue mo." Nagmamadali akong pumunta sa hotel nang may pagkalito at nakasalubong ko lang ang isang babaeng winwagayway ang wedding photo ko "You homewrecking skank! Inakit mo ang asawa ko at ginastos mo ang pera niya sa kasal na ito!" Naniwala ang karamihan sa kanya at nagkagulo. Pati ang manager ng hotel ay galit sa akin. "Alam ko nang may mali dito dahil hindi nagpakita ang groom! Hindi ka niya tunay na asawa!" Ang mga tao ay marahas na nagkagulo. Sa kaguluhang iyon, nakunan ako. Sa kasagsagan ng aking galit, tinext ko ang secretary ko: [Kanselahin ang kasal, at sipain si Matteo Brando sa aking kumpanya!] Ang kapal ng mukha niya na itago ang kabit niya gamit ang kayamanan ko! How dare she challenge me! Sisirain ko sila!

Phobias of sexual relations (Genophobia) make Zeline Zakeisha have to give up her love story that is always foundered because of her lover cheating. Her friends took the initiative to register Zeline on an International Online Dating Site. Those sites make Zeline know the figure of a man who was in a country quite far from where she currently lives, successfully. Indonesia - New York. A handsome man with a million surprises. Tired because of being lied to by some of his ex-girlfriends who only wanted his material. Ricardo Fello Daniello, a young New York Trillionaire chose to find a partner through an International Online Dating Site. It not because he's hopeless, it's just that it feels like he can judge which women are sincere or just want the material alone. A slow response woman in a Southeast Asian country, precisely Indonesia, can steal his attention and make his feelings turn upside down. Will destiny unite the two of them even they are from different countries?

Ashley Mahinay is an excellent Forensic Pathologist. Unexpectedly, the corpse of an ancient man was discovered in the maritime territory of the Philippines. Ashley was sent to a group in Jolo, Sulu to examine the said corpse of the ancient man. Until there was an accident she did not expect. The corpse of the ancient man came to life, it came to life because of her blood. And because of her, she will gradually get to know and become friends with an unknown creature. She will also open her heart to this unknown creature. In what way will Ashley fight her love for an unknown creature who doesn't belong in her world?

The word “Marriage” is not in the vocabulary of an Alona Desepeda. She is known to be picky when it comes to men and doesn’t care about her love life. She prefers the life she has and believes she doesn’t have to get married to be content with life. But her outlook on life as a Man hater has suddenly changed, since he met Karlos Miguel Sermiento, the man who is mischievous, rude and often admired by women. When due to a tragic accident, Alona was forced to marry the son of their partner in the company, it was Karlos. At first, she didn't like him and often irritated when she heard the young man's voice. But as time goes on, she gradually falls into his charisma. Alona thought that Karlos really felt for her was true, but it was all just a show. Will she still love Karlos if she discovers his big secret? Or will she simply choose to be martyred for the sake of love?

Can somebody help me? Can someone free me from the hellish marriage that I'm staying? Save Me... I'm tired of living. -AZAIA DE CASTRO