1000 funny ways to die

On the eve of giving birth, my world turned into a nightmare. My husband’s sworn enemy broke into our home, seeking revenge. I was brutally cut open and my baby was ripped from me. Yet, I made the chilling choice not to call my husband for help. In my previous life, desperate and terrified, I begged him to return home. He abandoned a Valentine’s dinner with a scholarship student to rush back. That night, the student was preyed upon in a bar, leading to her tragic suicide. My husband’s wrath was unrelenting. Blaming me for her death, he locked me in a kennel, leaving me to be savaged to death. “This is the pain Wynne endured because of you. Now it’s your turn to suffer!” Given a second chance, I resolved to make a different choice. This time, I let him stay for his romantic Valentine’s evening with her. But when I returned home, he had spiraled into madness.

Layla Xander was gravely ill, with little time left. From that day forward, she had a revelation—when confronted with life and death, nothing else mattered. Selfish, leeching family members? She cut them off. A fiancé who proposed one day and cozied up to her 'good sister' the next? Out of her life. With nothing holding her back, she was finally free. Rumors about her slowly began to spread through her social circle. “Miss Xander has landed herself a wealthy benefactor.” “Miss Xander was seen vacationing with a young heartthrob.” “Miss Xander’s fortune has skyrocketed. She’s throwing around millions like it’s nothing.” Later, when the truth came to light, those who had abandoned her were left in tears, begging for forgiveness. Her leeching parents wept, “You’ll always be our sweet daughter. Come back home, won’t you?” Her scumbag ex-fiancé pleaded, “You’re the only one I’ve ever loved. Please, give me another chance.” But it was too late! A man stepped in, blocking everyone from getting near her. His face was cold and menacing as he growled, “Anyone who dares disturb Miss Xander again will leave here with broken legs.” And then, later still, that same man—once so untouchable and feared—knelt on one knee before her. His voice was deep and unwavering. “Whether in life or death, you’ll always be mine.” … William Lucas never claimed to be a good man. As the head of an elite and powerful family, his path had been paved with blood, and his decisiveness struck fear into anyone who dared cross him. No one could have guessed that this untouchable figure, feared by all, had been hiding away a tender place in his heart—for a girl. A secret he had carried for eight long years. Every ounce of gentleness he had was reserved solely for her.

When my son asked me about his father while crying once again, I pointed at the television. Samuel Shaw, who had just made it into the top three of the wealth rankings, was being interviewed. He said he had achieved fame and success, and the person he hated most was his childhood sweetheart and ex-wife. “She abandoned me when I was gravely ill, all for the sake of money. But it was that very betrayal that pushed me to rise from the ashes in my darkest hour.” The reporters grew excited and suggested contacting me on the spot. "She must be filled with regret, begging Mr. Shaw to take her back!" My phone rang right then. I answered and immediately asked for money. "Samuel, my son is sick. Could you lend me sixty thousand dollars?" He abruptly hung up the phone and said with a cold laugh, "Knowing she's living so miserably gives me peace of mind." Looking at the kidney failure report in my hand, I silently wept. Six years ago, I secretly donated one of my kidneys to Samuel. Now, his son was suffering from the same disease and didn't have much time left.

His sickness grew worst as his health deteriorated. Han Manuel knew he wasn't going to live much longer and after much denial, he decided to accept his horrid fate. But he found love in the weirdest of girls but prettiest of them all. She gave him hope and a thousand and one reasons to live again. A story of two hearts from two different worlds, joined together by love and destiny....

The ghoul responsible for the slaughter of his entire family is back, and bodies are turning up around the city. With Murphy Hartfield’s death, Kevin is perturbed—for Natasha’s sake. He knows it’s only a matter of time before her body will be the next they would find on the streets of Burnout, unless he quells any affection he has for her—a great sacrifice which he is unwilling to make. Although still mourning the loss of his fiancée, he couldn’t deny this newfound affection for Natasha. And no matter how hard he tried to stay away from her, fate always brings them back together—until she was captured by the same figure that had taken his fiancée months ago. It could prove fatal if he lost her too.

Jasper adalah seorang pangeran dari kerajaan Almekia. Kerajaan di era masa depan dengan teknologi yang telah berkembang sangat maju. Kerajaan ini dipimpin oleh seorang ratu karena sang raja telah tiada. Segala hal tentang mendiang raja menjadi sebuah misteri yang dirahasiakan oleh pihak kerajaan. Bahkan Jasper pun tidak pernah tahu dan mengenal ayah kandungnya sendiri. Dengan dibantu oleh tiga orang sahabatnya, Diamond, Zircon dan Opal, Jasper berusaha dapat mengungkap misteri itu. Meskipun mereka harus menentang segala peraturan kerajaan, kabur dari istana, bahkan sampai menjadi buronan serta menjalani petualangan yang berbahaya. Dapatkah Jasper dan sahabatnya mengungkapkan tabir misteri sang raja Almekia Kingdom? Feels free to follow me @: FB : die-din IG : die.din2210 tiktok : die.din2210

Iza adalah seorang wanita mandiri yang sudah mencapai usia lebih dari tiga puluh tahun. Iza bekerja sebagai perawat di sebuah rumah sakit swasta yang membuatnya mapan dan bisa membuat dirinya sendiri bahagia. Kedua orang tua dan keluarga besar Iza tidak tahan dengan omongan tetangga tentang keterlambatan Iza menikah. Sehingga mereka memaksa gadis itu untuk menikah. Dengan seorang pria bernama Rio, yang merupakan kerabat jauh dari keluarga mereka. Pria yang usianya jauh lebih muda dari Iza. Iza pun mencoba berhubungan dengan RIo dan semakin akrab. Namun dia merasa curiga karena perbedaan usia ini serta segala proses pernikahannya terasa cepat dan Rio yang buru-buru melamarnya. Iza pun melakukan beberapa penyelidikan dan menemukan berbagai kejanggalan. Dalam usahanya mengungkapkan motif Rio, Iza mendapat bantuan dari seorang dokter. Hubungan Iza dan dokter itu pun semakin lama semakin dekat karena adanya banyak kecocokan, meskipun Iza sudah bertunangan dengan Rio. Kepada siapakah Iza akhirnya akan menambatkan hatinya?

Sebuah pernikahan penuh dengan pasang surut, petualangan, dan kenangan. Kita pasti akan melewati hal-hal luar biasa bersama orang yang kita cintai. Namun tak selamanya kenangan yang tercipta adalah kenangan bahagia, ada kalanya kenangan sedih dan menguras air mata. Begitu pula dengan kehidupan rumah tangga Rieka dan Edwin. Pernikahan mereka dipenuhi dengan banyak kejadian luar biasa. Karena adanya latar belakang dan kasta yang berbeda. Rieka yang seorang dokter dari keluarga biasa, tiba-tiba harus menjadi istri seorang pimpinan tertinggi grup raksasa Wijaya. Menjadi istri milyuner. Dapatkah keduanya melewati dan bertahan dari segala aral cobaan dalam rumah tangga mereka? Follow my IG: die.din2210, FB : Diedin dan Tiktok: die.din2210

"Repeat that, Bella. Say 'no' again, and I promise you that'll be the last thing you ever say on this earth," Damien Alejandro says, pointing a gun to my head. His icy, cold voice sent shivers down my spine, and somehow, his voice scared me more than the gun pressed to my temple. “I…I…I do," I stammered, the words tasting like bile on my lips. “You may now kiss the bride," the priest announced. --- Isabella is kidnapped on her wedding day and taken to an undisclosed location, where she is forced to marry a stranger, Damien Alejandro, who turns out to be a dangerous Mafia king. He claims her father sold her to him, but there's one problem—she has no father. She promised herself she wouldn't fall for the enemy, but what's a girl to do when a six-foot-three, gorgeous man shows a soft spot for her and can't keep his hands off her?

Sienna Valeria Storm thought her only crime was surviving. As the last Ruby Wolf, she has been hunted, accused of murdering an Alpha, and forced into hiding. But when she stumbles into the path of Kieran Draven Wolfe, the most feared Alpha of the Shadowfang Pack, her fate is sealed. He offers her a choice—stand trial and face execution or become his mate to break his deadly curse. But Kieran isn’t the only one drawn to her. Ronan Voss, an assassin from her forgotten past, has been ordered to kill her, yet his heart refuses. Caius Blackthorne, a vampire prince, offers her power in exchange for her loyalty. As the Celestial Trials force her to choose a mate, dark forces rise, and secrets long buried begin to surface. Because the Midnight Syndicate doesn’t just want her dead—they want her power. And the truth? If she bonds with the wrong mate, she could doom them all. She was born a legend. She will die a queen—or a monster.