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33 | Only another bottle of beer.

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My God, things escalate too quickly when it comes to my family.

Aunt Sasha and Aunt Wendy are fighting over who should get with Zac Efron, as if they actually could, and it looks like they might start pulling each other's hair out at any moment.

Grandpa Carl and Grandpa Sean are completely drunk, which is unusual, and they’re dancing the samba together.

My mom and Julie, James's mom, are holding a broom horizontally so Grandma Maria and Grandma Verah can limbo under it.

Connor seems to be the only sober one—though with my mom, even without alcohol, she’s completely out of her mind—and he’s playing with Carly and Aisha.

Skyler and Jace have disappeared, though I have a pretty good idea of what they’re up to.

Aunt Mary is in charge of the music tonight, wearing a hat with the visor turned backward that says, "I'm the best and fuck the rest."

What a rebellious aunt.

Uncle Mark and Aunt Annie are

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