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2024-10-29 19:42:56“Happy Birthday, Love!”
“Happy birthday, love!” James yells in my ear.
I mumble irritably, turning over in bed and burying my face in the pillow.
“Do you remember what day it is today?”
I blindly move my left hand until I find his face. “Shh. Go back to sleep.” I then press my hand against his forehead to make him lie down.
He stands up and comes to my side of the bed. “You need to get up.”
I take the blankets and pull them up over my head. “I need to sleep.”
James huffs. “You need to move your ass and get up.”
I poke my head out from under the blankets and turn onto my left side to see him better. “I’m sorry for you, but I never learned how to twerk. I’m not as good as my grandmothers.”
James stares at me without blinking.
I stare back at him, waiting for a reaction.
I shouldn’t have done that.
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