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“One night mistake that changes everything.." ************ After the graduation of Vivien and her bestfriend Penelope, they went to the Bar to celebrate their graduation. Vivien just want to have fun and enjoy but why did her desire for fun end up in a night of mistake? She found herself dancing with a stranger, dahil sa kalasingan, wala na siya sa tamang katinuan, natagpuan na lang niya ang sarili na nakikipag-halikan at nakahiga sa isang kama. And that night she gave herself to the stranger. The next day she woke up and in another room. Everything is change that night. Her happy life was slowly changing. Especially when she found out she was pregnant. What will happen to her?

Ana has never been the type to party or drink. But the one night she decides to let loose, she ends up meeting a man who will shake up her entire world.

The tale of college girl who was orphaned for a sad reason struggled to pay her tuition. She got a job as a nanny of twins to a widowed mother. The family was rich and influential. There was a ball. Lathrina Mevens aka Lacey was forced to attend. She danced with the prince and ran when the clock stuck twelve. Sounds familiar right? Not quite. Lacey would rather die than wear the crown and it turns out that the Royal Family has many darks secrets than Lacey is willing to be involved in.

21+ Anak-anak dilarang mendekat!!! Ara, gadis yang jago bela diri ini harus rela kehormatannya di rebut oleh seorang pria brengsek bernama Bastian. Ia mendatangi Bastian saat pria itu menghubunginya ketika tengah mabuk. walaupun Bastian bertanggung jawab, namun Pria itu belum merasakan cinta sedikitpun pada Ara.perlakuan dingin Bastian pada Ara membuat Ara harus memutuskan takdir hidupnya sendiri. sampai ia menemukan sebuah pengumuman pertandingan di tempat ia biasa latihan karate.di sana, Ara mulai menentukan semuanya. 100 hari menuju hari pertandingan, pertandingan yang akan menentukan hidup dan mati Ara, pertandinga yang akan menentukan nasib pernikahannya dan menentuka masa depan hatinya. "Jangan kau pikir karena aku menikahimu, kau bisa bebas padaku. ingat! aku bukan Bastian seperti yang kau pikir.." "100 hariku sudah berakhir, Saat kau temukan surat ini, aku harus ucapkan selamat tinggal padamu, pada pernikahan kita dan pada hatiku..."

Nicole Summers has been kept in the dark her whole life, that is until she meets Leandre — the transfer student and the heir to the Midnight Moon Pack. As her seventeenth birthday approaches, her siblings reveal that she's a werewolf, just like them. Animal attacks and abductions happen, entangling her life into the deep web of werewolves, vampires, and witches. More secrets unravel themselves right in front of her, entangling her in a world full of surprises, new abilities, and danger. A story of family and mysteries. "You're a Werewolf"

Mia Thomson, an eighteen-year-old high school student, is heartbroken when she learns her longtime boyfriend has fallen for her best friend. Overwhelmed, she collapses and is rushed to the hospital. There, she unexpectedly encounters Shawn Mandez, the CEO of Beats Corporation, who urgently needs a spouse. Despite her predicament, Mia decides to help him out, only to be swiftly served divorced by him immediately after they finish signing their marriage certificate: “I’ll have my personal assistant send you the divorce papers," the CEO, who was not a man of many words, uttered coldly. Right at this moment, a sleek black Maybach pulled up in front of them. Without sparing the girl as little as a second glance, the demi-god stepped into the luxurious car and it soon disappeared out of sight. Mia was stunned.

SHE likes HIM. HIM likes HER. HER likes... What would happen if SHE accidentally cast the spell on someone else instead of HIM? And that someone else SHE casted the spell with is HER! Can SHE handle the mess before it gets out of control or the mess will handle them and put them under its control? Is HER really under the spell?

Sherly feels guilty for spending a hot night with a married man. In the morning, she decided to leave and leave the man who had probably liked her since the beginning of their meeting. However, the harsh reality hit Sherly's life when she found out that she was pregnant and her family forced her to throw away her own flesh and blood. Five years passed, Sherly looked for her child who turned out to have been adopted by the Rosell family. Lolita, who replaced Sherly as Aarav's mother, turned out to be the wife of Hansel, the man who slept with Sherly five years ago. After learning the truth, Hansel intends to have Sherly completely, because honestly his relationship with his wife is not based on love. "I liked you from the moment we met, and you have also given birth to my child, so you must be mine, only mine," Hansel was determined to have Sherly.

Evelyn Rodriguez needs to find who murdered her sister. But her only suspect is sexy as hell and every kind of wrong. Suddenly Evelyn's not sure if it's determination that's got her pulse racing–or something altogether less appropriate. Worse of all, she has to live under the same roof with him. Supernova Jason Lyndon, burnt by experience and casual flings is torn between taking the offer of the man he despises the most or the woman that annoys him the most. Either way, he wasn't about to go to jail for something he didn't do. He realized too late chosing Evelyn's offer was a terrible idea. She didn't only arouse all his sexual antennas but started pulling down the firm wall– he's spent years building– around his heart. Enemies make the best lovers... CRIME. SUSPENSE. ROMANCE.

Have you ever been betrayed by the two men you love the most?? And one of them turns out to be your very own best friend?? And one you never even thought of?? If yes, find out what happened to me in my story of deceit, heartbreak, sadness, depression, ' death ' and finding love again.