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"Will you marry my groom, Hazel?" Indy asked me. "Are you out of your mind?" "I know you love him, please marry the devil." ~~~ Hazel Evan had been in love with her best friend's hot and irresistible fiancé, Tristan Hendrix, for a few years now. Never did she expect to receive the proposal from his supposed bride, to get married to her Prince Charming. What if it turned out to be a terrible idea? What if she regretted her action? What if she had dug her own grave to hell? But wait… What if this devil actually had developed secret feelings for her? What if she was able to create a heart for herself in the ribcage of this heartless sexy devil?

The things we want are so very rarely the things we need. Clifton Heights, a modest Adirondack town, offers many unique attractions. Arcane Delights sells both paperbacks and hard-to-find limited editions. The Skylark Diner serves the best home-cooked meals around, with friendly service and a smile. Every August, Mr. Jingo’s County Fair visits, to the delight of children and adults. In essence, Clifton Heights is the quintessential small American town. Everyone knows everyone else, and everyone is treated like family. It is quiet, simple, and peaceful. But shadows linger here. Flitting in dark corners, from the corner of the eye. If you walk down Main Street after dark, the slight scrape of shoes on asphalt whispers you're not alone, but when you look over your shoulder, no one is there. The moon shines high and bright in the night sky, but instead of throwing light, it only seems to make the shadows lengthen. Children disappear. Teens run away. Hunters get lost in the woods with frightening regularity. Husbands go mad, and wives vanish in the dead of night. And still, when the sun rises in the morning, you are greeted by townspeople with warm waves and friendly smiles, and the shivers pass as everything seems fresh and new... Until night falls once more. Handy's Pawn and Thrift sits several blocks down from Arcane Delights. Like any thrift store, its wares range from the mundane to the bizarre. By daylight, it seems just another slice of small town Americana. But in its window hangs a sign which reads: We Have Things You Need. And when a lonely traveling salesman comes looking for something he desperately wants, after normal visiting hours, after night has fallen, he will face a harsh truth among the shelves of Handy’s Pawn and Thrift: the things we want are rarely the things we need. ©️ Crystal Lake Publishing

"You're useless, so why would I be with you!…it's over, I'm getting married to someone else!" Arthur's wife said. — Everyone looks down on Arthur stark. His in-laws call him trash and useless, they consider him lower than their maids, treat him worse than they would treat an animal. But none of that mattered, all that mattered to Arthur Was his wife, and he was patiently waiting for his wife to hold his hand without being ashamed of him. Unfortunately for Arthur that day never came, as he one day discovered his wife was a cheat.

Memiliki seorang anak yang cerdas dan Lord tampan yang menjadi tunangannya, membuat hidup Belinda terasa sangat sempurna. Henry bukan hanya menjadi tunangan yang romantis dan perhatian pada Belinda, tapi juga sangat menyayangi Felipe putra Belinda layaknya putranya sendiri. Tapi semuanya berubah setelah Belinda bertemu dengan Don Victorino. Ada rasa sakit yang menusuk di hatinya saat pertama kali bertemu dengan pria itu, pria yang bahkan Belinda sendiri tidak mengenalnya sama sekali. Seolah ada sesuatu yang mengikat di antara dirinya dengan Victorino, sesuatu yang mungkin akan mengubah hidupnya dan mengusik hari-harinya. Dan saat ingatan Belinda kembali, barulah terkuak hubungan masa lalunya dengan Don Victorino yang menjadi cinta pertamanya, juga ayah dari putranya. Hubungan yang tidak hanya diwarnai dengan cinta, tapi juga dendam. Lalu, siapa yang akan dipilih Belinda, tunangan tampannya, atau Sang Don yang sejak awal telah memikat hatinya itu? Warning : 21+ Sudah ada novel cetaknya yaa. Untuk info pembelian bisa dm IG : @Si_NIcegirl

Ketika cinta membuatmu salah arah dan ketika luka membuatmu lebih terarah Ketika sosok yang kau cintai memberimu luka dan noda dan ketika sosok yang asing bagimu justru memberimu kesetiaan dan kepercayaan Ini aku yang telah terlewatkan olehmu. ~~oo~~ Amanda El Malik terpaksa harus hidup dengan ayahnya yang menikah lagi tidak lama setelah baru saja cerai. Ia harus menjalani hidupnya bersama ibu dan saudara tirinya yang ia rasa menyebalkan. Hingga suatu hari ia melakukan sebuah kesalahan bersama kekasihnya. Hal ini membuat masa depannya terancam hancur. Amanda melarikan diri dari kehidupannya dan melanjutkan pendidikannya di luar negeri, ia pergi bersama ibu kandungnya. Kemudian, rintangan baru ia temui. Berhadapan dengan dosen yang menyebalkan namun menggoda dalam waktu yang sama. Mampukah Amanda melewati segala rintangan kehidupannya? ~~oo~~ Follow Ig : shylapra

Ex- boyfriend ni Jenna si Angelo, first sa lahat ng bagay, first boyfriend, first kiss,first love, first sex and first heartbreak. Pumunta cya ng Paris to mend her broken heart. after 2 years ay bumalik cya ng Pilipinas. Di nya akalain na magkikita sila ulit. "I have a proposition Jenna, you can have my body.. you can use me when you feel horny. You can have me as long as you want. "No strings attached, No feelings involve. Napatameme si Jenna sa sinabi ni Angelo.. Tatanggapin ba nya ang offer nitong maging FUBU sila? From Ex-boyfriend to Boss to Lover real quick! Hindi na cya makapag-isip ng matino.... BAHALA NA!

They say there is a fine line between love and hate, but where does one end and the other begin? When does something so pure become something so toxic that even you yourself cannot fathom when things changed? This story starts on the day that my parents were killed. That was the day that I felt like my entire life had ended. If only I knew then that it was only the beginning of the storm I would be made to endure. Struggling to grasp onto the threads of my unraveling life, I found comfort in the arms of someone I didn't truly know. His dangerously handsome looks and his lethal allure consumed me, and, despite my every instinct, I fell. He became my world, the very air I needed to breathe, the only one that I thought I could rely on... but then, in the blink of an eye, everything changed. When the truth of my very existence and reality was revealed, he cast me aside and lit my world ablaze, leaving me to burn in the flames of his hatred. Even then, we were still intertwined together by one fate. My name is Yileyna De'Lacor, and this is my story. For updates, character aesthetics and more follow me on author.muse on IG and author muse on

"It's not me, please believe me." Ashley Patterson stubbornly looked at the people in the car, it was pouring rain, and the car door was wet with rainwater, revealing a cold face. Ashley's whole body trembled. She stood outside the car, one door away, screaming. "Listen to my explanation." The car door suddenly opened. Before Ashley could be happy, a strong force violently pulled her into the car. She fell on top of him, and his white shirt immediately soaked a large area. “Milan Elise, the gangsters who killed Gina were not arranged by me…” As soon as Ashley opened her mouth, a long and strong hand squeezed her chin mercilessly, and from the top of her head came his magnetic voice. "Do you like me that much?" His voice was clear and cold, faintly smelling of cigarettes - a taste that belonged to him. "Huh?" Ashley was a bit confused, she liked him, and the whole world knew. Why does he suddenly ask like that now? The man squeezed Ashley's chin, his other arm was long and strong, and his palm gently touched her cold, wet cheek from the rain. Ashley got lost in his gentle eyes, she seemed to hear this man ask. "Is it cold?" Suddenly, a cold breath radiated from his body. He said coldly: "Ashley, do you like me that much? Like me so much that you would kill Gina?" The coldness from the bottom of his heart immediately spread to her whole body. Ashley immediately woke up and couldn't help but smile bitterly... She immediately thought, how could he give her such gentleness? This is not gentleness but just a devil's smile.

How will you feel when you end up with the same person you were trying to find an escape from? How will you feel when you end up in a one-night stand with your Ex-husband? Her eyes fluttered as she felt the morning cool breeze brushing against her bare body, which was semi-covered with a quilt. Although her eyes felt heavy to even blink, her other senses were high alert. She could hear the bird chirping outside the windows, she could smell a familiar masculine cologne, her body covered with goosebumps with the presence of someone familiar, and her heart beats rapidly on its own accord. That's when her brain registered her surroundings and could recollect her last passionate night with someone who would be her soon-to-be ex-husband. How? When? Why? She mentally slapped herself, but then she couldn't hide the contentment. She felt as if she was complete now. She couldn't stop but feel happy again. Why? Why does she feel like falling in love again? "I see you are still the w***e you were back then," his words broke her little dream she just thought of. "A desperate woman like you, who can with her ex-husband, can no wonder w***e around any men." He said with no remorse. "I did the right thing by divorcing you. How much do you charge for a night?" he smirked, looking at her teary face. "Here! Take extra 200 bucks for the sake of our old times." She vowed never to cry in front of her husband, but what he said just now shattered her soul beyond repair. Her quivering body and hollow eyes didn't hide the agony she felt at that very moment. "Sorry for loving you."

Perrine is deeply inlove to the man nothing to do to her but hurt her feelings, to his husband. Even though Perrine knew that Reed had another love she still got married and hoped that one day her husband would love her too. Years passed nothing changed in Reed's feelings for her. But Perrine still hasn't given up. Until an accident changed everything. Nang dahil sa aksidenteng ito ay nag-bago ang lahat, lalo na ang nararamdaman ni Reed sa asawa. And Reed will do anything to find his wife. Dead or alive. To say what he should have said to his wife for a long time. But, will find her wife say the word . . . "I love you, Perrine." Kung pagkatapos ng aksidente ay hindi lamang ang nararamdaman ni Reed ang nag-bago kundi pati ang mukha ng asawa.