ugly jokes

Seumur hidup dia tak pernah berani bermimpi akan memiliki seseorang yang akan selalu ada di sampingnya. Bukan lagi rahasia jika orang-orang mengacuhkannya, bahkan menganggap kehadirannya di dunia ini tak lebih dari sekedar sampah. Ya, sampah yang hanya akan membuat orang mencebik dan memandang rendah karena dia tak memiliki paras yang elok.Berbeda dengan pemuda itu. Pemuda yang tampan, kaya dan sukses. Jenis manusia yang kehadirannya tak bisa diabaikan begitu saja. Tapi bagaimana jika dua insan manusia ini bertemu dan JATUH CINTA?Apa menurut kalian ini mungkin, atau ini hanya dongeng pengantar tidur untuk si muka jelek?

Bai Aoxue, the best mercenary in the 21st century, is accidentally sent back to the Chengxi Dynasty in Great Continent due to an explosion in her mission, and trapped in the first daughter of Prime Minister. After her rebirth, she is set up by her father to marry the 5th prince Jun Yeyan who wears a mask all day long.In the face of bloodthirsty enemies, discord between brothers, collusion among courtiers and invasion of enemy state, can Bai and Jun resolve the crises? What will happen to their political marriage? How will the fierce battle for the throne end?With many twists and turns, the book brings you to experience palace revolution, love and hatred thousands of years ago.

Mahirap mabuhay sa mapanghusgang mundo , lalo na kung ikaw ay nabibilang sa hanay ng di gaanong kagandahan. Tukso , panlalait at pandidiri ang makukuha mo. Si Nathalia Montessa ay isang Executive Assistant . Hindi ito kagandahan at madalas ay tampulan ng tukso dahil sa itsura nito. Siya ay iibig sa kanyang boss na si Luisito Monteverde na isang napakagwapo na CEO. Kapalit ng sampung milyong piso ay makikipagrelasyon ang binata sa kanyang Assistant . Sobrang kinadurog ng puso ni Nathalia nang malaman ang pangloloko na ginawa sa kanya ng lalaking iniibig. Ito ang magtutulak sa kanya para magparetoke at mabuhay sa bagong katauhan. Paano nga ba niya isasagawa ang kanyang paghihiganti bilang si Rosalia Montes , isang sikat na modelo. Magtatagumpay ba siya sa pagdurog sa puso ni Mr. Monteverde o siya mismo ang mahuhulog sa sarili niyang paghihiganti?

Katulad ng ibang babae pangarap ni Dianne na makilala ang kanyang prince charming, makasama kanyang forever, ang lalaking itinadhana sa kanya na makapiling niya habang buhay. Na mahal niya at mamahalin din siya ng buong buo. Magkatotoo kaya ang pinapangarap niya iyon kung siya a tipong babae na madalas ay husgahan na pangit, baduy at napagkamalan na katulong ng mga naggagandahang mga kaibigan niya sa tuwing magkasamasila? Ang totoo madali siyang mafall inlove sa lalaking magaling sumayaw, kumanta at maggitara. Si DJmayaman at gwapo sana pero ito ang lalaki na kinaiinisan ni Dianne, yong feeling na stress sya sa tuwing magkuros ang landas nila dahil sa panghuhusga at pang iinis sa kanya at minsan ay nasabi sa kanyang mga kaibigan na kahit ito na lang ang lalaking natira sa mundo, hindi mangyayari na magkagusto siya. Ngunit paano kung sa hindi niya inaasahan ay mabihag nito ang kanyang puso? Saka niya lamang nalaman na bukod sa gwapo at mayaman ito na nagmamay-ari ng iba't ibang kompanya ay taglay nito ang gusto niya sa isang lalaki na magaling sumayaw, kumanta at maggitara...at higit pa doon, may taglay itong mabuting kalooban. Basahin ang kwentong magpapaantig sayong puso, magpapakilig at maaaring makakapagbigay ng ngiti sayong natutulog at naiidlip na damdamin...

I never thought fairy tales could actually be real. But my belief that they weren't quickly came crashing down when I, Katherine Cain, met a man completely opposite of me; Virgo Dacien. You see, half of my face is a birthmark, making me look extremely different from everyone- ugly, as everyone preferred to say. Virgo on the other hand? His hair was black as night, his eyes the lightest shade of blue, with a chiseled, stubble covered jaw, and the most perfect teeth i'd ever seen. And he was outrageously strong..... and terrifyingly warm. Though, I can't complain much. His strength saved me from plummeting to my death and his heat warmed me from a chilled breeze. But little did I know, Virgo was much more than a man, but a beast, and he was about to drag me into a fantasy world filled with mythical fights, a rejected luna, and a target being placed on my back that everyone, myth and reality alike, wanted to take a shot at at any given chance. Will he be able to save me?

"I will give you $80,000, but only if you substitute your sister to marry Alexander Knight," Graham told his eldest daughter, Claire Jhonson. Claire was forced to substitute her stepsister, Alice, to marry a bankrupt and ugly billionaire's son named Alexander Knight. In desperate need of money for her mother's medical expenses, Claire is forced to agree. However, no one knows that the ugly billionaire's son Claire is about to marry owns his own business. A business that would make him the most influential businessman in his country.

When I have a pen in my hand and paper before me, I think I want to write something to cast every despair in my pathetic life away. I have a figure of a depressed guy whose fate is too much: saving the world. He is not stupid nor even smart, he is not ugly nor even good looking. He is just a nijikon (A person who loves an anime character more than the real one) like me. He once thought to give up on life, but an event changes his life. I'm sure you guys start guessing how the story goes, but too bad, this one is different than the others.

It's about the life of a nerdy girl that fall inlove to a very handsome and famous man but when she fall inlove to this man her life is change. she become miserable always bullied by the others and she dont know how to face it until such day a big guy which is the stranger man told her that she is the missing daughter of his rich boss and then her life change she become a independent woman, she change her old self to be a famous one, she become successful woman and comeback for revenge. She become successful and ready to go back in her old place for the revenge that she planned before but there's one thing the revenge that she do has no effect to his exlover even though she make his ex lover life miserable.until such day she found out that what happened in the past is just a misunderstanding. His ex always care for her that's why at last she forget all the bad memories at the past and give a forgiveness.

(Under Edits) Their life was a maze. From highschool sweethearts to business rivals, their journey continued till they were tied into a marriage. Oh, contract marriage to be exact. It didn't stop there. They fell in love again, deeply, hardly and madly. But as time passed they got tangled more and more into the maze of fate and that led them to an ugly separation. But they both have something precious with them that the other doesn't know about. What will happen when they will meet again after years with extreme hate for each other? They are determined to destroy the opposite person. But the hell will break when they will see what the other person has with them. Soon they found themselves among questions, hates, jealousy, confusion and danger. They got tangled in the web of maze. Again. But this time they are determined to get out of this maze. Together. But is it really a maze created by fate or someone has the string of their fates...? ___ "Luke? I am going to wash myself. And if possible wash this whole office. Athaliah Williams had come here and polluted this whole place." Aaron said to his assistant while giving Athaliah one last hateful look, he turned around to leave. "One minute, Aaron Knight, listen to me for a moment and listen carefully. If you don't stop messing with my life from now on, I will pollute your whole life in such a way that there will be darkness everywhere. And that's a promise." Athaliah warned in a cold tone returning the hate in full force.

Ashley Black thought she had it all. The perfect marriage and the perfect husband until one night he came home breaking her heart into a million pieces. "You will walk out of this marriage as you came into it, with only your clothes. You won't get sent nor will you get a house or a car. Sign them and get lost." I fight back the tears as I signed the papers and when I look at him I almost gasp as I saw the hate he has as he look at me. "The day you realize you made a mistake it will be too late," I tell him emotionless as I walked to the door just as I was about to step out I feel someone grabbing my arm hard making me whimper, "Why would I want someone as disgusting, ugly as you again? I'm glad I finally got rid of you why would I want to come running back to you Ash?" I feel my heart shattered into a million pieces as I hear him say those hurtful words. Ashley left the house heartbroken and pregnant after he chased her away. Five years later Adrian realized the mistake he made back then but the question is will Ashley forgive him? Find out what will happen between Ashley and Adrian in this romance.