Why So Serious?
My usually cold and distant wife shared a bowl of soup with her newly joined colleague.
Surprisingly, I felt calm, even as I brought up divorce.
She sneered at me, "Don't be ridiculous. I'm exhausted. He's just a colleague of mine."
"Even if we're married, you have no right to interfere with what I do with my colleagues."
"If that's what you think, then I can't help you."
When I actually put the divorce papers in front of her, she flew into a rage.
"Ryan, do you think the Wagners were still what they used to be? You're nothing without me!"