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Peter, a 16-year-old boy, working with a The Blackstone, a big Mafia in LA, in order to provide the money for his mother's treatments. Once, he got a mission to kill the boss of the most powerful and feared mafia in the whole country. Peter isn't a professional assassin; he is just a drug seller, a good stealer and a smart negotiator. He didn't kill anyone before so they are sending him to his death and he couldn't protest and simply refuse the mission because they are threatening him to kill his mother who later, he found out that she isn't his real mother but his kidnapper. So how will Peter survive through all this mess? Will the boss of The LA mafia kill him? And in case not what's going to happen? And why? Will this twist bring other surprises? If yes, How will Peter finds his way through them? Come guys have fun ❤️ I don't have a main character. It contains: violence, spanking, swearing, sex scenes So if you don't like this kind of things don't read it Love you all Stay safe

Si Eli ay isang huwarang estudyante at kasalukuyang nangunguna sa kanilang klase. Kilala siya bilang isang tahimik na tao at walang interes sa ibang bagay bukod sa pag-aaral. Iyon na rin siguro ang isa sa pinakadahilan kung bakit walang maituturing na kaibigan sa school si Eli. Lingid sa kaalaman ng kanyang mga kaklase, si Eli ay isang closeted gay. Dahil sa fear of rejection at mahusgahan ng iba, mas pinipiling mapag-isa ni Eli kaysa makihalubilo sa kanyang mga kaklase. Isang gabi habang nagrereview si Eli para sa isang exam kinabukasan, napukaw ang kanyang atensiyon sa isang online advertisment. Ito ay isang 'dating' application na tinatawag na MATCHED, na kung saan ay maaari kang makakilala at makatagpo ng taong para sa iyo... As a gay person. Dahil sa masidhing kuryusidad ay dali-daling dinampot ni Eli ang kanyang cellphone para idownload ang MATCHED para simulang hanapin ang taong kukumpleto sa tinatago niyang pagkatao. Have you ever tried to use an app to find a lover? Let the hunt begin.

Siddharth raizada and Arjun Bhalla are like two poles apart. If Siddharth likes to mask his pain by his ruthless behavior, Arjun loves to hurt him with his venomous nature. If Siddharth could control his anger to hide his emotions, Arjun could do anything to make Siddharth lose his temper. If Siddharth is an egoistic self-centered jerk, Arjun is an unemotional frigid psycho. There was a time when they both even can't stand on the opposite side of any team. But now they can't bear their presence over a 100 feet distance. The time has passed away still they are standing at the edge where they seemed to be lost forever. Friends can become the best enemy if they part ways by some more misunderstanding. Friends can only hurt us in a way more than we could expect if they turned to the other side of us. IshitaRaizada, a beautiful young girl who has lost interest in life because of what happened in the past. She is trying hard to manage the new changes in his life. Meeting him again who is the sole reason for her destruction, is hard for her. Arjun entered their lives again to make hell. Will they be able to move on? Mishty Gupta, a colorful girl who jas several dreams to achieve. What will happen to her when she enters the group of people who has mystery in their relationship? Mihir Arora is the only reason for Sid's smile and Arjun's hope. Will he be able to bring his friends back? Here is the story of friendship love and hatred. A strong friendship where no one can dream to break is now broken beyond repair. Will they be able to be like before?

Smiles aren't always pretty; especially when that sort of smile looks like a homicidal killer.Gabriella Bryce was told that a smile is a girl's precious jewelry. They were wrong. To her, it's like a makeup gone bad. With her forbidding and murderous smile that can chase off even a group of teenage football players; Gabriella was certain that she was destined to be forever alone.But that was until she saved a boy from a group of guys one night in a deserted alley...with her smile. Aelfric Beaumont, a vampire-werewolf hybrid and the boy she saved, was fascinated with her smile and has never left her alone since then. Following her like a sick love-struck and possessive puppy, every day became a game of chase for her. Especially when the Alpha of a werewolf pack is desperate for protection due to an impending pack war and sees Gabriella as a suitable mate for his son. Tyrelle Gawen; a werewolf boy forced by his father to attend the same school as Gabriella in order to pursue her.With two beasts following her every move, can Gabriella still live her life normally? Or will it be a never-ending tango between the three of them?

What would you do if you stumbled upon a bride crying her eyes out minutes before the wedding, begging you to help her escape? You help her, of course. What would you do if you stumbled upon a drunken guy being mugged in the dark alley later that night? You help him too, of course. What would you do when you discover he was the same guy left hanging at the altar earlier that day? You regret everything, of course. What would you do when you start seeing that same guy everywhere you go? You fall in love, of course.

Lailah Gazth had her whole life planned, but her world falls apart when her best friend Alison dies in a car accident, caused by nothing more and nothing less than the young criminal Azael Grimm or so he calls himself ... Lailah decides to take a risk and report him, getting a trial in which they will debate whether he is guilty or not, but that will be in three months, the same time Azael has to make her fall in love and prevent her from testifying against him and thus not go to jail. Will she get it? What consequences could she bring to her after her? Even a demon can fall for an angel ... and then he kisses me.

Evelyn Rodriguez needs to find who murdered her sister. But her only suspect is sexy as hell and every kind of wrong. Suddenly Evelyn's not sure if it's determination that's got her pulse racing–or something altogether less appropriate. Worse of all, she has to live under the same roof with him. Supernova Jason Lyndon, burnt by experience and casual flings is torn between taking the offer of the man he despises the most or the woman that annoys him the most. Either way, he wasn't about to go to jail for something he didn't do. He realized too late chosing Evelyn's offer was a terrible idea. She didn't only arouse all his sexual antennas but started pulling down the firm wall– he's spent years building– around his heart. Enemies make the best lovers... CRIME. SUSPENSE. ROMANCE.

Ang conyo at kikay na si Lemon Concepcion, magpapanggap bilang isang lalaki para lamang makaligtas sa mga hindi niya kilalang kaaway? Si Lemon Concepcion ay isang anak na nasasanay na sa gulo ng buhay ng kanyang Ina. Kung kaya't kahit kailan ay hindi niya pinangarap na magkaroon din ng sariling pamilya upang hindi magaya sa kanya ang magiging anak. Ngunit nang mamatay at makabalik sa kanyang 'past life', sa panahong malayo sa kanyang nakasanayang buhay, kinailangan niyang magbalat-kayo bilang isang lalaki upang makaligtas sa panganib na maaaring nakaamba sa kanya sa buhay na iyon. Magiging mapayapa ba ang kanyang pamumuhay gamit ang ibang katauhan o lalo lamang siyang maguguluhimnan?

Alena didn't believe she could marry her teacher in high school. The new teacher whom she idolized so much has now become her legal husband. With the age gap that is far apart, Zeyn tries to understand Alena's young nature and tries to maintain their marriage. Then what will happen next? "You are now my wife, so I am free to touch you." "Uh, you flirtatious teacher!"

(First Generation 3) 'Ang taong gipit, sa patalim kumakapit..' Nang madiagnosed ng cancer ang anak ni Mari Ysabela Fallorina ay napilitan siyang tanggpin ang offer ng isang aroganteng bilyonaryo na si Vincent Veda Lee. She will pretend as his mistress to make his wife jealous at hindi na ituloy ang divorce laban sa lalaki kapalit ng malaking halaga. Dapat ay acting lang ang lahat pero bakit pakiramdam niya ay nahulog na siya sa kanyang boss na mala-oppa? At bakit parang nahulog na rin ang loob nito sa kanya? Maniniwala ba siyang tunay ang nararamdaman nito gayong bago pa lang naman silang magkakilala? Paano kung matuklasan niya ang isang nakaraan na babago sa pagtingin nila sa isa't isa?